sonic the hedgehog... comic??

on the outskirts of zamrud, emerald city
sonic is just getting a couple of chilidogs
shadow-(thinking)thinks he can mess around with my girl withougth me knowing?hes got something comming.
5 mins later
sonic walks off the bench and into the city
sonic-shadow?wat r u doing here?
shadow-well,wat a coincidence;u know wat i want
sonic with the huh? expression on his face.
shadow-i want u 2 quit hangin around my girl!
sonic-ash?
shadow-yes & as i recall u were at our house last nigth.u were the one that gave here that ring!
sonic-(surprized a bit)u know about the ring?how du u know i was there last nigth?
shadow-she...

Sally Acorn was going up against Cream The Rabbit, in her 1956 Bel Air.

Sonic: I haven't seen Sal's Roadrunner in a long time.
Tails: I wish she didn't have to go against Cream. It's not easy to choose upon friends when it comes to challenges.
Sonic: Yeah, both our girlfriends, going head to head. At least one of them will win when this is over.

The light turned green, and both cars took off. Sally had better acceleration, but Cream won with her Chevy.

Cream: Yay!
Tails: Alright!
Sonic: Your clever ingenuity has worked again buddy.
Rotor: I could have sworn I'd do better than Tails.
Sally: Better luck...

Alright, before I even say anything, (Although technically I just did say something XD) I need to get this out of the way. I don't care at all about Sonic couples, atau even romance pairings in general. Maybe it's just the way I've never been the most interested in fan-made romance, atau maybe because of those scarring terrible fan fictions, atau the worst of all..... Let's just say disturbing pictures on google Images, (Seriously what the hell guys? X___X) But long story short, it's not my forte. In fact, this is probably the only time in my life I've talked about these and the only time anda ever...