Standing in a clearing with Merlin’s evil twin, Jethro, a big and scary and blue monster named Gary, and now Mordred – the dude who wanted to kill Arthur – would make anyone a little scared. But scared enough to turn and run screaming away? Not our fearless four!
Arthur turned and ran, screaming, away, but Merlin grabbed the back of his shirt. “Where do anda think you’re going, mate?”
Mordred stood beside Jethro, radiating evil and cuteness. He was only a little boy, after all. He smiled at Merlin, Arthur, Donna and the Doctor. “I thought anda would’ve guessed oleh now,” he said, “that I brought Jethro here using magic!”
“You did?” asked Jethro, looking around. “Really, thanks, I was beginning to miss this place.”
“You were?” Mordred asked. “In my opinion, I think it’s a bit dull.”
“Me, too!” berkata Donna. “Question for you: this place atau Hawaii?”
“ENOUGH!” bellowed Mordred. “Aren’t any of anda wondering why I brought Jethro here in the first place?”
Merlin shrugged. “No, not really.”
“I thought maybe anda were sick atau being alone and creepy,” berkata Arthur.
“Obviously,” berkata the Doctor, “you need him for something.”
Mordred smiled. “Finally, someone who actually has a brain. Yes, I need him for something. Something so important that I believe he isn’t that capable of doing, but never mind. Gary seems to like him and Gary’s hard to control.”
“Well, he is a giant monster,” Donna muttered.
“What’s the really important thing, then?” Merlin asked.
“Oh, it’s actually rather small,” berkata Mordred. “I just want anda all dead, then I can give Jethro the TARDIS in return for his help and……… TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! Muh ha ha.”
“Deal,” berkata Jethro. “Gary, eat them.”
Gary started advancing towards Merlin, Donna, Arthur and the Doctor. They were trapped!
“WAIT!!” Arthur shouted and everyone paused. “I have one lebih thing to ask.”
Mordred held up his hand and Gary stopped. “Well, get on with it. Ask away.”
Arthur looked at something just over Jethro’s shoulder and shouted, “WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!”
Jethro and Mordred turned around and the Doctor yelled, “RUN!” and he, Donna, Merlin and Arthur turned and ran away through the trees.
“God, I feel like a coward,” berkata Merlin as they ran.
“Would anda rather be a coward atau Gary food?” Donna asked.
“Gary food,” berkata Arthur and Merlin poked him with the stick.
There was a crash from behind them as Gary run through the trees, breaking branches and crushing bushes. He was gaining on them and he sounded hungry. Either that was him growling, atau his belly.
“This is hopeless,” berkata Merlin. “We’re all going to die!!!!!!!! Waaaaa.”
At that moment, Gary leapt and he was suddenly in front of them, roaring. Merlin, Arthur, Donna and the Doctor skidded to a stop and looked up at their doom, ready to be eaten at any moment.
“Can’t anda do some magic atau something?” Donna shouted at Merlin, who was making shushing motions with his hands.
“No,” he berkata quickly. “Why would I know anything about magic?” He scoffed. “I’m not a sorcerer.”
“Uh, yes anda are,” berkata the Doctor. “You know, the all mighty Merlin with the pointy hat and the white beard.”
“Never heard of him.”
“You’re a wizard!” Donna shouted. “So bloody act like one and make that monster turn into a puff of smoke already!!!”
Merlin looked at Arthur, who rolled his eyes. “You think I didn’t know? You’re lebih stupid than anda look. Could anda just hurry up and kill the monster before we die?”
“How’d anda find out?” Merlin asked.
“OH, WOULD anda JUST KILL IT?!?!?!?!” Donna screamed.
Merlin turned to face Gary, who was still staring at them and growling. Probably deciding which one to eat first. They all looked yummy.
Merlin raised his hand and said, “Abracadabra.”
There was a funny noise, the sound of Gary gurgling. Then he began to bubble. Little blue bubbles floated off his skin and went pop in the air. Arthur popped one with his finger and it burst all over him, covering him in sparkling blue stuff.
“Ugh.”
“What did anda do?” the Doctor asked, looking up at Gary, who was trying to eat the bubbles that floated off him.
Merlin grinned. “Turned him into–”
There was a loud CRACK! and a billion blue bubbles. When they floated away and all popped, a little blue creature was sitting where Gary had been moments before.
“A cat,” berkata Donna. “You turned him into a cat.”
“Isn’t he cute?” berkata Merlin, walking meneruskan, ke depan to pick up Gary. “Hello, puss.”
“Mew,” berkata Gary.
“Ooh, ooh, ooh!! Let me hold him,” berkata Arthur, taking Gary from Merlin. “A cootchie-coo, little kitty. Mew mew mew. You’re so cute. Yes anda are, yes anda are. Oh, a little pussy–”
“Drop. The. Cat.”
“Aah!” Arthur dropped Gary and they all looked up to see Mordred and Jethro coming through the path off destruction that Gary had made.
“Oh, Gary!” Jethro shouted. “You ruined my monster.”
“Yeah, but now he’s cute,” berkata Donna. “Isn’t that a plus?”
“Guess anda can’t kill us now,” berkata the Doctor. “No Gary, no guts, no problem.” He smiled. “We’ll just be going now.”
They started to leave, but Mordred said, “Oh no, anda don’t. I can still kill anda myself, and I believe I will.”
“But first,” berkata the Doctor, pulling a bar of cokelat from his pocket. “Don’t anda want some candy?”
Mordred eyed the cokelat as Jethro ran to pick up Gary. Then he hurried back to Mordred’s side and Merlin snapped his fingers. “Kazam.”
There was a puff of white smoke and Jethro and Mordred were suddenly locked in an unbreakable cage.
“Hey, hey,” berkata Mordred. “You can’t do this to me. anda know I’ll just escape, I’m way lebih powerful than you.”
“As if, shortie,” berkata Merlin with a grin.
“Merlin,” Jethro begged. “Listen, I know I’ve been bad, but I’m your brother. Honest, I won’t do anymore nasty things. Let me out!! PLEASE!!”
Merlin nodded. “Alright.” He snapped his fingers again and Jethro was suddenly standing beside the Doctor, with Gary still in his arms and Mordred still in the cage, banging his head against the bars.
“Time to go?” berkata Donna.
“Hawaii, here we come,” berkata the Doctor. “See anda later, Merlin. Thanks for saving my life, I guess I’ll have to say. And byebye to you, too, Arthur. Hurry up and take over from your stupid dad.”
“Will do, mate,” berkata Arthur.
“Bye,” berkata Merlin.
“Bye, cuties,” berkata Donna and she and the Doctor headed back to where the TARDIS waited for them.
Jethro watched them go, then he chucked Gary at Merlin, who caught him. “I’m going with them,” Jethro said. “I’ve been away too long and I don’t actually like it here, I’ve decided.”
“Really?” Arthur said.
“Really,” Jethro said.
“I’ll miss you, then,” Merlin told him.
“You, too, Merls. Keep up the good work.”
Merlin nodded and Jethro ran off after the Doctor and Donna. Merlin and Arthur watched him go, then they turned and headed the other way, back towards Camelot, leaving Mordred screaming after them.
“So,” berkata Merlin, a few hours later and they were still walking. “When’d anda figure out that I was a sorcerer?”
“You know how I was going to tell anda something about when the Dragon attacked Camelot?” Arthur said.
“Yep, I remember.”
“Well, I saw anda talking to the Dragon and everything,” Arthur admitted. “I just pretended I didn’t see because I thought, maybe, anda were crazy. But I mean, I stabbed it in the leg and anda berkata I dealt a mortal blow atau whatever. Seriously, as if that would make a dragon fly away.”
“You’d be surprised,” berkata Merlin with a grin. “He’s a big woss. Kinda like Gary.”
“Meow,” berkata Gary.
“But it was kinda obvious,” berkata Arthur.
“Kinda?”
“Yeah. But don’t worry, I won’t tell me dear old dad,” he said. “He chop your head off and then who would I have to do all my chores?”
“Someone who might actually like slaving after anda all day,” berkata Merlin. “I mean, have mencium your clothes? And I have to wash them!! Ew.”
“Merlin?” berkata Arthur.
“Yes?”
“You really are an idiot.”
Arthur turned and ran, screaming, away, but Merlin grabbed the back of his shirt. “Where do anda think you’re going, mate?”
Mordred stood beside Jethro, radiating evil and cuteness. He was only a little boy, after all. He smiled at Merlin, Arthur, Donna and the Doctor. “I thought anda would’ve guessed oleh now,” he said, “that I brought Jethro here using magic!”
“You did?” asked Jethro, looking around. “Really, thanks, I was beginning to miss this place.”
“You were?” Mordred asked. “In my opinion, I think it’s a bit dull.”
“Me, too!” berkata Donna. “Question for you: this place atau Hawaii?”
“ENOUGH!” bellowed Mordred. “Aren’t any of anda wondering why I brought Jethro here in the first place?”
Merlin shrugged. “No, not really.”
“I thought maybe anda were sick atau being alone and creepy,” berkata Arthur.
“Obviously,” berkata the Doctor, “you need him for something.”
Mordred smiled. “Finally, someone who actually has a brain. Yes, I need him for something. Something so important that I believe he isn’t that capable of doing, but never mind. Gary seems to like him and Gary’s hard to control.”
“Well, he is a giant monster,” Donna muttered.
“What’s the really important thing, then?” Merlin asked.
“Oh, it’s actually rather small,” berkata Mordred. “I just want anda all dead, then I can give Jethro the TARDIS in return for his help and……… TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! Muh ha ha.”
“Deal,” berkata Jethro. “Gary, eat them.”
Gary started advancing towards Merlin, Donna, Arthur and the Doctor. They were trapped!
“WAIT!!” Arthur shouted and everyone paused. “I have one lebih thing to ask.”
Mordred held up his hand and Gary stopped. “Well, get on with it. Ask away.”
Arthur looked at something just over Jethro’s shoulder and shouted, “WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!”
Jethro and Mordred turned around and the Doctor yelled, “RUN!” and he, Donna, Merlin and Arthur turned and ran away through the trees.
“God, I feel like a coward,” berkata Merlin as they ran.
“Would anda rather be a coward atau Gary food?” Donna asked.
“Gary food,” berkata Arthur and Merlin poked him with the stick.
There was a crash from behind them as Gary run through the trees, breaking branches and crushing bushes. He was gaining on them and he sounded hungry. Either that was him growling, atau his belly.
“This is hopeless,” berkata Merlin. “We’re all going to die!!!!!!!! Waaaaa.”
At that moment, Gary leapt and he was suddenly in front of them, roaring. Merlin, Arthur, Donna and the Doctor skidded to a stop and looked up at their doom, ready to be eaten at any moment.
“Can’t anda do some magic atau something?” Donna shouted at Merlin, who was making shushing motions with his hands.
“No,” he berkata quickly. “Why would I know anything about magic?” He scoffed. “I’m not a sorcerer.”
“Uh, yes anda are,” berkata the Doctor. “You know, the all mighty Merlin with the pointy hat and the white beard.”
“Never heard of him.”
“You’re a wizard!” Donna shouted. “So bloody act like one and make that monster turn into a puff of smoke already!!!”
Merlin looked at Arthur, who rolled his eyes. “You think I didn’t know? You’re lebih stupid than anda look. Could anda just hurry up and kill the monster before we die?”
“How’d anda find out?” Merlin asked.
“OH, WOULD anda JUST KILL IT?!?!?!?!” Donna screamed.
Merlin turned to face Gary, who was still staring at them and growling. Probably deciding which one to eat first. They all looked yummy.
Merlin raised his hand and said, “Abracadabra.”
There was a funny noise, the sound of Gary gurgling. Then he began to bubble. Little blue bubbles floated off his skin and went pop in the air. Arthur popped one with his finger and it burst all over him, covering him in sparkling blue stuff.
“Ugh.”
“What did anda do?” the Doctor asked, looking up at Gary, who was trying to eat the bubbles that floated off him.
Merlin grinned. “Turned him into–”
There was a loud CRACK! and a billion blue bubbles. When they floated away and all popped, a little blue creature was sitting where Gary had been moments before.
“A cat,” berkata Donna. “You turned him into a cat.”
“Isn’t he cute?” berkata Merlin, walking meneruskan, ke depan to pick up Gary. “Hello, puss.”
“Mew,” berkata Gary.
“Ooh, ooh, ooh!! Let me hold him,” berkata Arthur, taking Gary from Merlin. “A cootchie-coo, little kitty. Mew mew mew. You’re so cute. Yes anda are, yes anda are. Oh, a little pussy–”
“Drop. The. Cat.”
“Aah!” Arthur dropped Gary and they all looked up to see Mordred and Jethro coming through the path off destruction that Gary had made.
“Oh, Gary!” Jethro shouted. “You ruined my monster.”
“Yeah, but now he’s cute,” berkata Donna. “Isn’t that a plus?”
“Guess anda can’t kill us now,” berkata the Doctor. “No Gary, no guts, no problem.” He smiled. “We’ll just be going now.”
They started to leave, but Mordred said, “Oh no, anda don’t. I can still kill anda myself, and I believe I will.”
“But first,” berkata the Doctor, pulling a bar of cokelat from his pocket. “Don’t anda want some candy?”
Mordred eyed the cokelat as Jethro ran to pick up Gary. Then he hurried back to Mordred’s side and Merlin snapped his fingers. “Kazam.”
There was a puff of white smoke and Jethro and Mordred were suddenly locked in an unbreakable cage.
“Hey, hey,” berkata Mordred. “You can’t do this to me. anda know I’ll just escape, I’m way lebih powerful than you.”
“As if, shortie,” berkata Merlin with a grin.
“Merlin,” Jethro begged. “Listen, I know I’ve been bad, but I’m your brother. Honest, I won’t do anymore nasty things. Let me out!! PLEASE!!”
Merlin nodded. “Alright.” He snapped his fingers again and Jethro was suddenly standing beside the Doctor, with Gary still in his arms and Mordred still in the cage, banging his head against the bars.
“Time to go?” berkata Donna.
“Hawaii, here we come,” berkata the Doctor. “See anda later, Merlin. Thanks for saving my life, I guess I’ll have to say. And byebye to you, too, Arthur. Hurry up and take over from your stupid dad.”
“Will do, mate,” berkata Arthur.
“Bye,” berkata Merlin.
“Bye, cuties,” berkata Donna and she and the Doctor headed back to where the TARDIS waited for them.
Jethro watched them go, then he chucked Gary at Merlin, who caught him. “I’m going with them,” Jethro said. “I’ve been away too long and I don’t actually like it here, I’ve decided.”
“Really?” Arthur said.
“Really,” Jethro said.
“I’ll miss you, then,” Merlin told him.
“You, too, Merls. Keep up the good work.”
Merlin nodded and Jethro ran off after the Doctor and Donna. Merlin and Arthur watched him go, then they turned and headed the other way, back towards Camelot, leaving Mordred screaming after them.
“So,” berkata Merlin, a few hours later and they were still walking. “When’d anda figure out that I was a sorcerer?”
“You know how I was going to tell anda something about when the Dragon attacked Camelot?” Arthur said.
“Yep, I remember.”
“Well, I saw anda talking to the Dragon and everything,” Arthur admitted. “I just pretended I didn’t see because I thought, maybe, anda were crazy. But I mean, I stabbed it in the leg and anda berkata I dealt a mortal blow atau whatever. Seriously, as if that would make a dragon fly away.”
“You’d be surprised,” berkata Merlin with a grin. “He’s a big woss. Kinda like Gary.”
“Meow,” berkata Gary.
“But it was kinda obvious,” berkata Arthur.
“Kinda?”
“Yeah. But don’t worry, I won’t tell me dear old dad,” he said. “He chop your head off and then who would I have to do all my chores?”
“Someone who might actually like slaving after anda all day,” berkata Merlin. “I mean, have mencium your clothes? And I have to wash them!! Ew.”
“Merlin?” berkata Arthur.
“Yes?”
“You really are an idiot.”
