Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do anda feel about Snape?
2.    How do anda feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did anda choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying anda already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind anda of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...

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I don't know if you've noticed, but a healthy percentage of the otherwise perfectly sane women in this country have gone into heat over Snape.

Snape, for those of anda have been living under a toadstool and aren't familiar with him, is the baddie wizard in the Harry Potter series. He's the surly Potions Master, and his primary function is to look puckery and to simmer with barely-contained hatred everytime he sees Harry Potter.

Sexy Snape is played in the film oleh Alan Rickman. Since I live with a horny Alan Rickman fan, I'm already aware that AR has a devoted...