Song: link
Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if anda won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How anda guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the detik half of our tampil here for anda tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. pelangi Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
pelangi Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
pelangi Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
pelangi Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
pelangi Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
pelangi Dash: Right. So now that anda know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
pelangi Dash: *Not amused* anda really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
pelangi Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do anda do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
pelangi Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An jam
pelangi Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
pelangi Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes anda have.
pelangi Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can anda hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
pelangi Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as pelangi Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
pelangi Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do anda have anything to say before anda do this?
pelangi Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
musik Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
pelangi Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
As she started to practice, the musik ponies were playing the instrumental part of One oleh Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.
pelangi Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
musik Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
pelangi Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If anda give them the stuff, yeah.
pelangi Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
pelangi Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did anda do that for?!
pelangi Dash: I have to tell anda guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
pelangi Dash: No!! I don't even know where anda got that from! Also, why did anda tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
pelangi Dash: It's disgusting! anda shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did anda crash into my house?
pelangi Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: anda have wings. How could anda lose control?
pelangi Dash: anda make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* pelangi Dash, I saw anda out there! That was awesome!
pelangi Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when anda brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, anda told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
pelangi Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't anda have something anda wanted to tell us?
pelangi Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are anda thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do anda read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then anda don't have to worry about it.
The selanjutnya day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving anda a pair of wings to compete against pelangi Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If anda win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There anda are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo pantat, keledai out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think pelangi Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with pelangi Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her senapan at pelangi Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
pelangi Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at pelangi Dash, but misses*
pelangi Dash: *Nearly gets hit oleh the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
pelangi Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, atau whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* anda muthafuckin' white pantat, keledai cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on pelangi Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots pelangi Dash in the leg*
pelangi Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a awan fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
pelangi Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
pelangi Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! anda know what? I don't even know why I keep putting anda in this show!
pelangi Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: pelangi Dash, please save me!!!
pelangi Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope anda can!! I hope you're right!!!!
pelangi Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: anda know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
pelangi Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
pelangi Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing guns at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, anda ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. anda left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
pelangi Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her friends atau not.
Now this is the end. If anda liked this episode, good for you. Become a fan of it, and leave a comment. If anda didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. anda should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope anda still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Enjoy seeing lebih of me in the selanjutnya episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run oleh five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 8: Contract
The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor oleh a small perahu called a tugboat.
When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the perahu with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.
Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to anda Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have anda bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* anda guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with anda all.
Sean: We like working with anda too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up lebih passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright anda guys. I'll see anda tomorrow.
Jim watched his friends leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.
Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.
But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.
selanjutnya morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up lebih passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats selanjutnya to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.
Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of rongsokan, sampah has been replaced oleh us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, lebih work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do lebih work here then anda ever could.
Palmetto: anda better keep your mouth shut stripe face, atau anda won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* anda have to get my passengers off of that ship, atau you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: anda haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*
As for the other engines, they were not pleased oleh Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to gabung forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.
Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, atau passengers. Jim was much lebih useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use guns even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*
selanjutnya day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.
Sean: hey Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do anda trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and anda won't get one unless anda get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting lebih work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All anda do is stick your microphone out acak places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be lebih then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of anda to catch on fire.
Palmetto: anda know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were anda serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.
Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.
The End.
Song: link
Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am oleh the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See anda then.
Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if anda won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How anda guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the detik half of our tampil here for anda tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. pelangi Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
pelangi Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
pelangi Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
pelangi Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
pelangi Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
pelangi Dash: Right. So now that anda know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
pelangi Dash: *Not amused* anda really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
pelangi Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do anda do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
pelangi Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An jam
pelangi Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
pelangi Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes anda have.
pelangi Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can anda hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
pelangi Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as pelangi Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
pelangi Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do anda have anything to say before anda do this?
pelangi Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
musik Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
pelangi Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
As she started to practice, the musik ponies were playing the instrumental part of One oleh Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.
pelangi Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
musik Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
pelangi Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If anda give them the stuff, yeah.
pelangi Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
pelangi Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did anda do that for?!
pelangi Dash: I have to tell anda guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
pelangi Dash: No!! I don't even know where anda got that from! Also, why did anda tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
pelangi Dash: It's disgusting! anda shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did anda crash into my house?
pelangi Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: anda have wings. How could anda lose control?
pelangi Dash: anda make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* pelangi Dash, I saw anda out there! That was awesome!
pelangi Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when anda brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, anda told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
pelangi Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't anda have something anda wanted to tell us?
pelangi Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are anda thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do anda read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then anda don't have to worry about it.
The selanjutnya day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving anda a pair of wings to compete against pelangi Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If anda win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There anda are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo pantat, keledai out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think pelangi Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with pelangi Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her senapan at pelangi Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
pelangi Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at pelangi Dash, but misses*
pelangi Dash: *Nearly gets hit oleh the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
pelangi Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, atau whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* anda muthafuckin' white pantat, keledai cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on pelangi Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots pelangi Dash in the leg*
pelangi Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a awan fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
pelangi Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
pelangi Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! anda know what? I don't even know why I keep putting anda in this show!
pelangi Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: pelangi Dash, please save me!!!
pelangi Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope anda can!! I hope you're right!!!!
pelangi Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: anda know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
pelangi Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
pelangi Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing guns at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, anda ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. anda left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
pelangi Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her friends atau not.
Now this is the end. If anda liked this episode, good for you. Become a fan of it, and leave a comment. If anda didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. anda should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope anda still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Enjoy seeing lebih of me in the selanjutnya episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run oleh five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
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Episode 8: Contract
The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor oleh a small perahu called a tugboat.
When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the perahu with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.
Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to anda Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have anda bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* anda guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with anda all.
Sean: We like working with anda too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up lebih passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright anda guys. I'll see anda tomorrow.
Jim watched his friends leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.
Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.
But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.
selanjutnya morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up lebih passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats selanjutnya to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.
Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of rongsokan, sampah has been replaced oleh us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, lebih work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do lebih work here then anda ever could.
Palmetto: anda better keep your mouth shut stripe face, atau anda won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* anda have to get my passengers off of that ship, atau you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: anda haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*
As for the other engines, they were not pleased oleh Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to gabung forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.
Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, atau passengers. Jim was much lebih useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use guns even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*
selanjutnya day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.
Sean: hey Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do anda trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and anda won't get one unless anda get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting lebih work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All anda do is stick your microphone out acak places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be lebih then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of anda to catch on fire.
Palmetto: anda know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were anda serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.
Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.
The End.
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Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am oleh the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See anda then.