Song: link
Toby the tram engine: *Passes Tim, and Toby* Howdy Toby.
Tim: What, no howdy for me?
Toby: *Laughs*
Percy: *Flies over Percy the green engine*
Gordon: *Arguing with Gordon the express engine*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
Sean The Hedgehog: *On one of Sean's passenger cars*
Master Sword: We have two Toby's, two Percy's, two Gordon's, and three Sean's!
Captain Jefferson: What about me? I'm a Sean too.
Master Sword: Make that four. I'd usually catch on fire, and rage about it, but not this time, for I'm hosting this week. My name is Master Sword. This week's schedule is down below.
Gran Turismo - Rated TVPG
Ponies On The Rails - Rated TVMA
Gran Turismo - Rated TVPG
Adventures of Thomas & friends - Rated TVY7
Master Sword: What's with the ratings of these shows?! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Saten Twist: So close.
Master Sword: WHAT ARE anda DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?
Saten Twist: *Starts the episode of Gran Turismo*
What to expect in this episode.
Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*
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Stallion: *Going down a bukit, hill in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*
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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.
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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.
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Tim: If I win this race, anda three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting selanjutnya to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
pelangi Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Song: link
Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally
Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado
A pony in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over oleh Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.
Tim: anda need to tampil me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to tampil anda anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what anda say. I'm not tampilkan anda my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE anda THE REGISTRATION! anda DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's it. *Opens the door* Why don't anda step out of the vehicle?
Pony: *Gets out*
Tim: You're under arrest for driving without a license.
Pony: What?!
Tim: anda refused to tampil it to me. Let's go. *Walks the pony back to the car* He refused to tampil me his license. I don't think he has one.
Julia: *On the radio* GT24, we have arrested a pony for driving without a license on exit 9 of the round freeway, request a Caprice for pick up.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Toby: GT12, on the way.
Stop the song
Speaking of the round freeway, two ponies were in Porsches. They stopped on the bridge going over the creek.
pony 1: That 918'll never beat my Boxster.
pony 2: Wanna bet?
pony 1: You're on! *Floors it*
pony 2: *Getting ahead*
They began an illegal drag race
Police Pony: *Driving a Nissan Skyline police car, chasing the Porsches* This is GT7, in pursuit of two late model Porsches, a silver 918, and a red Boxster. We have just passed exit 8.
Toby: *Putting the pony from the Mercedes-Benz into his police car*
Tim: Ten-4 7, GT24 responding.
Julia: *Turns around, and drives onto the round freeway*
Porsche Ponies: *Looking behind them, losing the police pony in the Skyline*
Julia: *Gets behind them on the freeway*
Porsche pony 1: Oh dammit.
Porsche pony 2: That's a bmw M4. *Looks at the pony in the Boxster* So long pal! Nice knowing ya! *Passing the other pony*
Tim: Get that Boxster first.
Julia: *Gets behind the Boxster*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, to dispatch, we need lebih units to go against the 918. The Boxster is ours. They're both staying on the freeway.
Police Pony: *Ahead of the chase*
Dispatch: Units on Pen Lane, and on the Round Freeway near exit 10 look out for a speeding vehicle. Your target is a silver Porsche 918.
A picture of the 918 appeared on the front windshield of some police pony's cars.
Police Pony: *Spots the 918* GT18, responding. *Floors it*
Porsche pony 2: *Spins out of control, and hits the Boxster*
Both cars ended up on the left side of the freeway, and there was too much damage for them to continue moving.
Police Ponies: *Stopping their cars around the Porsches*
Porsche Ponies: *Getting out with their hooves up*
Tim: Well that's one way to end a pursuit.
Julia: Yeah.
Tim: anda wanna help with the traffic while I call for a Caprice?
Julia: anda got it.
Ultimate Deadman was at his house, a big log kabin in the middle of the woods. He had a long drive way, and a garasi selanjutnya to his house.
Ultimate Deadman: *Under a Jeep* Now we just pindah that here, and pindah this to where that used to be, aaaand perfection. *Gets up* I gotta challenger Big Tire and Silverado to a race. *Goes into his house, and calls his friends on a cell phone*
Big Tire: Hello?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire? This is Deadman. Ultimate Deadman. I have something special to share with you. Get Silverado, and meet me at my house.
Big Tire: We're coming.
Song: link
Big Tire: *Going down bukit, hill in front of Silverado*
Silverado: *Passing Big Tire on the right*
Big Tire: *Goes through a big muddy puddle*
Silverado: *Gets in front of him*
They both started going up a hill, and as they reached the top, their trucks went airborne for half a detik before landing on the ground.
Silverado: Is that the best anda got?
Big Tire: Eeyup. It's better than what anda got.
They went up another small hill, and went airborne after passing the top.
Big Tire & Silverado: *Stop at Ultimate Deadman's house*
Ultimate Deadman: *Opens the door to his house* Come on in anda two.
Big Tire & Silverado: *Walks into the house*
Ultimate Deadman: I'm sure anda two are familiar with my Jeep.
Big Tire: Eeyup.
Ultimate Deadman: What if I told anda I replaced the engine with a brand new one from a Wrangler, and upgraded it until it had the capability of going over 200?
Silverado: Will anda tampil us?
Ultimate Deadman: Of course. *Walks to his Jeep with the two stallions* I'm afraid that there's only room for two of us.
Big Tire: anda go. I'll wait here.
Silverado: Okay. Hey, see if anda can raise my suspension a little while I'm gone.
Big Tire: Okay.
With Big Tire raising the suspension of Silverado's truck, the other stallions took off in Ultimate Deadman's Jeep.
Ultimate Deadman: *Floors it uphill*
Silverado: What exactly did anda upgrade this with?
Ultimate Deadman: *Going over 50* A few parts from Land Rover.
The Jeep started going faster until it reached 75. Then, at the puncak, atas of the hill, they went airborne, and landed on the Round Freeway.
Ponies: *Stopping their cars, and honking their horns*
Ultimate Deadman: Hahaha. Now this is where we reach our puncak, atas speed.
Silverado: *Watching the speedometer* We're almost at 150.
Ultimate Deadman: *Watching the speedometer too* Now we're over it.
Silverado: How the hell did anda get the money to afford this?
Ultimate Deadman: I've been saving a lot of my money for a rainy day. What do anda say we head home?
Silverado: Not until anda hit 200.
Ultimate Deadman: Check our speed.
Silverado: *Looks at the speedometer, and sees that they're going 205* Oh.
Ultimate Deadman: *Turns off the freeway, and drives back to his house* I have an idea for the three of us. We need a rally.
Tim and Julia were helping clear the traffic from the accident, caused oleh Ultimate Deadman in his Jeep.
Julia: *Controlling the traffic, making everyone go to the left of the accident*
Tim: *Talking to two ponies on the right side of the road* Do anda know how this happened?
Stallion 66: Some guy in his Jeep was off roading when he jumped onto this road, and floored it.
Tim: Did anda catch the license plate?
Stallion 66: No sir, but the driver is a red pegasus.
Tim: Okay, thanks for your help.
When the traffic was back to normal, Julia talked to Tim as they were on patrol
Tim: I talked to one of the ponies that were involved in the accident. He says a red pegasus in a Jeep is responsible for the accident.
Julia: Where do we find this red pegasus?
Tim: I'm not sure. If we get reports of a pony driving around in a Jeep breaking the law, chances are that'll be our guy.
Dispatch: Attention all units, robbery at the autoshop on Lexxon Avenue. Your target is a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
A picture of the Grand Cherokee appeared on the front window
Julia: Red pegasus, here we come.
Tim: GT24, responding on Yoole Road.
Julia: *Turns on her police lights and floors it*
Jeep Pony: *Passes Local Consideration, and turns right*
Who is driving the Jeep? Is it Ultimate Deadman? Keep membaca and find out.
Julia: *Passes Local Consideration*
Tim: Check out the highway.
Julia: *Drives to the highway*
Jeep Pony: *Turns left, and goes onto the highway*
Julia: *Drifts onto the highway* I see the suspect vehicle.
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, we're behind the Jeep on the highway, requesting additional units.
Toby: GT12, we're on the bridge ahead of you. We'll respond once we see you.
Tim: We're coming up now Toby, anda and Red get ready.
Red: *Spots the Jeep passing her, and chases it while putting on her police lights*
Julia: *Passing many cars on the highway*
Tim: *Talks into the loudspeaker on his car* Police, we're in pursuit of a suspect! pindah out of the way now!
Ponies: *Moving out of the way*
Julia: *Floors it*
Red: *Following Julia*
Jeep Pony: *In an attempt to pass a mini van, he turns into the selanjutnya lane, but gets hit oleh a big rig hauling a tanker trailer. He crashes into the barrier on the right*
Julia & Red: *Stop behind the Jeep*
Tim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to the Jeep* anda wanna step out of the vehicle?
The driver got out, but it wasn't a red pegasus. It was a green unicorn.
Green Unicorn: Fair play officer. anda got me.
Tim: *Arresting the unicorn* anda have the right to remain silent. *Walks him to Red's police car* Anything anda say can, and will be used against anda in the court of law. anda have the right to an attorney. If anda cannot afford one, an attorney will be pointed out to you. *Puts the unicorn in Red's car* Do anda understand your rights?
Green Unicorn: Yes sir.
Tim: *Closes the door*
After that, Tim and Julia went back on patrol
Tim: I really thought that would be our pony.
Julia: There's lebih than one Jeep in this city anda know.
Dispatch: Attention all units, we're getting reports of three ponies in two Chevy Silverados, and a Jeep wrecking property out in the woods. GT24, your target is the Jeep.
Ultimate Deadman's Jeep appeared on their window
Tim: This time, I know it's that red pegasus.
Julia: Give it a rest.
Tim: Not until we find him. Go.
Julia: *Driving as fast as she can*
Ultimate Deadman, and his two friends in their Silverados were racing on the Round Freeway.
Ultimate Deadman: Remember where to turn off?
Big Tire: Eeyup.
Silverado: We got it.
Julia: *Enters the freeway behind them*
Big Tire: We got two police officers that just came onto the freeway. They're in a BMW.
Ultimate Deadman: I heard about those cars. We're gonna turn off the freeway earlier than planned. Follow me. *Turns right*
Big Tire & Silverado: *Following Ultimate Deadman*
Julia: *Stops her car* They're going off road. We'll never catch them.
Tim: No, not in this car, but if we have an off road vehicle like there's we'll get a fair chance. Let's make our report, and tell Captain Jefferson.
Julia: *Drives*
At their barracks, Tim walked outside to his car with the Captain.
Tim: As soon as I get enough info about this pony, I'll send it to you.
Captain Jefferson: Alright. Julia berkata that anda wanted an off road vehicle to catch him, and his friends. What did anda have in mind?
Tim: Either we build our own off road vehicle from the ground up, atau we borrow one. None of our police cars are capable of going off road, so we're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.
Tim: That'll work. Contact them, I'm going to talk to our suspect.
Tim drove up the driveway to Ultimate Deadman's house. He was not going to arrest him, but instead, try to get lebih information on what he, and his friends were dealing with.
Tim: *Knocks three times on the front door*
Ultimate Deadman: *Opens the door* Can I help you?
Tim: Hi, *Shakes Ultimate Deadman's hoof* Rick Jessup.
Ultimate Deadman: What do anda want?
Tim: I heard that anda had a modified Jeep. May I come in?
Ultimate Deadman: Okay. Sure.
Tim: *Walks in*
They sat down on a couch.
Ultimate Deadman: What is it about my Jeep that grabs your interest Mr. Jessup?
Tim: Rallies. Off road racing. I'm from a racing team in Ponyville, and I heard on the news that you, and two of your friends had some nice vehicles for rallies.
Ultimate Deadman: What is the name of your racing team?
Tim: We're a brand new team called 4 Hooves & 4 Wheels.
Ultimate Deadman: Never heard of it.
Tim: Again, we're brand new. However, if you, and your friends gabung us right now, we'll give anda sixty five thousand dollars. What are your friends names?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire, and Silverado.
Tim: Right.
Ultimate Deadman: What if we refuse?
Tim: Then anda continue on with your life while we seek somepony else to gabung our team.
Ultimate Deadman: I'll think about it.
Tim: Okay. Will anda be anywhere tomorrow?
Ultimate Deadman: No sir.
Tim: I'll come back here tomorrow with the rest of my team, and we'll get your contracts to sign. Contact Big Tire, and Silverado to meet anda here, and we'll have their contracts as well.
Ultimate Deadman: Okay. We're looking meneruskan, ke depan to it.
Tim: Thanks. I'll come back with the team tomorrow at 7 AM. *Stands up* Thank anda for your time. *Walks away*
As Tim got out of the house, he walked to the garage. Checking to make sure no one was watching him, he went under Ultimate Deadman's Jeep, and placed something on the bottom of it.
Tim: *Backs into his parking luar angkasa at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do anda think it'll be ready oleh tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two lebih friends named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's Jeep on our radars, and tell anda where he is.
Tim: I got it.
selanjutnya morning, Ultimate Deadman was at his house with Big Tire, and Silverado.
Ultimate Deadman: They'll be here in two minutes. In the meantime-
Tim: *Knocks on the door*
Ultimate Deadman: That's him. *Runs to the door, and opens it*
Tim: *Standing outside with Julia, Toby, and Red* Gran Turismo Police Department, you're under arrest for-
Ultimate Deadman: *Running to his garage* Guys, get out of here! The cops are going to arrest us!
Big Tire & Silverado: *Running through the back*
Tim: Let's go Julia! *Runs into the Suburban with Julia*
Ultimate Deadman: *Takes off in his Jeep*
Tim: *Follows him*
Big Tire & Silverado: *Driving away in their trucks*
Silverado: Get that cop out of here.
Ultimate Deadman: *Next to Tim* hey officer, let's make things interesting! Why don't we have a race? From here, to the bridge going over the road to Canterlot!
Tim: Okay, but if I win this race, anda three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.
Julia: Tim-
Tim: Shut up, and get additional units on the northern bridge on the Round Freeway.
The four ponies drove onto the Round Freeway
Julia: GT24, racing three suspects on the Round Freeway. We need additional units on the Northern Bridge.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Tim: *In front of everyone*
Big Tire: He's ahead of us all!
Ultimate Deadman: I don't know about anda three, but I'll definitely be able to pass him.
Silverado: That's right. Only one of us have to win.
Ultimate Deadman: *Hits the nitrous, and starts to speed up*
Tim: *Sees Ultimate Deadman catching up to him, and gets in front of him*
Ultimate Deadman: Oh no! *Steers to the left to avoid hitting Tim, but crashes into the wall*
Julia: We need all units between exits 4, and 5. An accident occurred.
Tim, Big Tire, & Silverado: *Stop their vehicles*
Police Ponies: *Arriving*
Ultimate Deadman: Ugh! *Climbing out of his Jeep* Dammit! Look at what the hell anda made me do!
Tim: I didn't make anda do that. anda could have slowed down, but anda decided to go fast instead, and hurt yourself. That's why we have speed limits.
Ultimate Deadman: *Getting arrested, along with Big Tire, and Silverado*
And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link
When anda read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.
Toby & Red: *Putting Big Tire into the back of their car*
Silverado & Ultimate Deadman: *Getting put in another police car together*
Tim & Julia: *Smiling, and laughing at each other*
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
pelangi Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: anda didn't really think I'd let them win, did you?
Julia: No, but I was pretty nervous. What would we do without anda here? lebih importantly, what would I do without you?
Tim: You'd probably work oleh yourself, atau get a new partner.
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Captain Jefferson: *Arrives with a police pony in a State Trooper's Crown Victoria*
Tim: I bet they want this back.
State Trooper Pony: *Stops behind Tim's car*
Captain Jefferson: *Gets out* I can see everything turned out okay. *Looks at Ultimate Deadman's Jeep* Sort of.
State Trooper Pony: At least nothing bad happened to the Suburban.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: Right.
State Trooper Pony: *Accidentally makes his car go forward, and crashes into the Suburban*
Tim: And now it's not right.
Julia: *Laughing*
State Trooper Pony: How do I explain this to my Sargent?
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Tim: Tell him it was an accident.
State Trooper Pony: Yeah, like that'll work.
Captain Jefferson: Tell him that it was a hit & run suspect.
Police cars furnished oleh Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet
State Trooper Pony: I'm going with the Captain's idea.
sepeda motor furnished oleh Kawasaki
Captain Jefferson: The Captain always comes up with the good ideas.
Tim: I guess that's why anda let me decide how to stop those three ponies in their off road vehicles.
Captain Jefferson: *Laughing*
Tim & Julia: *Laughing*
State Trooper Pony: *Laughing*
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
Song: link
Master Sword: *On fire, setting other buildings on fire*
Saten Twist: He's still raging! Start the selanjutnya episode!
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 9
Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th
June 10, 1951
At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.
Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do anda know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps anda should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE SMARTPHONES IN 1951!!! Have anda lost your mind?!
Gordon: *searching* Watch how it's done asshole! Going from Equestria to Germany. Yo, I do what I want nigga! *gasps*
Bartholomew: *looks*
Gordon: Swim across the atlantic ocean! Seriously?
Bartholomew: Oh my. Better get started, that sure is a bloody long swim.
Hawkeye: *brings passenger train to station*
Bartholomew: Well, my train is here. I must leave anda in your shock of amazement. *enters passenger train*
Percy: *sees Gordon* Uhm, what's that? *points at smartphone*
Gordon: A failed attempt to travel *falls asleep*
While Gordon fell asleep from his failed attempt to travel, Hawkeye and Coffee Creme were getting their train ready.
Coffee Creme: *checking oil*
Hawkeye: *checking water gauge* Everything is looking good.
Bartholomew: Everypony that's going to Denver, get on this train!
Percy: Uh, Bartholomew? You're supposed to say All Aboard.
Bartholomew: Oh. All aboard!!
Hawkeye: *blows whistle twice*
Coffee Creme: *looks out cab*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Meanwhile in the passenger cars.
Bartholomew: (Ok. You've been a conductor for roughly a week. anda haven't done well, but you're getting better now. Now we just do the right thing until we get to Denver, rent a hotel, sleep, and go back to Cheyenne.)
While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.
Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and meninju, pukulan a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did anda just call me?
passenger: anda heard me anda british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do anda think you're doing?!
Bartholomew: Something that anda deserve *throws passenger out of train*
passenger: *flying* I'm a pegasus! Nice try!
Bartholomew: If you're a pegasus why are anda taking the train?
passenger: Why not? *gets back in*
Bartholomew: (Lazy bastard.)
After that, another train passed
Bartholomew: *frightened* Whoa. *goes to check lebih tickets*
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Bartholomew: Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Why are we stopping?! *teleports to engine* Why did anda stop?
Coffee Creme: Red signal. Take a look for yourself.
Bartholomew: *looks out cab* Ok, I don't get it. There's red. And then there's two lebih signals below that. Which one is green?
Hawkeye: At the bottom.
Bartholomew: Then what's in the middle?!
Hawkeye: That would be yellow.
Bartholomew: What does yellow mean?
Hawkeye: That means we can proceed, but with caution.
Bartholomew: Oh. *embarrased* Carry on *teleports back to train*
Hawkeye: I hope he doesn't terrorize any of the passengers.
Coffee Creme: If anda ask me, he probably doesn't have what it takes to be in the army.
Hawkeye: Maybe he was in the army, but got a screwed up personality with all those ponies he killed.
Snowflake: *signal turns yellow*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Bartholomew: *appears* Did the signal change?
Hawkeye: Yeah, it just turned yellow.
Bartholomew: Alright then, anda have to continue slowly.
Hawkeye: Uh, Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Yes?
Hawkeye: I've been an engineer since 1947. I know what I'm doing.
Bartholomew: I was just making sure anda knew. On The london & New England Railway, we made sure the engineer knew so no accidents would accure.
Coffee Creme: Don't anda mean occur?
Bartholomew: No, I mean accure. Carry on *teleports back to train*
Meanwhile, on the train
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do anda know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps anda should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are anda alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do anda suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 menit later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do anda mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did anda see the conductor?
Passenger: Did anda see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help anda (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did anda say anda were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. anda saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger anda were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So anda don't feel like anda can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, anda can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a landasan terbang, landasan pacu in an airport
landasan terbang, landasan pacu pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
landasan terbang, landasan pacu pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: hey wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car selanjutnya to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The selanjutnya Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows anda how he got a smartphone in 1951
Song (Start at 0:29): link
Master Sword: *Still on fire* Saten Twist!! Why are anda doing this to me?!?!
Saten Twist: Come back at 8:30!! Leave me alone Master Sword!!!
Toby the tram engine: *Passes Tim, and Toby* Howdy Toby.
Tim: What, no howdy for me?
Toby: *Laughs*
Percy: *Flies over Percy the green engine*
Gordon: *Arguing with Gordon the express engine*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
Sean The Hedgehog: *On one of Sean's passenger cars*
Master Sword: We have two Toby's, two Percy's, two Gordon's, and three Sean's!
Captain Jefferson: What about me? I'm a Sean too.
Master Sword: Make that four. I'd usually catch on fire, and rage about it, but not this time, for I'm hosting this week. My name is Master Sword. This week's schedule is down below.
Gran Turismo - Rated TVPG
Ponies On The Rails - Rated TVMA
Gran Turismo - Rated TVPG
Adventures of Thomas & friends - Rated TVY7
Master Sword: What's with the ratings of these shows?! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Saten Twist: So close.
Master Sword: WHAT ARE anda DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?
Saten Twist: *Starts the episode of Gran Turismo*
What to expect in this episode.
Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*
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Stallion: *Going down a bukit, hill in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*
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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.
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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.
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Tim: If I win this race, anda three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting selanjutnya to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
pelangi Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Song: link
Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally
Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado
A pony in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over oleh Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.
Tim: anda need to tampil me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to tampil anda anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what anda say. I'm not tampilkan anda my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE anda THE REGISTRATION! anda DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's it. *Opens the door* Why don't anda step out of the vehicle?
Pony: *Gets out*
Tim: You're under arrest for driving without a license.
Pony: What?!
Tim: anda refused to tampil it to me. Let's go. *Walks the pony back to the car* He refused to tampil me his license. I don't think he has one.
Julia: *On the radio* GT24, we have arrested a pony for driving without a license on exit 9 of the round freeway, request a Caprice for pick up.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Toby: GT12, on the way.
Stop the song
Speaking of the round freeway, two ponies were in Porsches. They stopped on the bridge going over the creek.
pony 1: That 918'll never beat my Boxster.
pony 2: Wanna bet?
pony 1: You're on! *Floors it*
pony 2: *Getting ahead*
They began an illegal drag race
Police Pony: *Driving a Nissan Skyline police car, chasing the Porsches* This is GT7, in pursuit of two late model Porsches, a silver 918, and a red Boxster. We have just passed exit 8.
Toby: *Putting the pony from the Mercedes-Benz into his police car*
Tim: Ten-4 7, GT24 responding.
Julia: *Turns around, and drives onto the round freeway*
Porsche Ponies: *Looking behind them, losing the police pony in the Skyline*
Julia: *Gets behind them on the freeway*
Porsche pony 1: Oh dammit.
Porsche pony 2: That's a bmw M4. *Looks at the pony in the Boxster* So long pal! Nice knowing ya! *Passing the other pony*
Tim: Get that Boxster first.
Julia: *Gets behind the Boxster*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, to dispatch, we need lebih units to go against the 918. The Boxster is ours. They're both staying on the freeway.
Police Pony: *Ahead of the chase*
Dispatch: Units on Pen Lane, and on the Round Freeway near exit 10 look out for a speeding vehicle. Your target is a silver Porsche 918.
A picture of the 918 appeared on the front windshield of some police pony's cars.
Police Pony: *Spots the 918* GT18, responding. *Floors it*
Porsche pony 2: *Spins out of control, and hits the Boxster*
Both cars ended up on the left side of the freeway, and there was too much damage for them to continue moving.
Police Ponies: *Stopping their cars around the Porsches*
Porsche Ponies: *Getting out with their hooves up*
Tim: Well that's one way to end a pursuit.
Julia: Yeah.
Tim: anda wanna help with the traffic while I call for a Caprice?
Julia: anda got it.
Ultimate Deadman was at his house, a big log kabin in the middle of the woods. He had a long drive way, and a garasi selanjutnya to his house.
Ultimate Deadman: *Under a Jeep* Now we just pindah that here, and pindah this to where that used to be, aaaand perfection. *Gets up* I gotta challenger Big Tire and Silverado to a race. *Goes into his house, and calls his friends on a cell phone*
Big Tire: Hello?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire? This is Deadman. Ultimate Deadman. I have something special to share with you. Get Silverado, and meet me at my house.
Big Tire: We're coming.
Song: link
Big Tire: *Going down bukit, hill in front of Silverado*
Silverado: *Passing Big Tire on the right*
Big Tire: *Goes through a big muddy puddle*
Silverado: *Gets in front of him*
They both started going up a hill, and as they reached the top, their trucks went airborne for half a detik before landing on the ground.
Silverado: Is that the best anda got?
Big Tire: Eeyup. It's better than what anda got.
They went up another small hill, and went airborne after passing the top.
Big Tire & Silverado: *Stop at Ultimate Deadman's house*
Ultimate Deadman: *Opens the door to his house* Come on in anda two.
Big Tire & Silverado: *Walks into the house*
Ultimate Deadman: I'm sure anda two are familiar with my Jeep.
Big Tire: Eeyup.
Ultimate Deadman: What if I told anda I replaced the engine with a brand new one from a Wrangler, and upgraded it until it had the capability of going over 200?
Silverado: Will anda tampil us?
Ultimate Deadman: Of course. *Walks to his Jeep with the two stallions* I'm afraid that there's only room for two of us.
Big Tire: anda go. I'll wait here.
Silverado: Okay. Hey, see if anda can raise my suspension a little while I'm gone.
Big Tire: Okay.
With Big Tire raising the suspension of Silverado's truck, the other stallions took off in Ultimate Deadman's Jeep.
Ultimate Deadman: *Floors it uphill*
Silverado: What exactly did anda upgrade this with?
Ultimate Deadman: *Going over 50* A few parts from Land Rover.
The Jeep started going faster until it reached 75. Then, at the puncak, atas of the hill, they went airborne, and landed on the Round Freeway.
Ponies: *Stopping their cars, and honking their horns*
Ultimate Deadman: Hahaha. Now this is where we reach our puncak, atas speed.
Silverado: *Watching the speedometer* We're almost at 150.
Ultimate Deadman: *Watching the speedometer too* Now we're over it.
Silverado: How the hell did anda get the money to afford this?
Ultimate Deadman: I've been saving a lot of my money for a rainy day. What do anda say we head home?
Silverado: Not until anda hit 200.
Ultimate Deadman: Check our speed.
Silverado: *Looks at the speedometer, and sees that they're going 205* Oh.
Ultimate Deadman: *Turns off the freeway, and drives back to his house* I have an idea for the three of us. We need a rally.
Tim and Julia were helping clear the traffic from the accident, caused oleh Ultimate Deadman in his Jeep.
Julia: *Controlling the traffic, making everyone go to the left of the accident*
Tim: *Talking to two ponies on the right side of the road* Do anda know how this happened?
Stallion 66: Some guy in his Jeep was off roading when he jumped onto this road, and floored it.
Tim: Did anda catch the license plate?
Stallion 66: No sir, but the driver is a red pegasus.
Tim: Okay, thanks for your help.
When the traffic was back to normal, Julia talked to Tim as they were on patrol
Tim: I talked to one of the ponies that were involved in the accident. He says a red pegasus in a Jeep is responsible for the accident.
Julia: Where do we find this red pegasus?
Tim: I'm not sure. If we get reports of a pony driving around in a Jeep breaking the law, chances are that'll be our guy.
Dispatch: Attention all units, robbery at the autoshop on Lexxon Avenue. Your target is a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
A picture of the Grand Cherokee appeared on the front window
Julia: Red pegasus, here we come.
Tim: GT24, responding on Yoole Road.
Julia: *Turns on her police lights and floors it*
Jeep Pony: *Passes Local Consideration, and turns right*
Who is driving the Jeep? Is it Ultimate Deadman? Keep membaca and find out.
Julia: *Passes Local Consideration*
Tim: Check out the highway.
Julia: *Drives to the highway*
Jeep Pony: *Turns left, and goes onto the highway*
Julia: *Drifts onto the highway* I see the suspect vehicle.
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, we're behind the Jeep on the highway, requesting additional units.
Toby: GT12, we're on the bridge ahead of you. We'll respond once we see you.
Tim: We're coming up now Toby, anda and Red get ready.
Red: *Spots the Jeep passing her, and chases it while putting on her police lights*
Julia: *Passing many cars on the highway*
Tim: *Talks into the loudspeaker on his car* Police, we're in pursuit of a suspect! pindah out of the way now!
Ponies: *Moving out of the way*
Julia: *Floors it*
Red: *Following Julia*
Jeep Pony: *In an attempt to pass a mini van, he turns into the selanjutnya lane, but gets hit oleh a big rig hauling a tanker trailer. He crashes into the barrier on the right*
Julia & Red: *Stop behind the Jeep*
Tim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to the Jeep* anda wanna step out of the vehicle?
The driver got out, but it wasn't a red pegasus. It was a green unicorn.
Green Unicorn: Fair play officer. anda got me.
Tim: *Arresting the unicorn* anda have the right to remain silent. *Walks him to Red's police car* Anything anda say can, and will be used against anda in the court of law. anda have the right to an attorney. If anda cannot afford one, an attorney will be pointed out to you. *Puts the unicorn in Red's car* Do anda understand your rights?
Green Unicorn: Yes sir.
Tim: *Closes the door*
After that, Tim and Julia went back on patrol
Tim: I really thought that would be our pony.
Julia: There's lebih than one Jeep in this city anda know.
Dispatch: Attention all units, we're getting reports of three ponies in two Chevy Silverados, and a Jeep wrecking property out in the woods. GT24, your target is the Jeep.
Ultimate Deadman's Jeep appeared on their window
Tim: This time, I know it's that red pegasus.
Julia: Give it a rest.
Tim: Not until we find him. Go.
Julia: *Driving as fast as she can*
Ultimate Deadman, and his two friends in their Silverados were racing on the Round Freeway.
Ultimate Deadman: Remember where to turn off?
Big Tire: Eeyup.
Silverado: We got it.
Julia: *Enters the freeway behind them*
Big Tire: We got two police officers that just came onto the freeway. They're in a BMW.
Ultimate Deadman: I heard about those cars. We're gonna turn off the freeway earlier than planned. Follow me. *Turns right*
Big Tire & Silverado: *Following Ultimate Deadman*
Julia: *Stops her car* They're going off road. We'll never catch them.
Tim: No, not in this car, but if we have an off road vehicle like there's we'll get a fair chance. Let's make our report, and tell Captain Jefferson.
Julia: *Drives*
At their barracks, Tim walked outside to his car with the Captain.
Tim: As soon as I get enough info about this pony, I'll send it to you.
Captain Jefferson: Alright. Julia berkata that anda wanted an off road vehicle to catch him, and his friends. What did anda have in mind?
Tim: Either we build our own off road vehicle from the ground up, atau we borrow one. None of our police cars are capable of going off road, so we're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.
Tim: That'll work. Contact them, I'm going to talk to our suspect.
Tim drove up the driveway to Ultimate Deadman's house. He was not going to arrest him, but instead, try to get lebih information on what he, and his friends were dealing with.
Tim: *Knocks three times on the front door*
Ultimate Deadman: *Opens the door* Can I help you?
Tim: Hi, *Shakes Ultimate Deadman's hoof* Rick Jessup.
Ultimate Deadman: What do anda want?
Tim: I heard that anda had a modified Jeep. May I come in?
Ultimate Deadman: Okay. Sure.
Tim: *Walks in*
They sat down on a couch.
Ultimate Deadman: What is it about my Jeep that grabs your interest Mr. Jessup?
Tim: Rallies. Off road racing. I'm from a racing team in Ponyville, and I heard on the news that you, and two of your friends had some nice vehicles for rallies.
Ultimate Deadman: What is the name of your racing team?
Tim: We're a brand new team called 4 Hooves & 4 Wheels.
Ultimate Deadman: Never heard of it.
Tim: Again, we're brand new. However, if you, and your friends gabung us right now, we'll give anda sixty five thousand dollars. What are your friends names?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire, and Silverado.
Tim: Right.
Ultimate Deadman: What if we refuse?
Tim: Then anda continue on with your life while we seek somepony else to gabung our team.
Ultimate Deadman: I'll think about it.
Tim: Okay. Will anda be anywhere tomorrow?
Ultimate Deadman: No sir.
Tim: I'll come back here tomorrow with the rest of my team, and we'll get your contracts to sign. Contact Big Tire, and Silverado to meet anda here, and we'll have their contracts as well.
Ultimate Deadman: Okay. We're looking meneruskan, ke depan to it.
Tim: Thanks. I'll come back with the team tomorrow at 7 AM. *Stands up* Thank anda for your time. *Walks away*
As Tim got out of the house, he walked to the garage. Checking to make sure no one was watching him, he went under Ultimate Deadman's Jeep, and placed something on the bottom of it.
Tim: *Backs into his parking luar angkasa at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do anda think it'll be ready oleh tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two lebih friends named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's Jeep on our radars, and tell anda where he is.
Tim: I got it.
selanjutnya morning, Ultimate Deadman was at his house with Big Tire, and Silverado.
Ultimate Deadman: They'll be here in two minutes. In the meantime-
Tim: *Knocks on the door*
Ultimate Deadman: That's him. *Runs to the door, and opens it*
Tim: *Standing outside with Julia, Toby, and Red* Gran Turismo Police Department, you're under arrest for-
Ultimate Deadman: *Running to his garage* Guys, get out of here! The cops are going to arrest us!
Big Tire & Silverado: *Running through the back*
Tim: Let's go Julia! *Runs into the Suburban with Julia*
Ultimate Deadman: *Takes off in his Jeep*
Tim: *Follows him*
Big Tire & Silverado: *Driving away in their trucks*
Silverado: Get that cop out of here.
Ultimate Deadman: *Next to Tim* hey officer, let's make things interesting! Why don't we have a race? From here, to the bridge going over the road to Canterlot!
Tim: Okay, but if I win this race, anda three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.
Julia: Tim-
Tim: Shut up, and get additional units on the northern bridge on the Round Freeway.
The four ponies drove onto the Round Freeway
Julia: GT24, racing three suspects on the Round Freeway. We need additional units on the Northern Bridge.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Tim: *In front of everyone*
Big Tire: He's ahead of us all!
Ultimate Deadman: I don't know about anda three, but I'll definitely be able to pass him.
Silverado: That's right. Only one of us have to win.
Ultimate Deadman: *Hits the nitrous, and starts to speed up*
Tim: *Sees Ultimate Deadman catching up to him, and gets in front of him*
Ultimate Deadman: Oh no! *Steers to the left to avoid hitting Tim, but crashes into the wall*
Julia: We need all units between exits 4, and 5. An accident occurred.
Tim, Big Tire, & Silverado: *Stop their vehicles*
Police Ponies: *Arriving*
Ultimate Deadman: Ugh! *Climbing out of his Jeep* Dammit! Look at what the hell anda made me do!
Tim: I didn't make anda do that. anda could have slowed down, but anda decided to go fast instead, and hurt yourself. That's why we have speed limits.
Ultimate Deadman: *Getting arrested, along with Big Tire, and Silverado*
And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link
When anda read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.
Toby & Red: *Putting Big Tire into the back of their car*
Silverado & Ultimate Deadman: *Getting put in another police car together*
Tim & Julia: *Smiling, and laughing at each other*
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
pelangi Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: anda didn't really think I'd let them win, did you?
Julia: No, but I was pretty nervous. What would we do without anda here? lebih importantly, what would I do without you?
Tim: You'd probably work oleh yourself, atau get a new partner.
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Captain Jefferson: *Arrives with a police pony in a State Trooper's Crown Victoria*
Tim: I bet they want this back.
State Trooper Pony: *Stops behind Tim's car*
Captain Jefferson: *Gets out* I can see everything turned out okay. *Looks at Ultimate Deadman's Jeep* Sort of.
State Trooper Pony: At least nothing bad happened to the Suburban.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: Right.
State Trooper Pony: *Accidentally makes his car go forward, and crashes into the Suburban*
Tim: And now it's not right.
Julia: *Laughing*
State Trooper Pony: How do I explain this to my Sargent?
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Tim: Tell him it was an accident.
State Trooper Pony: Yeah, like that'll work.
Captain Jefferson: Tell him that it was a hit & run suspect.
Police cars furnished oleh Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet
State Trooper Pony: I'm going with the Captain's idea.
sepeda motor furnished oleh Kawasaki
Captain Jefferson: The Captain always comes up with the good ideas.
Tim: I guess that's why anda let me decide how to stop those three ponies in their off road vehicles.
Captain Jefferson: *Laughing*
Tim & Julia: *Laughing*
State Trooper Pony: *Laughing*
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
Song: link
Master Sword: *On fire, setting other buildings on fire*
Saten Twist: He's still raging! Start the selanjutnya episode!
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 9
Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th
June 10, 1951
At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.
Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do anda know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps anda should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE SMARTPHONES IN 1951!!! Have anda lost your mind?!
Gordon: *searching* Watch how it's done asshole! Going from Equestria to Germany. Yo, I do what I want nigga! *gasps*
Bartholomew: *looks*
Gordon: Swim across the atlantic ocean! Seriously?
Bartholomew: Oh my. Better get started, that sure is a bloody long swim.
Hawkeye: *brings passenger train to station*
Bartholomew: Well, my train is here. I must leave anda in your shock of amazement. *enters passenger train*
Percy: *sees Gordon* Uhm, what's that? *points at smartphone*
Gordon: A failed attempt to travel *falls asleep*
While Gordon fell asleep from his failed attempt to travel, Hawkeye and Coffee Creme were getting their train ready.
Coffee Creme: *checking oil*
Hawkeye: *checking water gauge* Everything is looking good.
Bartholomew: Everypony that's going to Denver, get on this train!
Percy: Uh, Bartholomew? You're supposed to say All Aboard.
Bartholomew: Oh. All aboard!!
Hawkeye: *blows whistle twice*
Coffee Creme: *looks out cab*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Meanwhile in the passenger cars.
Bartholomew: (Ok. You've been a conductor for roughly a week. anda haven't done well, but you're getting better now. Now we just do the right thing until we get to Denver, rent a hotel, sleep, and go back to Cheyenne.)
While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.
Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and meninju, pukulan a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did anda just call me?
passenger: anda heard me anda british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do anda think you're doing?!
Bartholomew: Something that anda deserve *throws passenger out of train*
passenger: *flying* I'm a pegasus! Nice try!
Bartholomew: If you're a pegasus why are anda taking the train?
passenger: Why not? *gets back in*
Bartholomew: (Lazy bastard.)
After that, another train passed
Bartholomew: *frightened* Whoa. *goes to check lebih tickets*
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Bartholomew: Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Why are we stopping?! *teleports to engine* Why did anda stop?
Coffee Creme: Red signal. Take a look for yourself.
Bartholomew: *looks out cab* Ok, I don't get it. There's red. And then there's two lebih signals below that. Which one is green?
Hawkeye: At the bottom.
Bartholomew: Then what's in the middle?!
Hawkeye: That would be yellow.
Bartholomew: What does yellow mean?
Hawkeye: That means we can proceed, but with caution.
Bartholomew: Oh. *embarrased* Carry on *teleports back to train*
Hawkeye: I hope he doesn't terrorize any of the passengers.
Coffee Creme: If anda ask me, he probably doesn't have what it takes to be in the army.
Hawkeye: Maybe he was in the army, but got a screwed up personality with all those ponies he killed.
Snowflake: *signal turns yellow*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Bartholomew: *appears* Did the signal change?
Hawkeye: Yeah, it just turned yellow.
Bartholomew: Alright then, anda have to continue slowly.
Hawkeye: Uh, Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Yes?
Hawkeye: I've been an engineer since 1947. I know what I'm doing.
Bartholomew: I was just making sure anda knew. On The london & New England Railway, we made sure the engineer knew so no accidents would accure.
Coffee Creme: Don't anda mean occur?
Bartholomew: No, I mean accure. Carry on *teleports back to train*
Meanwhile, on the train
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do anda know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps anda should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are anda alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do anda suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 menit later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do anda mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did anda see the conductor?
Passenger: Did anda see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help anda (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did anda say anda were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. anda saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger anda were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So anda don't feel like anda can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, anda can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a landasan terbang, landasan pacu in an airport
landasan terbang, landasan pacu pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
landasan terbang, landasan pacu pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: hey wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car selanjutnya to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The selanjutnya Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows anda how he got a smartphone in 1951
Song (Start at 0:29): link
Master Sword: *Still on fire* Saten Twist!! Why are anda doing this to me?!?!
Saten Twist: Come back at 8:30!! Leave me alone Master Sword!!!
