1. Don’t test our patients
2. What we like to wear and what u want us to wear, is very different
3. Our period comes at a schedule, so quit akting like it’s the first we’ve bitched out at you
4. Don’t point out our flaws when they’re obvious to everyone. We don’t need to be constantly reminded
5. Don’t try to act cool when anda hit on us, we can see through it
6. “hey” is not a pick up line
7. Just because we hug a lot does not mean we’re all lesbian
8. If we ask anda if we look fat, play dead, there is no correct answer
9. Just cause anda don’t like our hobbies, doesn’t give anda the right to dis them
10. If you’re giving us hints and we’re not changing what we’re doing , it’s not cause we didn’t get it, we choose to ignore it
11. Quit telling us to make anda a fucking sandwich. If anda think it’s so easy, make it yourself
12. Don’t grab our ass. How would anda like it if we started yanking at your balls
13. If we’re in a room fighting, and anda ask if we’re PMSing, only one person will leave that room, and it won’t be you
14. Don’t ask for naked photos; that’s what the internet is for
15. When we say we’re “fine” atau “never mind” it means the exact opposite
16. When we play fight, we know you’re going to win. Just don’t overdo it, and don’t fake it; we’re not that pathetic
17. Don’t ask for anal; that’s what gays are for
18. Don’t ask us what we want as a present. That ruins the fun of getting it; anything will do.
19. Don’t tell us how many kids anda want. We’ll be the judge of that.
20. Sex isn’t always great. Sometimes saying we’re having an orgasm is just an excuse for anda to get off us.
21. If your dating us and are too scared to openly say “I cinta you” in public and in front of your friends get the fuck out
22. If it’s cute, killing it makes anda a jackass, not a man
23. Using “you don’t understand” as an excuse, doesn’t work. We know we don’t get it, and don’t give a fuck anyways
24. We don’t want a guy who lives in his mom’s basement. But we also don’t want a guy who works so much we never get to talk to him
25. If we didn’t do it, it’s not cause we forgot, we just don’t care
26. We know bikini girls are hot, just don’t tell us how we compare
27. We’re not your mother, so clean up and feed yourself every once and a while
28. Don’t expect us to be Victoria secret malaikat if you’re not Calvin Klein models.
29. We don’t want to know how much anda jack off…. no one does…
30. How many girls you’ve slept will atau dated, is not a pro, it’s a con
31. We really don’t care how big your penis is
32. We don’t constantly check out your junk, so anda don’t have to check out ours
33. Don’t wait until after we’re married to tell us anda used to be a she
34. If anda have a disease, just no
35. Just because we’re dating you, doesn’t make us free hookers. We like to sleep at night.
36. Getting drunk and making us look after anda and tend to your needs, is also a no
37. We don’t always want to watch a chick flick
38. Don’t expect us to scream and quiver in your arms during a horror
39. We play video games too
40. Our pets are cute; if anda don’t like them anda can either shut up about it atau get the fuck out
41. You’re not five, anda can pick your own clothes out
42. Don’t expect us to take ALL the responsibilities of a child, you’re half the reason it’s there
43. Don’t style your hair unless anda either want to look like a gay atau a nerd
44. If anda have a six pack, don’t wear a shirt. If anda don’t have a six pack, get a shirt
45. We don’t give a shit what level your mage is in world of warcraft
46. Understand our sarcasm
47. When anda meet our parents you’re an honor student, virgin, you’ve never tried drugs, and anda cinta your parents and little sister.
48. Don’t become friends with our brothers, don’t talk to our brothers, don’t even look at our brothers. We don’t have brother’s god dammit!!
49. We like snuggles. Treat us to some occasionally
50. Pretend anda care when someone in a movie atau tampil dies and we cry
51. Not crying when you’re supposed to makes anda seem like a jerk, you’re aloud to cry
52. Mimic our personalities. If we like to laugh and giggle, don’t be a dead weight
53. Sometimes talking can ruin the mood
54. Hit us and we’ll hit anda back, as well as all our friends
55. Don’t always aim for the lips when anda ciuman us, the cheek and forehead make us feel cute
56. Don’t give us a boring nickname like ”honey” be original like “kitten”
57. Don’t fart anywhere near us
58. Just cause you’re comfortable with it doesn’t, mean we’re comfortable with having sex in public
59. When we pindah your hand, don’t pindah it back
60. We’re not all double D’s. Sorry if they don’t bounce on command.
61. Don’t hold our hand, put your hand on our waist, atau lead us to a darkroom within two menit of meeting us
62. We’re not the pantai blonde, baby blue eyed barbie doll anda want us to be, it’s never going to happen naturally
63. When we make a joke, laugh.
64. Fucking in your basement isn’t romantic. Even with that one candle anda worked so hard to light up
65. Don’t be a smart alec. Common sense overrides law in our minds.
66. We don’t always want huge and expensive gifts, sometimes something as simple as going out to lunch at McDonalds is nice.
67. At least offer to pay for the meal. But anda don’t always have to actually pay for it; we like to treat anda too sometimes.
68. Don’t be constantly doting, we’re not a damsel in distress
69. When we’re sad don’t try and make it better; that makes it worse. Just hold us.
70. Don’t force a sloppy and tongue involved kiss, we do like delicacy
71. I swear to god many porno’s are fake. our bodies aren’t like that
72. You don’t work “full time” until you’re a mom
73. When we’re tired anda either cuddle selanjutnya to us atau go away
74. If anda get to pick positions, we get to pick locations
75. You’re not a man if anda consider Chihuahua’s dogs
76. We wear “the pants” in the family too
77. If anda want it done perfectly hire a maid. But not using our money, and she better be eighty
78. Your mom’s basement is not where we want to live for our entire life
79. A car is a car. We don’t care about the exact name and brand of each fucking one on the god damn highway!
80. I’m beautiful, always. No pertanyaan asked.
81. Don’t say anything that implies that we’re fat, like: “you should order a salad”
82. Don’t order for us. anda don’t get to pick what goes inside us, we do.
83. Never say “oh” when anda see what we’re wearing. You’re not our stylist. Guaranteed we look better than anda do.
84. Don’t boast about what’s in your pants. No girl wants to hear “yeah I’ve got this massive python. anda should come over and see it sometime” it’s not as impressive as anda think
85. Let us drive your truck; we’re not wimps that can’t handle it.
86. Shower and smell nice before anda see us
87. Most of us will agree that axe isn’t a real cologne
88. Ask us what we like in bed. Cause if anda don’t your left guessing; if anda guess wrong anda suck in bed; and if anda suck in tempat tidur your sex life is over
89. We pick the house. We work in it, clean it, and cook in it, it’s ours.
90. If anda force things on us we’ll force things off… hehehe…
91. No matter what, other guys will be hotter than you. And we will talk about them every once and a while.
92. Professional player is not an actual job
93. Bachelor of the arts is equivalent to “do anda want fries with that?”
94. Don’t lie to us
95. Don’t tell us who anda think about when anda masturbate. There is no correct answer, because we like to pretend anda don’t. even if anda say it’s us; who’s going to believe anda don’t think of the hot girl on the screen
96. You’re not a dog, so don’t act like one. We’re not you’re bitch, so don’t treat us like we are.
97. Don’t “poke” us on Facebook. Like really?? It’s annoying.
98. Try to look your age; and go for girls YOUR AGE.
99. Your birthday isn’t a holiday
100. Don’t constantly adjust your relationship status. If we fight, the whole world doesn’t need to know “it’s complicated”
101. For the cinta of god, don’t buy us lingerie. You’ll never get it right and you’ll embarrass yourself in the process
102. Don’t ask what our size is
103. Never say twilight is better than –insert any other movie-, it will result in an automatic break up. Just leave Edward out of this.
104. If we wear make-up, it’s art; it’s not for you. If we don’t, we’re just that awesome
105. Don’t recite Justin Beiber lyrics to us, that will also result in automatic break-up
106. Don’t attempt to set the mood with erotic music
107. Try to do well in school and work. No girl wants a fail.
108. Get a job
109. Violins and pianos are the only instruments that can make anda look sexy, and anda have to be good at them.
110. Reply to our messages
111. Call us back if we called anda and anda couldn’t answer
112. Text us first. Cause we’re not always going to chase you
113. Don’t spend lebih money on clothes than we do
114. You don’t know what we want, so don’t say ‘you want me so bad right now” anda just sound stupid
115. Don’t sing sexy and I know it in the shower, we can hear you
116. Just cause we’re female doesn’t mean berwarna merah muda, merah muda is our favorit color
117. If we want to wear one of your shirts, no is not an answer
118. We seriously like wearing your big clothes. It makes us feel cute
119. Oversized muscles are gross, a six atau eight pack is just fine
120. If we’re dating anda we find anda attractive. Don’t ask
121. Don’t buy us cheesy bath stuff. It’s kind of old
122. Flowers are always nice
123. A acak gift will make us like anda lebih and want to return the favor. If we like it
124. We like diamonds
125. Don’t say anything that Austin powers does
126. Don’t wear lebih make-up than us. atau any really…
127. We don’t get pissed off if anda get a boner while ciuman us. It’s when anda spy on us that’s perverted
128. Don’t play country songs during at-home tanggal night
129. Not every tanggal should be at home. Take us out
130. 100 candles, massage, and bubble bath = anda get laid
131. If we play the same online game, don’t marry us in the game
132. Don’t ask the internet if we like you. Ask us
133. Online game sex… just no….
134. Don’t sing to us in front of people. Your embarrassing
135. Don’t pick “our song” as our song
136. Don’t say anything like “wow, your mom is pretty. So that’s where anda get that from” that’s a creepy insult. Not a compliment
137. You can’t compare to animated guys. They’re perfect
138. Don’t think you’re the smartest person in the world
139. Don’t pick a porno for us to watch together
140. Don’t take us to buy tool kits atau stuff like that
141. Don’t “quickly” fix something on your car right before we’re supposed to go out for dinner
142. Duct tape isn’t a substitute for a window
143. Don’t jalan, street race with us in the car, and the cops around the corner
144. Just because your car can go fast, doesn’t mean anda need to break the speed limit
145. Don’t text any of our family members
146. Don’t say our parents are “cool”
147. Don’t tell all your friends the noises I make in the bedroom
148. If anda tickle us, we’re not responsible for your injuries
149. Wear your pants the way they should be worn
150. Learning a foreign language- preferably Italian, Japanese, atau Spanish- makes anda sound lebih hot
151. Picking us up after school and work is sweet
152. We’re not damsels in distress, but still like to be treated like a princess
2. What we like to wear and what u want us to wear, is very different
3. Our period comes at a schedule, so quit akting like it’s the first we’ve bitched out at you
4. Don’t point out our flaws when they’re obvious to everyone. We don’t need to be constantly reminded
5. Don’t try to act cool when anda hit on us, we can see through it
6. “hey” is not a pick up line
7. Just because we hug a lot does not mean we’re all lesbian
8. If we ask anda if we look fat, play dead, there is no correct answer
9. Just cause anda don’t like our hobbies, doesn’t give anda the right to dis them
10. If you’re giving us hints and we’re not changing what we’re doing , it’s not cause we didn’t get it, we choose to ignore it
11. Quit telling us to make anda a fucking sandwich. If anda think it’s so easy, make it yourself
12. Don’t grab our ass. How would anda like it if we started yanking at your balls
13. If we’re in a room fighting, and anda ask if we’re PMSing, only one person will leave that room, and it won’t be you
14. Don’t ask for naked photos; that’s what the internet is for
15. When we say we’re “fine” atau “never mind” it means the exact opposite
16. When we play fight, we know you’re going to win. Just don’t overdo it, and don’t fake it; we’re not that pathetic
17. Don’t ask for anal; that’s what gays are for
18. Don’t ask us what we want as a present. That ruins the fun of getting it; anything will do.
19. Don’t tell us how many kids anda want. We’ll be the judge of that.
20. Sex isn’t always great. Sometimes saying we’re having an orgasm is just an excuse for anda to get off us.
21. If your dating us and are too scared to openly say “I cinta you” in public and in front of your friends get the fuck out
22. If it’s cute, killing it makes anda a jackass, not a man
23. Using “you don’t understand” as an excuse, doesn’t work. We know we don’t get it, and don’t give a fuck anyways
24. We don’t want a guy who lives in his mom’s basement. But we also don’t want a guy who works so much we never get to talk to him
25. If we didn’t do it, it’s not cause we forgot, we just don’t care
26. We know bikini girls are hot, just don’t tell us how we compare
27. We’re not your mother, so clean up and feed yourself every once and a while
28. Don’t expect us to be Victoria secret malaikat if you’re not Calvin Klein models.
29. We don’t want to know how much anda jack off…. no one does…
30. How many girls you’ve slept will atau dated, is not a pro, it’s a con
31. We really don’t care how big your penis is
32. We don’t constantly check out your junk, so anda don’t have to check out ours
33. Don’t wait until after we’re married to tell us anda used to be a she
34. If anda have a disease, just no
35. Just because we’re dating you, doesn’t make us free hookers. We like to sleep at night.
36. Getting drunk and making us look after anda and tend to your needs, is also a no
37. We don’t always want to watch a chick flick
38. Don’t expect us to scream and quiver in your arms during a horror
39. We play video games too
40. Our pets are cute; if anda don’t like them anda can either shut up about it atau get the fuck out
41. You’re not five, anda can pick your own clothes out
42. Don’t expect us to take ALL the responsibilities of a child, you’re half the reason it’s there
43. Don’t style your hair unless anda either want to look like a gay atau a nerd
44. If anda have a six pack, don’t wear a shirt. If anda don’t have a six pack, get a shirt
45. We don’t give a shit what level your mage is in world of warcraft
46. Understand our sarcasm
47. When anda meet our parents you’re an honor student, virgin, you’ve never tried drugs, and anda cinta your parents and little sister.
48. Don’t become friends with our brothers, don’t talk to our brothers, don’t even look at our brothers. We don’t have brother’s god dammit!!
49. We like snuggles. Treat us to some occasionally
50. Pretend anda care when someone in a movie atau tampil dies and we cry
51. Not crying when you’re supposed to makes anda seem like a jerk, you’re aloud to cry
52. Mimic our personalities. If we like to laugh and giggle, don’t be a dead weight
53. Sometimes talking can ruin the mood
54. Hit us and we’ll hit anda back, as well as all our friends
55. Don’t always aim for the lips when anda ciuman us, the cheek and forehead make us feel cute
56. Don’t give us a boring nickname like ”honey” be original like “kitten”
57. Don’t fart anywhere near us
58. Just cause you’re comfortable with it doesn’t, mean we’re comfortable with having sex in public
59. When we pindah your hand, don’t pindah it back
60. We’re not all double D’s. Sorry if they don’t bounce on command.
61. Don’t hold our hand, put your hand on our waist, atau lead us to a darkroom within two menit of meeting us
62. We’re not the pantai blonde, baby blue eyed barbie doll anda want us to be, it’s never going to happen naturally
63. When we make a joke, laugh.
64. Fucking in your basement isn’t romantic. Even with that one candle anda worked so hard to light up
65. Don’t be a smart alec. Common sense overrides law in our minds.
66. We don’t always want huge and expensive gifts, sometimes something as simple as going out to lunch at McDonalds is nice.
67. At least offer to pay for the meal. But anda don’t always have to actually pay for it; we like to treat anda too sometimes.
68. Don’t be constantly doting, we’re not a damsel in distress
69. When we’re sad don’t try and make it better; that makes it worse. Just hold us.
70. Don’t force a sloppy and tongue involved kiss, we do like delicacy
71. I swear to god many porno’s are fake. our bodies aren’t like that
72. You don’t work “full time” until you’re a mom
73. When we’re tired anda either cuddle selanjutnya to us atau go away
74. If anda get to pick positions, we get to pick locations
75. You’re not a man if anda consider Chihuahua’s dogs
76. We wear “the pants” in the family too
77. If anda want it done perfectly hire a maid. But not using our money, and she better be eighty
78. Your mom’s basement is not where we want to live for our entire life
79. A car is a car. We don’t care about the exact name and brand of each fucking one on the god damn highway!
80. I’m beautiful, always. No pertanyaan asked.
81. Don’t say anything that implies that we’re fat, like: “you should order a salad”
82. Don’t order for us. anda don’t get to pick what goes inside us, we do.
83. Never say “oh” when anda see what we’re wearing. You’re not our stylist. Guaranteed we look better than anda do.
84. Don’t boast about what’s in your pants. No girl wants to hear “yeah I’ve got this massive python. anda should come over and see it sometime” it’s not as impressive as anda think
85. Let us drive your truck; we’re not wimps that can’t handle it.
86. Shower and smell nice before anda see us
87. Most of us will agree that axe isn’t a real cologne
88. Ask us what we like in bed. Cause if anda don’t your left guessing; if anda guess wrong anda suck in bed; and if anda suck in tempat tidur your sex life is over
89. We pick the house. We work in it, clean it, and cook in it, it’s ours.
90. If anda force things on us we’ll force things off… hehehe…
91. No matter what, other guys will be hotter than you. And we will talk about them every once and a while.
92. Professional player is not an actual job
93. Bachelor of the arts is equivalent to “do anda want fries with that?”
94. Don’t lie to us
95. Don’t tell us who anda think about when anda masturbate. There is no correct answer, because we like to pretend anda don’t. even if anda say it’s us; who’s going to believe anda don’t think of the hot girl on the screen
96. You’re not a dog, so don’t act like one. We’re not you’re bitch, so don’t treat us like we are.
97. Don’t “poke” us on Facebook. Like really?? It’s annoying.
98. Try to look your age; and go for girls YOUR AGE.
99. Your birthday isn’t a holiday
100. Don’t constantly adjust your relationship status. If we fight, the whole world doesn’t need to know “it’s complicated”
101. For the cinta of god, don’t buy us lingerie. You’ll never get it right and you’ll embarrass yourself in the process
102. Don’t ask what our size is
103. Never say twilight is better than –insert any other movie-, it will result in an automatic break up. Just leave Edward out of this.
104. If we wear make-up, it’s art; it’s not for you. If we don’t, we’re just that awesome
105. Don’t recite Justin Beiber lyrics to us, that will also result in automatic break-up
106. Don’t attempt to set the mood with erotic music
107. Try to do well in school and work. No girl wants a fail.
108. Get a job
109. Violins and pianos are the only instruments that can make anda look sexy, and anda have to be good at them.
110. Reply to our messages
111. Call us back if we called anda and anda couldn’t answer
112. Text us first. Cause we’re not always going to chase you
113. Don’t spend lebih money on clothes than we do
114. You don’t know what we want, so don’t say ‘you want me so bad right now” anda just sound stupid
115. Don’t sing sexy and I know it in the shower, we can hear you
116. Just cause we’re female doesn’t mean berwarna merah muda, merah muda is our favorit color
117. If we want to wear one of your shirts, no is not an answer
118. We seriously like wearing your big clothes. It makes us feel cute
119. Oversized muscles are gross, a six atau eight pack is just fine
120. If we’re dating anda we find anda attractive. Don’t ask
121. Don’t buy us cheesy bath stuff. It’s kind of old
122. Flowers are always nice
123. A acak gift will make us like anda lebih and want to return the favor. If we like it
124. We like diamonds
125. Don’t say anything that Austin powers does
126. Don’t wear lebih make-up than us. atau any really…
127. We don’t get pissed off if anda get a boner while ciuman us. It’s when anda spy on us that’s perverted
128. Don’t play country songs during at-home tanggal night
129. Not every tanggal should be at home. Take us out
130. 100 candles, massage, and bubble bath = anda get laid
131. If we play the same online game, don’t marry us in the game
132. Don’t ask the internet if we like you. Ask us
133. Online game sex… just no….
134. Don’t sing to us in front of people. Your embarrassing
135. Don’t pick “our song” as our song
136. Don’t say anything like “wow, your mom is pretty. So that’s where anda get that from” that’s a creepy insult. Not a compliment
137. You can’t compare to animated guys. They’re perfect
138. Don’t think you’re the smartest person in the world
139. Don’t pick a porno for us to watch together
140. Don’t take us to buy tool kits atau stuff like that
141. Don’t “quickly” fix something on your car right before we’re supposed to go out for dinner
142. Duct tape isn’t a substitute for a window
143. Don’t jalan, street race with us in the car, and the cops around the corner
144. Just because your car can go fast, doesn’t mean anda need to break the speed limit
145. Don’t text any of our family members
146. Don’t say our parents are “cool”
147. Don’t tell all your friends the noises I make in the bedroom
148. If anda tickle us, we’re not responsible for your injuries
149. Wear your pants the way they should be worn
150. Learning a foreign language- preferably Italian, Japanese, atau Spanish- makes anda sound lebih hot
151. Picking us up after school and work is sweet
152. We’re not damsels in distress, but still like to be treated like a princess