anda might be a redneck if
lebih than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
anda think the stock market has a fence around it.
anda think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your perahu has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills lebih than three dogs.
Your coffee meja used to be a telephone cable spool.
anda keep a can of Raid on the dapur table.
You've ever used a toilet kursi as a picture frame.
Your halaman awal has lebih miles on it than your car.
lebih than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
anda think the stock market has a fence around it.
anda think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your perahu has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills lebih than three dogs.
Your coffee meja used to be a telephone cable spool.
anda keep a can of Raid on the dapur table.
You've ever used a toilet kursi as a picture frame.
Your halaman awal has lebih miles on it than your car.