ok guys so all this freaking hilarious one no tampil bukit, hill crap is getting crazy! anda know what that means instant inspiration! so here's some crap i just threw together hope anda like
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One pohon bukit, hill renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person jawaban "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? anda are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude anda already don't pay me enough. This is my tampil I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad anda are the star, but anda know I can't pay anda anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie atau giving all the money to Lee because he is the One pohon bukit, hill version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something tahun old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. hey and aren't anda the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't anda do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character atau make him pindah away atau some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have anda heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but anda have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your tampil now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. anda can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could anda take those pics of me off your dinding they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless anda make it a breyton lesbian cinta fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See anda later anda big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and anda should totally go to my blog Southern gothic productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If anda need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See anda later"
ring ring
"Are anda freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh hey Soph! I can always count on anda to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't anda know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your tampil now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the tampil anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely hari Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to anda too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this tampil for 6 years, and I want to go halaman awal and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your tampil now Joy. anda can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your tampil now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double tanggal with Mia and Chase? I mean really anda couldn't give naley one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the tampil into a naley porno is that what anda want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes anda could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are anda kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy berkata cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he berkata mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One pohon Hill, loved oleh all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions oleh a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to ciuman Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and anda are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok anda caught me ciuman her pic one time"
"French ciuman it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't anda try Jackson. I'm sure he'd cinta a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your tampil James"
"Dude it already was. Did anda not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but disney already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But anda could also be a bintang on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah anda berkata a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. anda better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson berkata before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do anda see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini anda is out. And I'm sick of anda making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the selanjutnya few hours
*The selanjutnya day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the tampil ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark berkata to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" fergie says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One pohon bukit, hill renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person jawaban "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? anda are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude anda already don't pay me enough. This is my tampil I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad anda are the star, but anda know I can't pay anda anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie atau giving all the money to Lee because he is the One pohon bukit, hill version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something tahun old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. hey and aren't anda the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't anda do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character atau make him pindah away atau some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have anda heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but anda have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your tampil now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. anda can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could anda take those pics of me off your dinding they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless anda make it a breyton lesbian cinta fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See anda later anda big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and anda should totally go to my blog Southern gothic productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If anda need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See anda later"
ring ring
"Are anda freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh hey Soph! I can always count on anda to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't anda know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your tampil now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the tampil anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely hari Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to anda too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this tampil for 6 years, and I want to go halaman awal and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your tampil now Joy. anda can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your tampil now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double tanggal with Mia and Chase? I mean really anda couldn't give naley one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the tampil into a naley porno is that what anda want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes anda could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are anda kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy berkata cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he berkata mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One pohon Hill, loved oleh all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions oleh a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to ciuman Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and anda are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok anda caught me ciuman her pic one time"
"French ciuman it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't anda try Jackson. I'm sure he'd cinta a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your tampil James"
"Dude it already was. Did anda not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but disney already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But anda could also be a bintang on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah anda berkata a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. anda better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson berkata before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do anda see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini anda is out. And I'm sick of anda making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the selanjutnya few hours
*The selanjutnya day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the tampil ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark berkata to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" fergie says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Fergilicious! its hot hot
