one direction Article: My actual conversation with www.cleverbot.com

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My actual conversation with www.cleverbot.com

posted by mehparty3

User: Do anda know who One Direction is?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No anda just think anda are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: anda have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are anda sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are anda then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, anda remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are anda today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your favorit movie what is?
User: My favorit pindah is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: favorit food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I cinta FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do anda cinta me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do anda want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when anda walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that anda are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, anda light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that anda flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when anda smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: anda don't know, oh-oh.
User: anda don't know you're beautiful. If only anda saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to anda despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes anda beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes anda Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: hey girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak anda out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do anda know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what anda know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because anda asked me the same pertanyaan earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause anda make my jantung race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But anda don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One lebih try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do anda like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: anda do? Who is your favorit member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! anda JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think anda are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But anda just berkata he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a favorit band.
User: Who is your favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All anda have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: anda deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That anda are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are anda from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I cinta Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: anda are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now anda have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do anda think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do anda care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your favorit member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do anda like Jesy atau Jade atau Leigh- Ann atau Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorit person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I cinta Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give anda this, give anda that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: anda don't have any parents. anda are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do anda ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do anda ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: lebih One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I cinta them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do anda like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I cinta YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: anda don't cinta me?
Cleverbot: I cinta you!
User: I cinta One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I cinta One Direction.
User: atau SO anda THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If anda are not a bot, why do anda have the name of a bot?

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1dfan103 this is funny i cant believe clever boat didn’t' have a clue who 1D is

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lebih than just freinds part 13

posted by weebot_1d

**school is horrid to me!!**

**Kiara's POV

Talking to Harry and Niall was awesome. Niall didnt talk much but i found out he is 15 only a tahun older than me (i turned 14 a couple weeks ago). I had to go though because i had to watch Mel.

As I walked halaman awal i thought about all the feeling i was having for Niall. It was crazy.

When I got halaman awal my mom was just leaving.

"Bout time u got here" she was obviously drunk.

"Hey mom. I was wondering if a couple freinds from school could come over?"

"Whatev."

As she left Mel jumped in my arms i turned on the TV and left Mel downstairs while I put on some sweats,...

lebih Than This: Chapter 1

posted by erin_horan

hey guys I'm back! Im not doing any lebih of those other short fanfics but I'm gonna do this long one so here it goes! Hope anda cinta it! komentar and tell me what anda think! Thanks! (: Erins POV: Finally 16 and seeing one direction, my favorit band! Front row and meet and greet passes for before the show! I'm getting ready when I start to think 'what if one of them likes me? I hope it's Niall... His eyes are to die for... Oh my gosh I have to look like perfection!' I grab my tie dye high wasted shorts from Urban Outfitters and my white tank and some nude flat for my perfect outfit! It fits...

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What Makes Him Beautiful -Part 25-

posted by ZoeyMalik28

Take Me Home

(A/N WOAH! Guys,I am super sorry that I haven't updated. I know some people have been waiting for this.Well,here it goes)

"FRICKIN SPOONS! CAN anda JUST PLEASE STOP IT?!" I screamed into the phone as I hurried downstairs, heading towards the living room

"Hanna,you know that Harry cheated on you!" Gilbert scoffed

I growled in frustration,"Look,you should shut up. anda know nothing about cinta since anda just got a girl pregnant. Kimmy never actually loved you. So shut up and leave me alone. anda don't have the right to tell me anything"

"I'm your cousin's boyfriend. So I'm like your cousin" Gilbert said...

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Up all night chapter 23

posted by MadisonFontenot

The boys won three awards last night. I still haven't got any hate and it's been like... 22 hours!
I woke up snuggled up to Harry in his hotel room, I smiled to myself and fell back asleep. When I woke up Harry wasn't there anymore. I was in my tempat tidur at the Jonas's house. Dani was flicking me. "Someones here to talk to you!" She berkata walking out the room and Harry came in. I smiled. I sat up and he sat oleh me. I took his hand, "Hey sweety what's up?" I asked smiling at him. "Good now that I have anda back!" He kissed me.

Hannah POV:

Me and Zayn where at Wal*Mart trying to find a trampoline. I passed...

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Take me halaman awal chapter 6

posted by fiestagirl12345

Alex's P.O.V

Harry came running I stood up pulling the panah out slowly they berkata if my stomach gets injured again I will die. I fall to the ground slowly. Blood leaking lke crazy.i fall in a puddle of blood. "ha-rry --I --lov--yo- h--a--zz---a be--ar.

Harry's P.O.V

Her eyes closed slowly her jantung stopped beating. I fell down shaking. Remembering the last few words. I ciuman her passionately. Everybody crying their hearts out. I lay their holding their shaking.

The end part 2 coming soon need lebih komentar sad I know

Take me halaman awal chapter chapter 4

posted by fiestagirl12345

Alex's P.O.V

I woke up Harry's arms around me protectively. I try to get up but I failed. "hey were are anda going babe"says Harry smiling. "oh I got hungry wanna make breakfast before Niall gets up?" I. Say giggling. '"yeah come on". We both get up and get ready we head to the dapur and start up. When I get a text;nim waiting for anda and you're going to get it and I will get pretty boy to. I get done membaca fear runs through me a tear streams down slowly. I quickly wipe it but lebih keep coming I go in the bathroom locking the door. I call my ex "LISTEN STOP STALKING ME AND TAUNTING ME WANNA...

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In Between the Lines: Part 2

posted by lovinlou

I drove Penny halaman awal even thogh I was mad enough to smash her face into the car window. She knows perfectly well that I am very upset with her and what does she do, hop in the car and yap on and on and on about how cute they all are. Especially Liam.

"Omigod, did anda see what he was wearing.Didnt Liam look hot? I can't believe he asked anda for your number. I wonder why he didnt get mine.
I almost slammed down on the brakes and kicked her out the car
"Maybe because anda were all over Harry and Niall." I berkata with as much sarcasm that I could muster.
"Harry? atau Niall? Sooo not my type. But I wouldnt...

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It All Started Because Of A gitar Lesson Part 4

posted by supergirl143

NIALL'S P.O.V
We were currently watching Nightmare On Elm jalan, street as Allyce was asleep on my shoulder.i carried her to her room and laid her down placing the blanket on her."Night Allyce" i berkata as i turned off the lights and closed her door."okay what's up between the two of you" Liam asked."Wh-what?" i questioned."you guys are fake dating aren't you" Louis asked pausing the movie."h-how did anda know" i stuttered."when we asked how long anda guys were together and stuff" Harry joined.i sighed and nodded "yeah managment forced me to get a fake girlfriend and since she's my best friend i thought...

Up all night Part 20

posted by MadisonFontenot

Aria POV:

I woke up and Nick was lying with me. I smiled and sat up.
"And this is going on twitter!"
"Joe!" I yelled chasing him. He ran oleh the pool and tripped, diving into the pool. I fell to the ground laughing.
"Where's my phone?!" He yelled coming up from the water. I stood up from the warm bumpy cement I looked over my shoulder and saw it on the ground. I picked it up and Joe chased me. I stopped oleh a pond. I stuck the phone out over the water.
"Delete the picture and anda can have it back!" I said.
"Deal!" I deleted the pictures and was about to give him his phone back.
"Nope!" I pushed...

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Sapphire jantung

posted by violetsnake21

Chapter 2
Eleanor and Louis led the girl to homeroom. There were desks all over the room: two in each row. A lot of people were talking to their friends,finishing last menit touches to their homework and ciuman their girlfriend/boyfriend.
That's disgusting, Raven thought as she saw on couple ciuman on the desk.
Eleanor led her to a row in the back of the room where four boys and two girls laughing and talking. Raven noticed two of the boys were having their arms around the girl they were sitting selanjutnya too.
At least they're not making out with each other in front of everyone, Raven thought....

Up all night Part 19

posted by MadisonFontenot

Harry POV:

"Please?! Please?! Please?!" My little sister Ruby yelled.
"Alright!"
"Yeah!" She berkata putting her brown wavy hair in a ponytail.
"Thanks! Now I am going to go pack!" She jumped off my tempat tidur and ran to her room. I laughed and started packing.

Jessie POV:

"Don't tell Harry!" I whispered to Zayn, Louis, Liam, Niall, Tiffany, Amie, and Hannah.
"We won't..." Louis said. We all left, got up, and packed. When we where all done we walked down stairs and saw Ruby and Harry wrestling. The sad thing was that Ruby was winning!
"Alright anda two! Let's go to America!" Niall yelled.
We all got into...

The 1D NigHt Chase part 3 chapter 2

posted by LOVESLOUISMORE

Harry's P. O.V.

Niall came running back with excitment, I was worried that he had asked out Shae.
"Guys guess what" Niall berkata running through the door. We couldn't guess becaue he told us straight away.
"I asked out Shae, and she berkata YES" Niall said.
"Harry this means anda have to ask out Shannon" Louis berkata looking at me.
" yeah I know" I said.
"Well go ask her now" Liam berkata pointing at the door.
"He can't because Shannon and Shae are getting ready for breakfast" Niall said.
"I'll ask her at breakfast then" I said.
"Okay just remember that we wi be watching" Zayn said. I think he knew that I wad...

anda Only Live Once Chapter 2

posted by Niall1D123

Riley's Dads POV:
"Are anda ok sweetie? anda look upset" and I watch she's as still as a stone and I watch as her tan face turns completely pale and I think she has stopped breathing and her face is turning red becuz she can't breath then I'm thinking I should call an ambulans when she falls right over whispering the words very quietly and mutter like "you don't know your beautiful...."

Riley's POV:
I can't believe he did that to me I blackout and I feel like I'm bernyanyi "what makes anda beautiful" but I have no idea I don't know what's going on I faintly hear siren them I realize mute yes are...

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ONE DIRECTION SETS A NEW RECORD!

posted by Alaa1999

One Direction's new single isn't even out yet, but it's already breaking records.
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One Direction just announced the news of their new single late last week, but it's already got fan rushing out to buy it.

Last Thursday, they announced the name of their new single, “Live While We're Young”.

The song doesn't even come out until October 1 st , but the band is letting fan pre-order it. And guess what? It's already the fastest-selling pre-ordered single ever.

The lads have been shooting the musik video for their new single, and a few foto of the shoot have been released, like the one below. It looks like they're having a lot of fun in the shooting...though we're not sure what Liam is doing with that banana! xD Lol

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The Forgotten Test (Part 6)

posted by HarryLover4Life

I guess it's time to explain why I hate her so much. It all started in third grade. I was best friends with Mandi and a guy named James Johnson. We all went everywhere together. Our parents would go to the film atau parties and we would all stay together, supervised oleh my older sister, of course. Until one day. It was about a bulan til the the end of 7th grade and we were having a dance at the end of the week. I was planning on asking James, I just didn't know how. I hadn't spoken to Mandi all week and I thought she was probably just getting ready for the dance so she could surprise me with...

The Forgotten Test (Part 5)

posted by HarryLover4Life

I got control of my emotions and tried to forget the whole thing happened. I had just gotten the best boyfriend in the whole world and I was not about to lose him to some gold-digging floosie. Harry walked around to the side of my meja tulis, meja and grabbed my books. "You don't have to do that for me." I berkata "I have to go to my locker anyway." Harry stared at me like I had just set off fireworks on the puncak, atas of my desk. "After the way anda just told her off for me, I should carry anda to lunch!" We laughed and Zayn walked up. What are anda mates chuckling about? Harry and I glanced at each other, then spoke...

Right Beside anda A One Direction cinta Story Part 43

posted by PrincessMae29

Via's POV
I was watching 'Eat, Pray, Love' right now since I didn't finish the movie yesterday because of the arrival of my new neighbor MALIK. I'm eating chips right now. I paused the movie because the doorbell rang. I went near the window first to check if it's Zayn atau not. When I checked at the window who it is, it's not Zayn so I'm relieved. I got out of the house and saw a French man standing oleh my gate. Sorry I didn't tampil anda the gate of my house earlier. I greeted the man.
Me: Bonjour, sir! How may I help you?
Man: My name is Marchelo. Sir Zayn's driver.

Oh Fab and this man have the same...

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Everything about anda Chapter 4 Part 5

posted by 1d_is_cool

Lillian's P.O.V

After I woke up this morning I had my breakfast then headed off to House for the sleepover.
I was the first one there. I knock on the door, then waited a little for the door to open. Erica's little sister Sophie answer the door.

"LLLIIILLLIIIAAANNN!!"she berkata while giving me a huge up and making me fall over. She had running start! Then I saw Patrick in the hallway looking at me and laughing while I was trying to get sophie off me.

"you right there?" Pat berkata while laughing. I finally got Sophie off me and answered Patrick's question.
"yep." I said.
The reason why Pat was there...

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Up all night Part 11- Surprise!

posted by MadisonFontenot

"Liam...." I tapped on Liam's shoulder.
"Yes?" We where all still in our pajamas.
"I need to change..." I laughed and he smiled at me. We went to my house.
"Alright...what to where....what to where?" I looked threw my closets. "Perfect!" I grabbed a kemeja and some jeans. Liam sat down on my bed. I took off my kemeja and put the other kemeja on and then put on my jeans:

Baby outfit..- link

"Is that to tight? I don't want my baby to be squished!" He laughed. He stood up and put his hands on my tummy. I giggled.
"Why are anda holding her stomach?" I looked over and saw Aria standing at my door. Liam...

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Right Beside anda A One Direction cinta Story Part 27

posted by PrincessMae29

The selanjutnya day...Cedric, Jeline, and Via eating breakfast..
Via wearing this: link
Hairstyle: link

Cedric: So how's the concert?
Via: It's good.. (lied)
Jeline: Are anda sure?
Via: Yeah. (takes a sip of her chocolate)

A few hours later at the poolside: link.
Outfit: link
Hairstyle: the same

Via: (dips her feet in the water)
???: Hello, Via!
Via: (turns around) El!
Eleanor: (dips her feet in the water and sits beside her) The three boys are arguing almost every menit since last night. Especially Liam and Harry. They always fight.
Via: That's why I told them to stay away from me.
Eleanor: Harry really really...