Ni Hao, Kai-Lan Dollars

It's natal time in the village and everybody's excited. Here's where the story begins. Kai-Lan and her friends are putting up decorations, while Ye Ye is putting out snacks besides them.

Ye Ye: How are the decorations coming along?
Kai-Lan: They're going great.
Ye Ye: [laughs] I'm glad to hear that. Here are some snacks for anda guys.
All: Xie Xie!
Ye Ye: Bié kèqì. I know anda guys must be getting hungry after all that hard work. Huítóu jiàn!
All: Huítóu jiàn!
Hoho: Kai-Lan, do anda think there will be a lot of presents under the pohon this year?
Kai-Lan: I hope so, Hoho. It's gonna be very...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 9
"Once Upon a Rintoo"

[The episode begins where the last episode left off at: Hoholand. Everyone is finished cleaning up the debris and is having fun on each of the rides.]

Rintoo: I can't believe we did it. It took us a long time, but we finally managed to get Hoholand back in operation.
Hoho: anda berkata it. And after all of that cleaning and repairing, we deserved a little down time. So what do anda say: up for a ride on the roller coaster?
Rintoo: Oh, anda better believe it.

[Rintoo and Hoho run over to the roller coaster. The roller coaster is a 6 ft....

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 2
"Xin Xin and Tain Tain's Bogus Journey"

[The episode begins moments after the aftermath of the last episode. Kai-Lan and her friends are in the royal playroom, drawing pictures.]

Kai-Lan: Boy, I hope we don't end up in a situation like that anymore.
Rintoo: [laughs] anda berkata it. I couldn't think of anything we could do if we did get kicked out the palace.
Kai-Lan: Enough of that. Check out what I just drew.
Rintoo: What is it supposed to be?
Tolee: I think it's supposed to be some sort of truck.
Kai-Lan: You're right, Tolee. It is a truck, but it has a...

The reason I made the switch in titles was I originally was going to have a minor character befall this fate, but after I thought it through a little more, Rintoo seemed like a perfect fit for this whole thing. So... that ends the confusion. Now, for why this fanfic is titled what it's titled.

Rintoo: Okay, guys, get ready to have your brains explode.
Tolee: I'm grossed out oleh fleshy explosions.
Rintoo: Okay, except for Tolee.
Kai-Lan: If anything happens, we're here for you.
Rintoo: Okay, here we go.
*Rintoo starts his run with a 360 Melon, an easy trick to pull off. He then ramps it up a bit by...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 8
"Hoholand"

[The episode begins with Hoho and Rintoo in the backyard, playing a game of catch.]

Rintoo: hey Hoho, try to catch this. [throws the ball]
Hoho: Oh, I got it [starts running after it] I think I'm gonna get it. Almost, almost...and [catches it] Got it.
Rintoo: Whoa. That was an awesome catch, Hoho.
Hoho: Xie xie. Now let's see if anda can catch it.
Rintoo: [laughs] Okay, but I'll have to warn you. The way I might catch this ball might be silly.
Hoho: Just get ready to catch the ball.
Rintoo: tampil me what anda got.

[Hoho throws the ball. Rintoo runs...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 1
"The Royal Pain"

[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and her friends playing a game of tag. Everyone is laughing as Hoho chases his friends around the palace, in hopes of tagging them.]

Hoho: [tagging Tolee] Tag, I got you. You're it, Tolee.
Tolee: Hey, no fair! anda weren't on the ground, and anda didn't evenn tag me. anda just hopped on my head and told me that I was it.
Hoho: Pretty cool, huh?
Tolee: But now I have one question.
Hoho: What's that?
Tolee: How did anda manage to do that?
Hoho: Simple, if you're really small and unseen, anda can do a whole bunch...

(2 parts in 1 day; never thought I'd have to go that route)

Both bakers finished their cakes. Tolee is judging them. At stake for the winner is the opportunity to serve their cake at his party, and hang out with Tolee FOR THE ENTIRE DAY. Now, the conclusion of this fanfic.
Mr. Fluffy: I put as much work into this cake as I could, Tolee.
Tolee: I'll be the judge of that. *Cuts a 2x3 inch cube of cake*
Mr. Fluffy: Don't worry, I can remake that slice.
Tolee: Hmm... cokelat cake. I admire anda styling this after my fave band, Black Veil Brides. Andy Six (not his real name) should never leave the band....

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 4
Mr. Fluffy's Big Move

[[The epsiode begins with Mr. Fluffy baking a cake for a celebration held at Kai-Lan's castle. When the timer rings, he takes it out o the oven and admires it.]]

Mr. Fluffy: Now that is one good cake.

[[The door knocks and Mr. Fluffy goes to see who it is.]]

Mr. Fluffy: Who is it?
Kai-Lan: It's Kai-Lan, here to see how the cake is going.
Mr. Fluffy: Oh, Kai-Lan, the cake is going good. It'll be ready just in time for the celebration. It's not everyday anda get to celebrate the first hari of Spring.
Kai-Lan: Well, anda know how stuff is...

Hello everyone. Today is a very special day.

Why, because it marks five years since I debuted Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures. In case anda forgot, I premiered the series with two episodes, and have been going on ever since.

I just wanna say that it's been such an honor to have continued the adventures one of my many childhood shows, and it's been an honor having each and every last one of anda read and like each one. I would like to thank anda all so much.

Now, regarding the continuation of the series. I am planning on continuing it this year. I know it's been over a year, but I've been so busy with...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 13
"My New Prince"

[[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and Rintoo in the royal playroom, talking about what the RoboBuddy's new upgrade.]]

Rintoo: This new upgrade on the RoboBuddy will help him get around better, understand lebih of what we say to him, control what he does, and he can be a better part of the palace.
Kai-Lan: Wow, that's a super upgrade that guy did. Do anda think he can give me the rope?
Rintoo: I don't see why not. [[to the RoboBuddy]] RoboBuddy, hand the empress the jumprope.
RoboBuddy: Will do. [[The RoboBuddy walks over to the table, where...