I found this on the net....*very funny*
1. Hide his conditioner and shampoo, and replace it with brightly colored hair dye. I recommend bright pink.
2. Say "destiny" every time anda see him. If he tells anda to stop, simply inform him that anda were destined to do this. It's just your destiny. anda can't escape your destiny, Neji.
3. Ask Neji, very, very loudly, if he has a crush on Tenten. Make sure Tenten can hear you.
4. Cut his hair exactly the same as Lee and Gai's. Also, when he demands to know why, say it was destiny.
5. Introduce him to NejiLee.
6. Put pictures of Gai all over his room. The dorkier his poses, the better. When Neji yells at you, say, very loudly, "You
know anda cinta them!"
7. Hide every hairbrush he owns.
8. Keep "accidentally" calling him a girl. Alternatively, insist that he is a girl. When he protests, tell him to prove it.
9. Send him invites to gabung the Rock Lee fanclub. Constantly.
10. Make his hair even prettier with lots and lots of bows and flowers. Cry very loudly when he yells at anda for it.
11. Grab hold of his arms and make him flap around, all the while yelling "FLY BIRDIE FLY!" until he hits you. Which
should be very soon.
12. Dress exactly like him. Every day. And if he suddenly changes his outfit in desperation, change yours as well.
13. Call him at one in the morning to ask if he's asleep yet. Continue to do this each jam after that.
14. Tell everyone in Konoha that he sleeps with a teddy bear. And that he named it Tenten. ...Better yet, say he named it
Lee.
15. Ask him if he wants to ciuman Tenten. If he says he doesn't, tell everyone- Especially Tenten- That he hates her. If he
says he does, run and get Tenten, saying "Neji-chan wants to tell anda something, Tenten!" ...And if he doesn't tell her, anda
tell her. >D
16. Yell "8 TRIGRAMS, 128 PALMS!" and poke him repeatedly.
17. Pull his hair. Often. In fact, use it as a form of greeting.
18. Replace his clothes with green jumpsuits. Insist that it's "the latest thing".
19. Scream "NEJJIIII, I cinta YOOOOU!" and hug him to death.
20. Call him pretty boy.
21. Draw mustaches on every photograph in his house. And then tell everyone Neji did it.
22. Tie knots in his hair while he's sleeping. Watch him try desperately to untie them for a while, and then give him the helpful suggestion of simply cutting his hair. Insist he follows your advice.
23. Paint his nails in pelangi colors. Make sure to take pictures, too.
24. Follow him around all hari bernyanyi "I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie woooorld!" When he komentar on this, tell him it's his
new theme song.
25. Ask him how his relationship with Sakura is going. When Tenten can hear you.
26. Swoon and tell him how very pretty he is. Continue praising his beautiful, girly hair until he hurts you.
27. Sneak up behind him and scream "HI, NEJI!" Then run away very fast and hide. A few menit later, do it again.
28. Say his name over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
over and....
29. Make a lovely collage out of embarrassing pictures of him when he was little. Then give it to Gai. (Think about it, what
would happen if Gai had that? "Neji, how YOUTHFUL! I must tampil this wonderful creation to EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE!")
30. Ask if anda can braid his hair. If he says no, braid it anyway.
31. Set his alarm for exactly midnight, and then hide it waaay under his tempat tidur atau in the back of the closet (With nothing to muffle it, of course!) so he has to get up and cari for it to turn it off.
32. Find every bottle of conditioner, shampoo, hair gel, ect. that he owns and mix it all together. Then, dump it all over his room.
33. Tell him Tenten is pregnant. Wonder loudly to yourself if it was Neji...or Lee.
34. Ask him if his byakugan is real, atau if he just wears contacts.
35. Give him new wallpaper made of posters of Gai and Lee.
36. Make faces at him. When he says something about it, say, "Wait, WHAT? anda mean...You're not blind?"
37. Give him an extremely long daftar of all the reasons the Main Branch is better.
38. Ask him how his ballet lessons have been going.
39. Ask him how his father is, and then say "Oh, right, I forgot- anda DON'T HAVE ONE."
...Hug him if that makes him cry. D=
40. Tell him anda don't believe in fate. When he tries to start a debat over it, slap him in the face and run for your life
1. Hide his conditioner and shampoo, and replace it with brightly colored hair dye. I recommend bright pink.
2. Say "destiny" every time anda see him. If he tells anda to stop, simply inform him that anda were destined to do this. It's just your destiny. anda can't escape your destiny, Neji.
3. Ask Neji, very, very loudly, if he has a crush on Tenten. Make sure Tenten can hear you.
4. Cut his hair exactly the same as Lee and Gai's. Also, when he demands to know why, say it was destiny.
5. Introduce him to NejiLee.
6. Put pictures of Gai all over his room. The dorkier his poses, the better. When Neji yells at you, say, very loudly, "You
know anda cinta them!"
7. Hide every hairbrush he owns.
8. Keep "accidentally" calling him a girl. Alternatively, insist that he is a girl. When he protests, tell him to prove it.
9. Send him invites to gabung the Rock Lee fanclub. Constantly.
10. Make his hair even prettier with lots and lots of bows and flowers. Cry very loudly when he yells at anda for it.
11. Grab hold of his arms and make him flap around, all the while yelling "FLY BIRDIE FLY!" until he hits you. Which
should be very soon.
12. Dress exactly like him. Every day. And if he suddenly changes his outfit in desperation, change yours as well.
13. Call him at one in the morning to ask if he's asleep yet. Continue to do this each jam after that.
14. Tell everyone in Konoha that he sleeps with a teddy bear. And that he named it Tenten. ...Better yet, say he named it
Lee.
15. Ask him if he wants to ciuman Tenten. If he says he doesn't, tell everyone- Especially Tenten- That he hates her. If he
says he does, run and get Tenten, saying "Neji-chan wants to tell anda something, Tenten!" ...And if he doesn't tell her, anda
tell her. >D
16. Yell "8 TRIGRAMS, 128 PALMS!" and poke him repeatedly.
17. Pull his hair. Often. In fact, use it as a form of greeting.
18. Replace his clothes with green jumpsuits. Insist that it's "the latest thing".
19. Scream "NEJJIIII, I cinta YOOOOU!" and hug him to death.
20. Call him pretty boy.
21. Draw mustaches on every photograph in his house. And then tell everyone Neji did it.
22. Tie knots in his hair while he's sleeping. Watch him try desperately to untie them for a while, and then give him the helpful suggestion of simply cutting his hair. Insist he follows your advice.
23. Paint his nails in pelangi colors. Make sure to take pictures, too.
24. Follow him around all hari bernyanyi "I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie woooorld!" When he komentar on this, tell him it's his
new theme song.
25. Ask him how his relationship with Sakura is going. When Tenten can hear you.
26. Swoon and tell him how very pretty he is. Continue praising his beautiful, girly hair until he hurts you.
27. Sneak up behind him and scream "HI, NEJI!" Then run away very fast and hide. A few menit later, do it again.
28. Say his name over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
over and....
29. Make a lovely collage out of embarrassing pictures of him when he was little. Then give it to Gai. (Think about it, what
would happen if Gai had that? "Neji, how YOUTHFUL! I must tampil this wonderful creation to EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE!")
30. Ask if anda can braid his hair. If he says no, braid it anyway.
31. Set his alarm for exactly midnight, and then hide it waaay under his tempat tidur atau in the back of the closet (With nothing to muffle it, of course!) so he has to get up and cari for it to turn it off.
32. Find every bottle of conditioner, shampoo, hair gel, ect. that he owns and mix it all together. Then, dump it all over his room.
33. Tell him Tenten is pregnant. Wonder loudly to yourself if it was Neji...or Lee.
34. Ask him if his byakugan is real, atau if he just wears contacts.
35. Give him new wallpaper made of posters of Gai and Lee.
36. Make faces at him. When he says something about it, say, "Wait, WHAT? anda mean...You're not blind?"
37. Give him an extremely long daftar of all the reasons the Main Branch is better.
38. Ask him how his ballet lessons have been going.
39. Ask him how his father is, and then say "Oh, right, I forgot- anda DON'T HAVE ONE."
...Hug him if that makes him cry. D=
40. Tell him anda don't believe in fate. When he tries to start a debat over it, slap him in the face and run for your life