i have a set of 2 scary monsters in my garden im a little bit worried

should i feel proud,ones im seriously so scraed
ive got a pohon that looks like a bananatype thing and taht its fanned and its fan is yellow
and its like a palm pohon
another,the other one is a huge red bunga with a yellow tube stalk
not a triffid atau a titan arum
there both way to legendary
PLEASE HELP ME WITHIT
im scared to death