1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.
2. anda attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when anda have a lot to do.
3. anda try to talk to toads
4. anda and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. anda make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow api will come out of your mouth
6. anda burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. anda wish anda had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. anda try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. anda see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. anda try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. anda ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. anda ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act emo and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when anda get your master's degree.
15. anda try to use a api element jutsu when there's no light
16. anda go hunt for Sasuke
17. anda threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. anda run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that anda get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… anda say “Believe it!” atau “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. anda think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… anda have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… anda cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and anda say “Itadakimasu” before anda eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the naruto world.
29. anda have naruto games for video game systems anda don’t even have.
30. anda name your dog Akamaru atau Pakkun
31. anda tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. anda replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. anda feel like anda have the Sharingan after anda put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like anda turn off your Sharingan after anda take out the contacts.
35. anda paint the Nine-Tailed rubah, fox segel on your stomach and claim anda have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, anda think its Nine-Tailed Demon rubah, fox trying to get out.
37. anda wear a jaket in the middle of the summer.
38. anda roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. anda give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. anda jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. anda have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge anda all as equals.
43. anda do something stupid, anda claim anda were being controlled oleh the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. anda trade in your favorit hat for a forehead protector.
45. anda dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. anda get a tattoo of a cursed segel on your neck.
47. anda don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. anda leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re alat pendingin, pendingin and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of naruto makes anda scream, laugh, applaud, atau secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan just become rather excited.
50. anda say naruto quotes
51. anda daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, atau all of akatsuki member.
52. anda try to make pairings between characters.
53. anda try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. anda throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. anda carry puppets with you.
56. anda call your group of friends a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, atau philosophy class always reference naruto somehow.
59. anda wear a gigantic black jubah with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts anda know about cells are the ones anda learned from Tsunade
61. anda have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. anda imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. anda buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, atau face.
64. anda always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a naruto forum and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. anda spy on girls and call it research.
67. anda try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. anda carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. anda claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of jepang on your vacation because all anda knew how to do was insult people.
71. anda refuse a tanggal because your saving yourself for Sakura atau Sasuke.
72. anda have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. anda draw symbols on a scroll and try to segel a whole in a dinding with it.
74. anda stay up all night waiting for the release of the selanjutnya komik jepang chapter.
75. anda stay up all night waiting for the release of the selanjutnya episode.
76. anda call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. anda add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.
78. anda follow somebody halaman awal and when they ask anda why, anda tell them it’s part anda mission.
79. anda use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” atau “Did anda see my shadow clone pass oleh here earlier?”
80. anda dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. anda start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. anda try to sign a contract with blood.
84. anda hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. anda paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. anda keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. anda try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when anda can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. anda try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. anda drive around with naruto musik blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. anda take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. anda actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this daftar as well
94. anda take your time membaca all of this
95. anda try to kill your best friend because anda want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. anda yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. anda start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. atau komik jepang chapter to ur parents atau a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. anda break your hand oleh smashing it into a dinding screaming: RASENGAN!
2. anda attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when anda have a lot to do.
3. anda try to talk to toads
4. anda and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. anda make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow api will come out of your mouth
6. anda burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. anda wish anda had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. anda try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. anda see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. anda try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. anda ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. anda ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act emo and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when anda get your master's degree.
15. anda try to use a api element jutsu when there's no light
16. anda go hunt for Sasuke
17. anda threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. anda run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that anda get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… anda say “Believe it!” atau “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. anda think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… anda have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… anda cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and anda say “Itadakimasu” before anda eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the naruto world.
29. anda have naruto games for video game systems anda don’t even have.
30. anda name your dog Akamaru atau Pakkun
31. anda tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. anda replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. anda feel like anda have the Sharingan after anda put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like anda turn off your Sharingan after anda take out the contacts.
35. anda paint the Nine-Tailed rubah, fox segel on your stomach and claim anda have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, anda think its Nine-Tailed Demon rubah, fox trying to get out.
37. anda wear a jaket in the middle of the summer.
38. anda roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. anda give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. anda jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. anda have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge anda all as equals.
43. anda do something stupid, anda claim anda were being controlled oleh the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. anda trade in your favorit hat for a forehead protector.
45. anda dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. anda get a tattoo of a cursed segel on your neck.
47. anda don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. anda leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re alat pendingin, pendingin and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of naruto makes anda scream, laugh, applaud, atau secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan just become rather excited.
50. anda say naruto quotes
51. anda daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, atau all of akatsuki member.
52. anda try to make pairings between characters.
53. anda try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. anda throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. anda carry puppets with you.
56. anda call your group of friends a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, atau philosophy class always reference naruto somehow.
59. anda wear a gigantic black jubah with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts anda know about cells are the ones anda learned from Tsunade
61. anda have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. anda imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. anda buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, atau face.
64. anda always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a naruto forum and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. anda spy on girls and call it research.
67. anda try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. anda carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. anda claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of jepang on your vacation because all anda knew how to do was insult people.
71. anda refuse a tanggal because your saving yourself for Sakura atau Sasuke.
72. anda have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. anda draw symbols on a scroll and try to segel a whole in a dinding with it.
74. anda stay up all night waiting for the release of the selanjutnya komik jepang chapter.
75. anda stay up all night waiting for the release of the selanjutnya episode.
76. anda call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. anda add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.
78. anda follow somebody halaman awal and when they ask anda why, anda tell them it’s part anda mission.
79. anda use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” atau “Did anda see my shadow clone pass oleh here earlier?”
80. anda dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. anda start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. anda try to sign a contract with blood.
84. anda hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. anda paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. anda keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. anda try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when anda can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. anda try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. anda drive around with naruto musik blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. anda take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. anda actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this daftar as well
94. anda take your time membaca all of this
95. anda try to kill your best friend because anda want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. anda yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. anda start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. atau komik jepang chapter to ur parents atau a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. anda break your hand oleh smashing it into a dinding screaming: RASENGAN!
