Merlin ✖ Take me out of here

Age 10 my parents’ death
The familiar corridors were silent as I walked through them. Every hari I visited Arthur and most days we visited the river outside of Camelot. Arthur is the prince of Camelot. We both knew that one hari these visits would stop and we would grow apart. But until then we were best friends.
When I arrived outside Arthurs chambers one of his father’s knights were leaving. Both the knight and Arthur were ... well they were worried.
“Ah Lady Morgana. We have been wondering where anda are. There is some unfortunate news anda need to know,” the knight said.
“Let me tell...

50 Ways to Annoy Nimueh

Introduce her to other people as "Bionic woman".

Tell her that her role as a thief was quite two dimensional and the Doctor was only nice to her because she's pretty.

Say to her "Will Merlin and Arthur's secret relationship be discovered? Will Nimueh ever manage to beat Merlin? Dum-dum-du-du-du-dum..." then break into the Eastenders' theme tune.

Tell her that the cloth on her head look really doesn't suit her.

Remind her constantly that Merlin doesn't fancy her, he was just a sucker for a damsel in distress.

Ask her why she goes to complicated lengths of poisoning the water...