Biography

Not much is known about May before Pokemon, except that she seems to be related to Max. Her father is believed to be a gym leader, but he stinks, and people beat him without trying, because he only uses that sloth Pokemon.

Because of this 'important' position, May became accepted into the show.

May is the hottest girl in Pokemon , tied with Dawn beated Misty. She would be hottest, in front of Dawn, but for some bizarre reason, she grows the sides of her hair long and shaves the rest of her head (not to the point of baldness, but enough to be noticed).

Her Japanese name is Haruka.

May replaced Misty after, in season six. May used to sstink at pokemon, but thanks to intense training from the masters, May is a lot better than she was when she started off.
She is removed at the start of episode ten.
Other Stats (Not true facts Me and Nikki got bored, and so here is the rusult of our boredom.)

May has an IQ of about 141-ish. Hot and A GENIUS!
She hit puberty and her new voice sounds SEXY! RAWR! (Blame Nikki for this one)

May has wicked nice EYES!!!!

It is rumored that May and Mario are secretly going out. This, of course, is a rumor probably cooked up oleh those down at the National Enquirer.

May has recently read this page and has said:
"Nikki Whinny anda two are awesome! Nicely done, though those facts?"

Misty has also read the page and said:
"WHAT?MAY STILL HAS A PAGE? WHERES MY PAGE?" (She was kinda mad here)

Dawn also read this page as well, here is what she said:
"Huh?! What am I saying again? Oh yeah. . . I cinta anda MAY YOUR THE BEST!"


May's Secrets
The reason why May was replaced (Nikki though this up)

Most of anda may wonder why May has been replaced with Dawn (who is not hotter than May). The reason is that the GOP and the Christian right has been pressuring the creators of Pokemon TV tampil to get rid of May because of her liberal views. That's right, May is a super hardcore liberal. In fact, she supports gay marriage, opposes censorship, and supports Barack Obama for president (Who wouldn't support him he's a great president) She's also a pacifist as well, which caused the military on planning to draft her if the White House plans for a draft. She is also a vegetarian and listens to Rise Against (who are also liberal). She is also sympathetic to homosexuals.

The last part about May being replaced not true this is just what Nikki made up about her.