Tommy: Cole... anda stupid.
Pam: This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage.
Tommy: Sheneneh, anda say you're a Christian woman... yet anda sit here and anda lie to these people. Now anda better tell 'em the truth and tell them now!
Sheneneh: Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program!
Martin: Pam, do anda prefer to be called "Ms. atau Mr."?
Pam: Do anda prefer "Jack" atau "a**"?
Martin: Darn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV!
Valentino: I told you, anda could super-size it!
Sheneneh: I told you!... I'm a lady, and anda don't disrespect no lady! anda better watch your back!
Valentino: Sheneneh, I can't buy nothin' with $5!
Sheneneh: anda can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell outta' my face!
Cole: Rent-A-Spoons!
Cole: I'll see anda in Hell, Martin!
Martin: Yeah, you'll be the only one down there still living with your mother!
Martin: Pam, your hair is so nappy Wilson couldn't pick it!
Martin: Brother Man, whatcha doin' here, man?
Brother Man: Nothin'
[pause]
Brother Man: just chillin'.
Martin: Stanks a lot, Pam.
Tommy: My mama always told me, if she can't use your comb, don't bring her home!
Cole: Tommy, anda dated a white girl in college!
Tommy: Oh, no, she wasn't white! She was French!
Mama Payne: Every pindah anda make, every breath
[sniffs]
Mama Payne: anda take... I'll be watching you!
Mama Payne: Yo' applehead mencuri my boy!
Rev. Love: If I was still living that foul life, I'll get Franklins, but I'm not!
Laquita: (singing) Laquita Lumpkins an' her homegirl Sheneneh in da hizz-ouse! Hey!
Gina: Struck oleh lightning, stay away from me!
Martin: The Lord know I just be playin' around!
Martin: Cole! no anda are NOT cuttin' yo' crusty-ass toenails up in here!
Martin: Bro'man! it's 3 in the morning! What are anda doin' up in here?
Martin: I keep having these nightmares. anda ever have them?
Brother Man: Yeah. I had a dream one time. I was climbin' this api escape, and I couldn't make it to the top. So I climbed through the window of this fly pantat, keledai crib!. With a big see-thru 'fridgerater. It was full of sammiches! But... , but... I couldn't open the door Martin! So I just stood there and cried man. Oh yeah! Bro'man cried.
Martin: WAZZUP!
Jerome: [singing] Uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh! I say Jerome's in da house! I say Jerome's in da hou-oo-ah-oo - In da house!
Pam: Martin was the one who berkata Cole was a virgin until he was 23!
Cole: He berkata the rebusan, rebus was so bad, the homeless give it back!
Martin: I cinta the stew, baby! It looked like Alpo, but I loved it!
Mrs. Trinidad: Martin, don't fight this! Don't anda want me?
Gina: No, slut, I want you!
Gina: Where are they going to get married?
Shanise: At a church, Gina. Duh!
Martin: Cole, the selanjutnya time anda think about getting another place, I don't wanna hear about it. Don't even call me!
Tommy: Cole.
Cole: Yes?
Tommy: I want anda to testify for me.
[Cole and Shanise carry on as if they were in church]
Tommy: I'm talkin' 'bout testifyin' in court, Cole!
Martin: Cole, I got four words to say to anda - Un, em, ploy, ment!
Gina: If anda don't get yo' Smokey-the-Bear, corny-joke tellin' behind out there, *you* are goin' to need a cari party! That's the oath!
Martin: Pam, is that your breath smellin' like boiled bologna?
Pam: No, that's yo' feet eatin' through those shoes again.
Martin: anda ain't GOT no job, man!
Cole: That's because anda don't have an IQ of 31 like me.
Shanise: Don't anda mean 13?
Pam: I heard that, Ashford and Shrimpson!
[leaving a message]
Cole: Mom, I don't like it here. I wanna come halaman awal and my place is wack! See anda later. Oh, and oleh the way, this is your son, Cole.
[Gary Coleman guest stars as "Maddog"]
Maddog: Let me tell you, I'm gonna start making money the right way. I'm a florist now.
Martin: What'chu talkin' 'bout, Maddog?
Mama Payne: Oh don't play dumb with me Gina! anda know damn well what this is about! anda got too much head to be stupid! anda didn't even invite me to the wedding! I'm still pissed about that... Thin Thighs!
Martin: When you're with Pam, read the signs. When anda feed bears, they follow ya home!
Gina: There's nothing wrong with my head, Martin! There's nothing wrong with my head!
Martin: Cole, do me a favor. Remind me to give anda an ass-whoopin' tomorrow.
Cole: [pulls out pen & pad] What time is good for you?
Martin: Cole, do me a favor.
Cole: What's up?
Martin: Remind me to give anda an ass-whoopin' later.
Cole: [pulls out pen & pad] What time is good for you?
Martin: Ummm... how 'bout 6:43?
Cole: I'm busy at 6:43... but I'm free at 6:44 though.
Martin: Oh, alright. Then at 6:44, I'ma be waitin' on that ass-whoopin'.
[At haunted house, a howling sound is made from the background]
Martin: That's just Pam, letting us know she's alright.
[the gang thinks Tommy is rushing into marriage]
Gina: This is ridiculous! How's Tommy gonna marry someone he just met?
Shanise: At a church, Gina. Duuuh!
[Martin has insulted Pam during a roti panggang to her marriage]
Gina: Martin, stop it!
Pam: Nah, nah, it's ok Gina. I mean, Martin did climb all the way down from that wedding cake to make this toast.
Martin: Tommy, it's all good. If anda like her, then we like her. It don't matter what color she is. I don't care if she's black, white, green, atau whatever.
Cole: [laughing] Martin, c'mon now! anda know you'd be trippin' if Tommy was dating a green girl.
Martin: [about Cole's lousy new apartment] Cole, c'mon now! This place is so small, that anda gotta go outside to change your mind!
Cole: See anda later, Pam... my little cokelat ho-ho.
Pam: [offended] What did anda call me?
Tommy: He meant "ring ding"... like the cupcake.
Sheneneh: [shouting] Is that your wife, atau is your dog walking backwards?
[Two midgets want Tommy to step outside with them in regards to some beef]
Martin: [ready to rumble] Tommy, anda alright? Want me to come with you?
Tommy: Martin, c'mon now! I can handle this on my own. I mean, what they gonna do? Untie my shoes?
[laughs hysterically]
[leaving message on answering machine]
Cole: Mom, I wanna come back. I'm lonely and my place is wack. Oh, and if anda get this message, it's me, Cole.
Brother Man: I'm Bruh-Man.
[holds up four fingers]
Brother Man: From the fifth flo'
Martin: anda know I'm sensitive about my job, anda didn't have to go there!
Pam: anda know I'm sensative about my buck shots, anda didn't have to go there!
Martin: There's a difference, a good job is hard to come by, but they got Dark & Lovely on damn near every corner anda pass!
Sheneneh: Kid, can anda ciuman me like anda did that light-skinned girl in House Party?
Pam: This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage.
Tommy: Sheneneh, anda say you're a Christian woman... yet anda sit here and anda lie to these people. Now anda better tell 'em the truth and tell them now!
Sheneneh: Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program!
Martin: Pam, do anda prefer to be called "Ms. atau Mr."?
Pam: Do anda prefer "Jack" atau "a**"?
Martin: Darn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV!
Valentino: I told you, anda could super-size it!
Sheneneh: I told you!... I'm a lady, and anda don't disrespect no lady! anda better watch your back!
Valentino: Sheneneh, I can't buy nothin' with $5!
Sheneneh: anda can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell outta' my face!
Cole: Rent-A-Spoons!
Cole: I'll see anda in Hell, Martin!
Martin: Yeah, you'll be the only one down there still living with your mother!
Martin: Pam, your hair is so nappy Wilson couldn't pick it!
Martin: Brother Man, whatcha doin' here, man?
Brother Man: Nothin'
[pause]
Brother Man: just chillin'.
Martin: Stanks a lot, Pam.
Tommy: My mama always told me, if she can't use your comb, don't bring her home!
Cole: Tommy, anda dated a white girl in college!
Tommy: Oh, no, she wasn't white! She was French!
Mama Payne: Every pindah anda make, every breath
[sniffs]
Mama Payne: anda take... I'll be watching you!
Mama Payne: Yo' applehead mencuri my boy!
Rev. Love: If I was still living that foul life, I'll get Franklins, but I'm not!
Laquita: (singing) Laquita Lumpkins an' her homegirl Sheneneh in da hizz-ouse! Hey!
Gina: Struck oleh lightning, stay away from me!
Martin: The Lord know I just be playin' around!
Martin: Cole! no anda are NOT cuttin' yo' crusty-ass toenails up in here!
Martin: Bro'man! it's 3 in the morning! What are anda doin' up in here?
Martin: I keep having these nightmares. anda ever have them?
Brother Man: Yeah. I had a dream one time. I was climbin' this api escape, and I couldn't make it to the top. So I climbed through the window of this fly pantat, keledai crib!. With a big see-thru 'fridgerater. It was full of sammiches! But... , but... I couldn't open the door Martin! So I just stood there and cried man. Oh yeah! Bro'man cried.
Martin: WAZZUP!
Jerome: [singing] Uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh! I say Jerome's in da house! I say Jerome's in da hou-oo-ah-oo - In da house!
Pam: Martin was the one who berkata Cole was a virgin until he was 23!
Cole: He berkata the rebusan, rebus was so bad, the homeless give it back!
Martin: I cinta the stew, baby! It looked like Alpo, but I loved it!
Mrs. Trinidad: Martin, don't fight this! Don't anda want me?
Gina: No, slut, I want you!
Gina: Where are they going to get married?
Shanise: At a church, Gina. Duh!
Martin: Cole, the selanjutnya time anda think about getting another place, I don't wanna hear about it. Don't even call me!
Tommy: Cole.
Cole: Yes?
Tommy: I want anda to testify for me.
[Cole and Shanise carry on as if they were in church]
Tommy: I'm talkin' 'bout testifyin' in court, Cole!
Martin: Cole, I got four words to say to anda - Un, em, ploy, ment!
Gina: If anda don't get yo' Smokey-the-Bear, corny-joke tellin' behind out there, *you* are goin' to need a cari party! That's the oath!
Martin: Pam, is that your breath smellin' like boiled bologna?
Pam: No, that's yo' feet eatin' through those shoes again.
Martin: anda ain't GOT no job, man!
Cole: That's because anda don't have an IQ of 31 like me.
Shanise: Don't anda mean 13?
Pam: I heard that, Ashford and Shrimpson!
[leaving a message]
Cole: Mom, I don't like it here. I wanna come halaman awal and my place is wack! See anda later. Oh, and oleh the way, this is your son, Cole.
[Gary Coleman guest stars as "Maddog"]
Maddog: Let me tell you, I'm gonna start making money the right way. I'm a florist now.
Martin: What'chu talkin' 'bout, Maddog?
Mama Payne: Oh don't play dumb with me Gina! anda know damn well what this is about! anda got too much head to be stupid! anda didn't even invite me to the wedding! I'm still pissed about that... Thin Thighs!
Martin: When you're with Pam, read the signs. When anda feed bears, they follow ya home!
Gina: There's nothing wrong with my head, Martin! There's nothing wrong with my head!
Martin: Cole, do me a favor. Remind me to give anda an ass-whoopin' tomorrow.
Cole: [pulls out pen & pad] What time is good for you?
Martin: Cole, do me a favor.
Cole: What's up?
Martin: Remind me to give anda an ass-whoopin' later.
Cole: [pulls out pen & pad] What time is good for you?
Martin: Ummm... how 'bout 6:43?
Cole: I'm busy at 6:43... but I'm free at 6:44 though.
Martin: Oh, alright. Then at 6:44, I'ma be waitin' on that ass-whoopin'.
[At haunted house, a howling sound is made from the background]
Martin: That's just Pam, letting us know she's alright.
[the gang thinks Tommy is rushing into marriage]
Gina: This is ridiculous! How's Tommy gonna marry someone he just met?
Shanise: At a church, Gina. Duuuh!
[Martin has insulted Pam during a roti panggang to her marriage]
Gina: Martin, stop it!
Pam: Nah, nah, it's ok Gina. I mean, Martin did climb all the way down from that wedding cake to make this toast.
Martin: Tommy, it's all good. If anda like her, then we like her. It don't matter what color she is. I don't care if she's black, white, green, atau whatever.
Cole: [laughing] Martin, c'mon now! anda know you'd be trippin' if Tommy was dating a green girl.
Martin: [about Cole's lousy new apartment] Cole, c'mon now! This place is so small, that anda gotta go outside to change your mind!
Cole: See anda later, Pam... my little cokelat ho-ho.
Pam: [offended] What did anda call me?
Tommy: He meant "ring ding"... like the cupcake.
Sheneneh: [shouting] Is that your wife, atau is your dog walking backwards?
[Two midgets want Tommy to step outside with them in regards to some beef]
Martin: [ready to rumble] Tommy, anda alright? Want me to come with you?
Tommy: Martin, c'mon now! I can handle this on my own. I mean, what they gonna do? Untie my shoes?
[laughs hysterically]
[leaving message on answering machine]
Cole: Mom, I wanna come back. I'm lonely and my place is wack. Oh, and if anda get this message, it's me, Cole.
Brother Man: I'm Bruh-Man.
[holds up four fingers]
Brother Man: From the fifth flo'
Martin: anda know I'm sensitive about my job, anda didn't have to go there!
Pam: anda know I'm sensative about my buck shots, anda didn't have to go there!
Martin: There's a difference, a good job is hard to come by, but they got Dark & Lovely on damn near every corner anda pass!
Sheneneh: Kid, can anda ciuman me like anda did that light-skinned girl in House Party?
