From an email I got.
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC detik LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying anda screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything anda are not.
cinta may be beautiful, cinta may be bliss,
But I only slept with anda 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could cinta no other --
That is until I met your brother.
mawar are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the mawar are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I cinta your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, anda take my breath away.
What have anda stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for anda no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC detik LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying anda screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything anda are not.
cinta may be beautiful, cinta may be bliss,
But I only slept with anda 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could cinta no other --
That is until I met your brother.
mawar are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the mawar are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I cinta your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, anda take my breath away.
What have anda stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for anda no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I’ve waited so long
For everyone to realize
That my jantung ain’t a toy anda can play with
My jantung ain’t the best toy to break
I’ve wanted so long for anda to turn the light on
To realize that all anda need is me
To see my through the darkest of nights
To be with me forever
Is all anda really need
Such long nights alone
In the darkness I lay
Thinking about anda
And I hope your thinking bout me too
Such great silence
Such great mystery
I’m all anda need
All anda want
All anda need is me
For everyone to realize
That my jantung ain’t a toy anda can play with
My jantung ain’t the best toy to break
I’ve wanted so long for anda to turn the light on
To realize that all anda need is me
To see my through the darkest of nights
To be with me forever
Is all anda really need
Such long nights alone
In the darkness I lay
Thinking about anda
And I hope your thinking bout me too
Such great silence
Such great mystery
I’m all anda need
All anda want
All anda need is me