LITTLE MIX'S PERRIE EDWARDS KEEPS GETTING LINKED TO THIS 'MYSTERY MAN' 

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​Don\'t get us wrong, we love a bit of celeb goss as much as the next person; but when it\'s ill-informed and just generally poorly researched it kinda pisses us off. Take Perrie Edwards\' new \'mystery man\' she\'s supposedly been \'flirting\' with, for instance. Is he a \'mystery\'? Er, naht so much. He\'s called Claudimar Neto just so happens to have been Little Mix\'s dancer for bloody years, mate.

Basically Perrie went out in London with Jade Thirlwall and some of the squad following the girls\' performance of \'Secret Love Song\' at Jason Derulo\'s London show; and since she\'s been SPOTTED SOCIALISING WITH SOMEBODY WITH A PENIS they *must* be dating, right?

Right.... Where do I even start? @claudimar1 I am so happy to have you in my life! I don\'t know how I\'d survive without you always having my back! You inspire me so much to do better and be better! You\'re so strong, ambitious, passionate, talented and caring! You talented hunk you! 🙈 Hope you had the best birthday ever! I love you my claudimuff! 😍😘

A photo posted by Perrie Edwards ✌️🌻 (@perrieeele) on

Anyone who\'s followed Little Mix over the years will know that Claudimar\'s been dancing for \'em for yonks and they\'re basically BFFs. In fact, Pezza even Instagrammed a pic of the pair of \'em the other day with the caption: "This kid makes me so happy! #Nutter #FwendsForever" [sic].

\'Fwends\' aka even if he *did* wanna be more the lad just got friend zoned. But we\'re sure he\'s cool with that.

So yeah, just had to get that off our chest really. Soz.

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