Just a note before I begin, this is not mine. I found it in a magazine called Wacky But True.
Do anda think a lion can laugh? No? Surely that mouth opens so wide to tampil its teeth in a big grin? atau lets rip with a real belly laugh at something really funny?
atau puts its ears back - have anda noticed?
Try these jokes on a lion selanjutnya time anda go to a zoo. What? anda don't know where the zoo is? Ask grandma and grandpa to take anda there selanjutnya school holidays.
Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know?
A: lebih than the lion!
A smile there?
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!
Oh, my! That's a ripper. A nod of the head?
Why does a lion have a tail tuft on his tail?
A: Where ELSE would he have a tail tuft?
A swish of the tail?
Q:Why did the lion lose at poker?
A: Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Hehehe. Cheater, did he get that? Mmmmm.
Q: Where does a lion sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
Not even a wink?
A lion woke up one morning with the urge to be king of his fellow beasts. He strode over to a monkey, and roared "Who is the mightiest of animals?"
"You are, master," berkata the monkey, cowering. The lion saw a warthog.
"Who is the mightiest of animals?" roared the lion.
"You are sir," berkata the warthog. selanjutnya the lion met an elephant.
"Who's the mightiest of animals?" roared the lion. The gajah grabbed the lion with his trunk, swung him in the air, slammed him ten times against a pohon trunk, threw him into a dense patch of thorns, and strolled away.
"Okay," shouted the lion. "There's no need to turn nasty just because anda don't know the answer!"
Now that is really funny! Did he laugh out loud?
Perhaps that lion doesn't have a funny bone after all.
Better not tickle him and see, anda most likely can't outrun him.
Do anda think a lion can laugh? No? Surely that mouth opens so wide to tampil its teeth in a big grin? atau lets rip with a real belly laugh at something really funny?
atau puts its ears back - have anda noticed?
Try these jokes on a lion selanjutnya time anda go to a zoo. What? anda don't know where the zoo is? Ask grandma and grandpa to take anda there selanjutnya school holidays.
Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know?
A: lebih than the lion!
A smile there?
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!
Oh, my! That's a ripper. A nod of the head?
Why does a lion have a tail tuft on his tail?
A: Where ELSE would he have a tail tuft?
A swish of the tail?
Q:Why did the lion lose at poker?
A: Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Hehehe. Cheater, did he get that? Mmmmm.
Q: Where does a lion sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
Not even a wink?
A lion woke up one morning with the urge to be king of his fellow beasts. He strode over to a monkey, and roared "Who is the mightiest of animals?"
"You are, master," berkata the monkey, cowering. The lion saw a warthog.
"Who is the mightiest of animals?" roared the lion.
"You are sir," berkata the warthog. selanjutnya the lion met an elephant.
"Who's the mightiest of animals?" roared the lion. The gajah grabbed the lion with his trunk, swung him in the air, slammed him ten times against a pohon trunk, threw him into a dense patch of thorns, and strolled away.
"Okay," shouted the lion. "There's no need to turn nasty just because anda don't know the answer!"
Now that is really funny! Did he laugh out loud?
Perhaps that lion doesn't have a funny bone after all.
Better not tickle him and see, anda most likely can't outrun him.
