Chorus
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Taking a look, But anda never buy.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
anda won't pick it up if it's over a fiver.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Get On the bus 'coz anda still can't drive.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Mad as Fuck, Only just alive.

anda get up in the morning and anda like your teh milky
anda fumble for your glasses 'coz without 'em anda can't see
It's funny when I come around your house when I'm twenty
And I still have to wear all the presents anda sent me.
I walk into your kitchen, everythings got a label
You've done your natal shopping and we're only in April
And anda won't leave your house, unless your wearing your thermals
You're covered all in cat bulu and you're stinking like strepsils.

You're headed down the bowls club,
Have another jeruk, orange squash.
The Balls are Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
anda can't walk right,
'Coz things aren't what they were.
Your ankles are Swolen, swolen, swolen.

Chorus
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Taking a look, But anda never buy.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
anda won't pick it up if it's over a fiver.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Get On the bus 'coz anda still can't drive.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Mad as Fuck, Only just alive.

You're walking down the post office, to pick up your pension,
And then you're off to Bingo, it's become an obsession,
So weary of the kids when their wearing their hoods up,
And even if they smile at you, anda think it's a stick up.
anda only buy the paper, just to cut out the coupons,
You're saving 50p, but what do anda want with tampons.
You're always at the doctors, picking up your prescription,
And they throw in some KY, just to ease up the friction.

You've got a leak in,
Your Calostemy bag,
Yeah it's got a hole in, hole in, hole in.
On the weekend,
You're shopping with your trolley, it's sad
How you're rollin', rollin', rollin'.

Chorus
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Taking a look, But anda never buy.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
anda won't pick it up if it's over a fiver.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Get On the bus 'coz anda still can't drive.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Mad as Fuck, Only just alive