What Gay Guys Think About Vaginas.

Dear Everyone I love,
Since the hari I was born, since the hari I strarted school, anda have been dear to me. Whether anda are my loving parents, atau my loving but still slightly annoying little sister. Whether anda where the first one to say "Hello" to me when I started first grade, atau the one to give me that extra decorated "Be my valentine" card that turned into my first crush in the 5th grade. To my 7th grade musik teacher, an old family friend...and first Lesbian crush. One who had understood me and still loves me like Bfftwdcwasa (Best friends forever till we die cause we are so awesome) To...

"Good afternoon. Can anda all hear me?

I wrote this speech, this address, myself, I've spent 48 hours trying to find the perfect thing to say. My address to anda today is called "The Prime Rib of America."

'I do, solemnly swear, atau affirm, that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign and domestic, and I will beruang true faith and allegiance to do the same, and I will obey the orders of the president of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the uniform code of military justice, so help me...