this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!
Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the
evening. He won't dare push anda off and will even call anda "nice kitty."
If anda can arrange to have cat food on your breath, so much the better.
For sitting on laps atau rubbing against celana panjang, perapi celana legs, select warna which
contrast with your own.
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do
anything. Just sit and stare.
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand on hind
legs and hammer with forepaws. Once the door is opened for you, it is not
necessary to use it. anda can change your mind. When anda have ordered an
outside door opened, stand half in and half out and think about several
things. This is particularly important during very cold weather atau
nyamuk season.
If one person is busy and the other is idle, sit with the busy one. For
book readers, get in close under the chin, unless anda can lie across the
book itself.
For ladies knitting, curl quietly into lap and pretend to doze. Then
reach out and slap knitting needles sharply. This is what she calls a
dropped stitch. She will try to distract you. Ignore it.
For people doing homework, sit on the paper being worked on. After being
removed for the detik time, push anything movable off the meja --
pens,pencils, stamps -- one at a time.
Get enough sleep during the daytime so that anda are fresh for playing at
night between 2 & 4 a.m.
