Kurt: anda and your friends threw pee balloons at me.
Finn: I know.
Kurt: anda nailed my lawn furniture to my roof. ”
—Kurt and Finn, -Pilot
“ Did I miss the election for queen? Because I didn't vote for you.
—Kurt to Rachel, Pilot
“ Mercedes: This song is terrible.
Mr. Schuester: Okay, no, no. It's not the song, anda guys just need to get into it.
Kurt: No, it's the song. It's really gay.
—Kurt, Mr. Schuester, and Mercedes, Showmance
“ Rachel: ...because we're gonna give them (students) what they want.
Kurt: Blood? ”
“ They're gonna throw buah-buahan at us....