If anda happen to be a snotty pubescent walking alone one day, anda might consider taking a different route if anda are suddenly approached oleh a female figure in a trench-coat. Now, before anda assume that this will be a harmless display of kibbles and bits, rest assured: anda will be shown something. Unfortunately, it will not be the coveted boobies.
The Kuchisake-Onna will appear as a tall woman in a jas hujan with long, black hair. Her most telling feature is the surgical mask covering the bottom half of her face.
She will approach anda and ask anda a question: "Am I beautiful?"
If anda reply, "No!" Your troubles are over. Mainly because she will produce a comically oversized pair of scissors and remove your head. Ah! You're thinking, So I'll answer "yes!" In which case she will remove her mask to reveal her grotesquely mutilated face, her smile sliced from ear to ear. "Am I still beautiful?" She will ask again.
If anda have some kind of twisted Joker fetish and reply, "yes", she will take the aforementioned scissors, chase anda down, and slice anda in half. If anda reply "no", she'll do it anyway. Some people just can't be satisfied.
If anda don't fancy a haircut with too much off the top, your best bet is a neutral reply, such as "You're so-so", atau "average". This will confuse the membagi, split Mouth Woman, giving anda just enough time to run like all the hounds of hell are at your heels (or in this case, a crazy menggerutu, jalang with a giant pair of scissors)
Read more: 8 Scary Japanese Urban Legends | Cracked.com link
