gir opened the door. The mail flew at his face. A spark flies from Gir's doggy suite and it hits a car. Gir: Oops! Sorry! gir runs inside and he starts walking slower. Zim comes out with a huge magnet. Zim: Gir! I demand anda to...
Before he can finish gir sais: Help! In a low deep voice! Zim drops the magnet and gir gets pulled over to it. gir crawls across the ground. Gir: Help! Gir's arm falls off as gir sais: Tacos! Come to the rescue. A taco jumps off the meja and gir eats it whil weeping. Zim comes out and picks up the magnet. It pulls gir along. Zim: Gir! Get...
Gir: Save me! gir starts to combust a little. Zim: Gir? Are anda all right? Gir: No! Zim pulls out another magnet and gir comes off. He flashes black and green as spatks come from his head. Zim: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiir! No! Why you! gir then explodes. Zim starts to cry. anda do cinta me! gir says. Zim: Gir? He sais as the tears go away. gir jumps from the kitchen. Zim: Gir! Don't ever trick me like that again!

It was 12:15. Just past midight. I was watching my favorit TV tampil 'Invader Zim'.
I really cinta that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitment.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....

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When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed.
I was standing in a hallway in frount of a large door. There was no where else I could go so I opened the door.
It gave a terrifying screech...