anda know anda watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. anda have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. anda don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... anda vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And anda know exactly what happened to them.
4. anda pass out meat on Valentine's hari instead of candy.
5. anda talk in third person.
6. anda block up your chimney on natal because anda fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifying image anda can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. anda check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When anda get a zit, anda name it Pustulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers.
10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna.
11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...
12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.
13, wafel are the best foods in the world. Period.
14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.
15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun atau not.
16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled oleh aliens.
17. anda wear a trench mantel everywhere.
18. anda don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.
19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.
20. When someone calls anda stupid, anda respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!
1. anda have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. anda don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... anda vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And anda know exactly what happened to them.
4. anda pass out meat on Valentine's hari instead of candy.
5. anda talk in third person.
6. anda block up your chimney on natal because anda fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifying image anda can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. anda check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When anda get a zit, anda name it Pustulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers.
10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna.
11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...
12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.
13, wafel are the best foods in the world. Period.
14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.
15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun atau not.
16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled oleh aliens.
17. anda wear a trench mantel everywhere.
18. anda don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.
19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.
20. When someone calls anda stupid, anda respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!
gir opened the door. The mail flew at his face. A spark flies from Gir's doggy suite and it hits a car. Gir: Oops! Sorry! gir runs inside and he starts walking slower. Zim comes out with a huge magnet. Zim: Gir! I demand anda to...
Before he can finish gir sais: Help! In a low deep voice! Zim drops the magnet and gir gets pulled over to it. gir crawls across the ground. Gir: Help! Gir's arm falls off as gir sais: Tacos! Come to the rescue. A taco jumps off the meja and gir eats it whil weeping. Zim comes out and picks up the magnet. It pulls gir along. Zim: Gir! Get...
Gir: Save me! gir starts to combust a little. Zim: Gir? Are anda all right? Gir: No! Zim pulls out another magnet and gir comes off. He flashes black and green as spatks come from his head. Zim: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiir! No! Why you! gir then explodes. Zim starts to cry. anda do cinta me! gir says. Zim: Gir? He sais as the tears go away. gir jumps from the kitchen. Zim: Gir! Don't ever trick me like that again!
Before he can finish gir sais: Help! In a low deep voice! Zim drops the magnet and gir gets pulled over to it. gir crawls across the ground. Gir: Help! Gir's arm falls off as gir sais: Tacos! Come to the rescue. A taco jumps off the meja and gir eats it whil weeping. Zim comes out and picks up the magnet. It pulls gir along. Zim: Gir! Get...
Gir: Save me! gir starts to combust a little. Zim: Gir? Are anda all right? Gir: No! Zim pulls out another magnet and gir comes off. He flashes black and green as spatks come from his head. Zim: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiir! No! Why you! gir then explodes. Zim starts to cry. anda do cinta me! gir says. Zim: Gir? He sais as the tears go away. gir jumps from the kitchen. Zim: Gir! Don't ever trick me like that again!
It was 12:15. Just past midight. I was watching my favorit TV tampil 'Invader Zim'.
I really cinta that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitment.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....
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When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed.
I was standing in a hallway in frount of a large door. There was no where else I could go so I opened the door.
It gave a terrifying screech...
I really cinta that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitment.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....
**********
When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed.
I was standing in a hallway in frount of a large door. There was no where else I could go so I opened the door.
It gave a terrifying screech...
