It was a sunny hari when Endou was teaching the Raimon sepakbola club...
Endou: "Go team! Run faster!"
Kidou: "you start to sound like a real coach Endou..."
Endou:"Then we can eat as much as we can!"
Raimon: "HURAH!"
Kidou: "... I take that back... =.="
Haruna: "same old Endou... Ng?"
Haruna's phone ringing
Haruna: *checks the phone* Oh! Umm... guys... I have to go... pick up this call..."
Kidou and Endou: ???
Haruna runs towards the back of the school
Haruna: "hello? Yes... Yes... Okay... Mh-m... Don't worry... I got it covered... Yes... I'm sure! Don't worry okay? Okay... see ya..."
Endou: "Haruna!?"
Haruna: "KYAAAGH!!! E-endou! What is it?"
Endou: "I was checking on yo because anda left the kennel on the stove, and the stove was on, and now the whole school's on fire, and they really need my help but I don't wanna help because I'm too busy searching for you, but now I've found anda and probably I should be heading bak and help, but I didn't! Instead I'm telling anda everything fastly, unrepeatedly, and long..."
Haruna: :...wh...at?
Endou: The school's on fire~
*turn around to see the school*
School's on fire...
Haruna: OAO *shocked face like this--> link
Haruna: "What... have... I DONE!!!!!"
Endou: "Eh? what's the big deal? It's just on fire~ Means, no lebih studying!"
Haruna: "You don't understand!!!! how could someone as stupid as you, who never studies and annoys us all, and drools at your own book, also go to the detention 11111 times could understand!? Btw.... why did anda want to go to detention as much as 11111 times?
Endou: "... because I like number one~"
Haruna: "O_O *facepalm*
Endou: "Oh look! Thanks for buying us some time Haruna! The school is gone!
Haruna: " *SHOCKED* *squeels* *fainted*
Endou: "... Haruna?"
Later on...
Mr. Raimon: *annoyed face staring at Endou, Haruna, and Kidou*
The three: *looked at Mr. Raimon nervously, except for Endou who stares Blankly*
Mr. Raimon: "... What do anda have to say for this mess?"
Endou: " WOOHOOO!!!! SCHOOL'S OUT!"
Mr. Raimon: *death stare at Endou*
Endou: "Ng? What is it Mr. R!?"
Mr. Raimon: "*anger reached the limit, vein almost popped out* anda three are FIRED!!!! F-I-R-E-D!!! FIRED!!!
Endou: "F-I-R-E what?"
Mr. Raimon: *kick the three of them out* GET OUT!!!!!!
Kidou: " Great... thanks a lot Endou..."
Endou: "your welcome!"
Kidou: *facepalm*
The selanjutnya morning...
Kirino: WHAT!? Coach is fired!?
Tenma: Apparently... yes... too bad...
Shindou: But... If he's not around... who will teach us...? *starts to cry again*
Kirino: UWAAA!!!! Shin-Shin-Shindou!!! Look!!! I got a mustache!!!!(joke got from Tumblr)
Shindou: *smiles again*
Tenma: Oh well~ Since coach is kicked out, then we should also get ourself kicked out! Who's with me?
No one raised their hands
Tenma: No one? Oh.. well... Okay... any ideas how to get him back?
Kirino: hmm.... How about if we convince the principle!
Tsurugi: How smart guy?
Kirino: ==''' Well... I dunno...
All: Awwww.......
Kirino: But I might know who knows!
All: *starts to smile*
....
Kirino: Please sir... how can we get our coach back?
Shindou: Umm.... Kirino...?
Kirino: I'm asking you! Please answer me!
Tsurugi: Kirino...
Kirino: What!? I'm asking here!
Tenma: Even if I am the stupidest, but... there's no way a penyu, kura-kura would answer anda Kirino...
Kirino: but... the kartun says penyu, kura-kura is the most intelligent creature!
Shindou: ANIMAL not CREATURE!!!
Kirino: Oh.... I see.... =='''
???: anda guys seems troubled~
All: *turn to see who's talking*
Kirino: K-K-K-K-K-KKKKKKKKKK
Shindou: Kazemaru Ichirouta!
Kazemaru: 'sup?
Kirino: OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!! *faints*
Kazemaru:... is he gonna be...
Shindou: Yeah... he's gonna be fine~ ^^'
Tsurugi: Btw... can anda help us get our coach back?
Kazemaru: ... Endo? Sure! He did something wrong?
Shindou: He neglect the school which was on api with a reason of buku are torture...
Kazemaru: O_O o...kay...? Typical Endou... Anyways... I'll help whenever I can~
Endou: YO TEAM!!! HIYA!!! Oh! Kazemaru!
Kazemaru: Hey! Endou~ We were just talking about your stupidness!
Endou: Awww... thanks!
Kazemaru: That's not what I... ukh... never mind...
Endou: oleh the way... I'm not coming back to school!!!
All: WHAT!? WHY!?
Endou: The principle is boring, and school sucks~
All: ==''' THAT'S your reason!?
Endou: Yup!
Kazemaru: What about money for your living?
Endou: Who cares? I'll tell Natsumi to handle it!
Kazemaru: O_O No wonder Natsumi told me she wanted a divorce... Anyways, I will get anda to school even if I have to pull anda all the way!
Endou: Ha! anda won't! I've gone up10 pounds!
Kazemaru: ... Did anda know I go to fitness everyday?
Endou: Ha! That won't be enough!
Kazemaru: ... Alright... anda leave me no choice but to use THIS!
Endou: What's that puny human?
Shindou: GUYS!!!! THIS ISN'T A bintang WARS MOVIE!!!!
Endou: What does this have to do with bintang Wars?
Shindou:... The... Puny... Human... thing?
All: ....
Kirino: Awkward....
Kazemaru: Anyways... anda have to go to school!!!!
Endou: NEVERRRRR!!!!
Endou accidently saw Kazemau's hand... And said...
Endou: OMIGOSH!!! Kazemaru!!! You're not married yet!?
Kazemaru: Eh... Of... course I have~ I just... left my ring... back at home....
Kirino: No you're not married.... the ring is still on the ring box, and anda haven't propose anyone yet~
Kazemaru:... O_O Are anda a stalker kid?
Kirino: I'm YOUR stalker... :3
Kazemaru: O_O o...kay....?
Endou: So you're NOT married eh? Someone like anda shouldn't possibly tell ME what to do~ HAHAHAHAHA!!! Until youget married, I won't listen to a thing anda said!
Kazemaru: And why is that?
Endou: Because anda don't know the pain of having to be responsible...
Kazemaru: Are anda responsible?
Endou: No.. but I'm in the middle of it...
Kazemaru:... And you're saying I should be lebih responsible than you? Dude!!! From the first time we met I am already lebih responsible than you!!!
endou: That is just an excuse so anda can tell a responsible man like me what to do...
Kazemaru: But anda just berkata that anda are not responsible!?
Endou: That is also an excuse...
Kazemaru: Ukh! *facepalm*
Endou: look, just get a mate, and we'll continue this discussion of a responsible-grown-up-man-who-already-got-married~ okay?
Kazemaru: Fine... I'll get a mate... happy?
Endou: Good~ Meet me tomorrow at my house and introduce your mate to me~
Kazemaru: WAIT! There's a deadline!?
Endou: Duh! Wouldn't wanna get it too easy would you? AHAHAHAHAHA....
Kazemaru: ... Endou's turning evil again...=='''
Kirino: So... what now?
Shindo: Well... What else? We gotta find a mate for Kazemaru-san!
Raimon:ALRIGHT!!!! BEGIN THE cari FOR A BRIDE!!!
Kazemaru:... Ukh... why am I always stuck in an Endou mess? *facepalm*
END OF CHAPTER ONE
PS: Sorry... too long? I just made it to be as long as a real anime episode... ^^' I hope anda guys aren't bored to read this... Oh yeah, the story's not done yet... There's a chapter 1 epilogue down here~^^ Oh, right... this stoy will be filled with my other OCs,and if anda want me to put your OCs as well, type in the comments~
Epilogue:
Boss: Done?
Soldier: Yes sir...
Boss: Don't fail me this time... I've called anda for an important reason Dark Knight
Dark Knight:...
Boss: Go! cari for her! My experiment!
Girl:... Is this gonna work?
Boss: It has to...
Girl:...
Endou: "Go team! Run faster!"
Kidou: "you start to sound like a real coach Endou..."
Endou:"Then we can eat as much as we can!"
Raimon: "HURAH!"
Kidou: "... I take that back... =.="
Haruna: "same old Endou... Ng?"
Haruna's phone ringing
Haruna: *checks the phone* Oh! Umm... guys... I have to go... pick up this call..."
Kidou and Endou: ???
Haruna runs towards the back of the school
Haruna: "hello? Yes... Yes... Okay... Mh-m... Don't worry... I got it covered... Yes... I'm sure! Don't worry okay? Okay... see ya..."
Endou: "Haruna!?"
Haruna: "KYAAAGH!!! E-endou! What is it?"
Endou: "I was checking on yo because anda left the kennel on the stove, and the stove was on, and now the whole school's on fire, and they really need my help but I don't wanna help because I'm too busy searching for you, but now I've found anda and probably I should be heading bak and help, but I didn't! Instead I'm telling anda everything fastly, unrepeatedly, and long..."
Haruna: :...wh...at?
Endou: The school's on fire~
*turn around to see the school*
School's on fire...
Haruna: OAO *shocked face like this--> link
Haruna: "What... have... I DONE!!!!!"
Endou: "Eh? what's the big deal? It's just on fire~ Means, no lebih studying!"
Haruna: "You don't understand!!!! how could someone as stupid as you, who never studies and annoys us all, and drools at your own book, also go to the detention 11111 times could understand!? Btw.... why did anda want to go to detention as much as 11111 times?
Endou: "... because I like number one~"
Haruna: "O_O *facepalm*
Endou: "Oh look! Thanks for buying us some time Haruna! The school is gone!
Haruna: " *SHOCKED* *squeels* *fainted*
Endou: "... Haruna?"
Later on...
Mr. Raimon: *annoyed face staring at Endou, Haruna, and Kidou*
The three: *looked at Mr. Raimon nervously, except for Endou who stares Blankly*
Mr. Raimon: "... What do anda have to say for this mess?"
Endou: " WOOHOOO!!!! SCHOOL'S OUT!"
Mr. Raimon: *death stare at Endou*
Endou: "Ng? What is it Mr. R!?"
Mr. Raimon: "*anger reached the limit, vein almost popped out* anda three are FIRED!!!! F-I-R-E-D!!! FIRED!!!
Endou: "F-I-R-E what?"
Mr. Raimon: *kick the three of them out* GET OUT!!!!!!
Kidou: " Great... thanks a lot Endou..."
Endou: "your welcome!"
Kidou: *facepalm*
The selanjutnya morning...
Kirino: WHAT!? Coach is fired!?
Tenma: Apparently... yes... too bad...
Shindou: But... If he's not around... who will teach us...? *starts to cry again*
Kirino: UWAAA!!!! Shin-Shin-Shindou!!! Look!!! I got a mustache!!!!(joke got from Tumblr)
Shindou: *smiles again*
Tenma: Oh well~ Since coach is kicked out, then we should also get ourself kicked out! Who's with me?
No one raised their hands
Tenma: No one? Oh.. well... Okay... any ideas how to get him back?
Kirino: hmm.... How about if we convince the principle!
Tsurugi: How smart guy?
Kirino: ==''' Well... I dunno...
All: Awwww.......
Kirino: But I might know who knows!
All: *starts to smile*
....
Kirino: Please sir... how can we get our coach back?
Shindou: Umm.... Kirino...?
Kirino: I'm asking you! Please answer me!
Tsurugi: Kirino...
Kirino: What!? I'm asking here!
Tenma: Even if I am the stupidest, but... there's no way a penyu, kura-kura would answer anda Kirino...
Kirino: but... the kartun says penyu, kura-kura is the most intelligent creature!
Shindou: ANIMAL not CREATURE!!!
Kirino: Oh.... I see.... =='''
???: anda guys seems troubled~
All: *turn to see who's talking*
Kirino: K-K-K-K-K-KKKKKKKKKK
Shindou: Kazemaru Ichirouta!
Kazemaru: 'sup?
Kirino: OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!! *faints*
Kazemaru:... is he gonna be...
Shindou: Yeah... he's gonna be fine~ ^^'
Tsurugi: Btw... can anda help us get our coach back?
Kazemaru: ... Endo? Sure! He did something wrong?
Shindou: He neglect the school which was on api with a reason of buku are torture...
Kazemaru: O_O o...kay...? Typical Endou... Anyways... I'll help whenever I can~
Endou: YO TEAM!!! HIYA!!! Oh! Kazemaru!
Kazemaru: Hey! Endou~ We were just talking about your stupidness!
Endou: Awww... thanks!
Kazemaru: That's not what I... ukh... never mind...
Endou: oleh the way... I'm not coming back to school!!!
All: WHAT!? WHY!?
Endou: The principle is boring, and school sucks~
All: ==''' THAT'S your reason!?
Endou: Yup!
Kazemaru: What about money for your living?
Endou: Who cares? I'll tell Natsumi to handle it!
Kazemaru: O_O No wonder Natsumi told me she wanted a divorce... Anyways, I will get anda to school even if I have to pull anda all the way!
Endou: Ha! anda won't! I've gone up10 pounds!
Kazemaru: ... Did anda know I go to fitness everyday?
Endou: Ha! That won't be enough!
Kazemaru: ... Alright... anda leave me no choice but to use THIS!
Endou: What's that puny human?
Shindou: GUYS!!!! THIS ISN'T A bintang WARS MOVIE!!!!
Endou: What does this have to do with bintang Wars?
Shindou:... The... Puny... Human... thing?
All: ....
Kirino: Awkward....
Kazemaru: Anyways... anda have to go to school!!!!
Endou: NEVERRRRR!!!!
Endou accidently saw Kazemau's hand... And said...
Endou: OMIGOSH!!! Kazemaru!!! You're not married yet!?
Kazemaru: Eh... Of... course I have~ I just... left my ring... back at home....
Kirino: No you're not married.... the ring is still on the ring box, and anda haven't propose anyone yet~
Kazemaru:... O_O Are anda a stalker kid?
Kirino: I'm YOUR stalker... :3
Kazemaru: O_O o...kay....?
Endou: So you're NOT married eh? Someone like anda shouldn't possibly tell ME what to do~ HAHAHAHAHA!!! Until youget married, I won't listen to a thing anda said!
Kazemaru: And why is that?
Endou: Because anda don't know the pain of having to be responsible...
Kazemaru: Are anda responsible?
Endou: No.. but I'm in the middle of it...
Kazemaru:... And you're saying I should be lebih responsible than you? Dude!!! From the first time we met I am already lebih responsible than you!!!
endou: That is just an excuse so anda can tell a responsible man like me what to do...
Kazemaru: But anda just berkata that anda are not responsible!?
Endou: That is also an excuse...
Kazemaru: Ukh! *facepalm*
Endou: look, just get a mate, and we'll continue this discussion of a responsible-grown-up-man-who-already-got-married~ okay?
Kazemaru: Fine... I'll get a mate... happy?
Endou: Good~ Meet me tomorrow at my house and introduce your mate to me~
Kazemaru: WAIT! There's a deadline!?
Endou: Duh! Wouldn't wanna get it too easy would you? AHAHAHAHAHA....
Kazemaru: ... Endou's turning evil again...=='''
Kirino: So... what now?
Shindo: Well... What else? We gotta find a mate for Kazemaru-san!
Raimon:ALRIGHT!!!! BEGIN THE cari FOR A BRIDE!!!
Kazemaru:... Ukh... why am I always stuck in an Endou mess? *facepalm*
END OF CHAPTER ONE
PS: Sorry... too long? I just made it to be as long as a real anime episode... ^^' I hope anda guys aren't bored to read this... Oh yeah, the story's not done yet... There's a chapter 1 epilogue down here~^^ Oh, right... this stoy will be filled with my other OCs,and if anda want me to put your OCs as well, type in the comments~
Epilogue:
Boss: Done?
Soldier: Yes sir...
Boss: Don't fail me this time... I've called anda for an important reason Dark Knight
Dark Knight:...
Boss: Go! cari for her! My experiment!
Girl:... Is this gonna work?
Boss: It has to...
Girl:...
