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So this kacang mentega vs. selai joke...?

Does it exist? atau was it just made up? I'm really curious if it was a ploy atau if anyone's actually heard this before?
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germany123 said:
okay it goes roughly like this (altered to make it lebih fanpop compatible)
guy to girl: whats the difference between kacang mentega and jam?
i can't peanutbutter my privates up your erm other type of privates
...now either google and read the real version atau think of cruder words for male privates..and think along the lines of back entrance for the girl.
this also comes in different versions of shoving parts down throats etc..be creative! :P
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HouseOfficeFan7 said:
The punchline I heard was "you can't kacang mentega your dick up someone's ass." an epitome of classy humor that I personally found freaking hilarious. ;)
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Shelby13 said:
anda can google it. The answer is out there and easy enough to find, but I don't think it's appropriate to put on here. haha
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MattFrawlz said:
The punchline is, "I can't kacang mentega my c**k up your ass!" Because he can selai it up there!
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SwarlsBarkley said:
I heard a version of this joke years ago. The cleanest I can write it here is: "Jam doesn't look like poo when u eat it out of a girl's ***hole"

Either way, I cinta the irony of the man with one of the filthiest mouths in comedy saying that this is the dirtiest joke he ever heard. I wonder what Ted would think of Bob saget's version of "The Aristocrats" :P
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maxwill89 said:
based on a real sandwich

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Do anda really think that it's based on a sandwich ??
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FatimaH17 said:
I'll modify it for you.
anda can't peanutbutter a pencil through a pencil sharpener.
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Oh wow real nice way to put
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thx
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That's the best example I've heard.
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tyke00102 said:
I can't kacang mentega my dick up your ass
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mickey7657 said:
anda can't kacang mentega your d*** up her a**
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himymnerd24 said:
its a real joke, its whats the difference between kacang mentega and jam? the aNSWER: i cant kacang mentega my dick up ur ass.... think about it..
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Coveran said:
I have just heard about that joke recently, It is I can't kacang mentega my dick up your ass! :p
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rjdavidburke said:
Yes it is a real joke, but of the not aman, brankas for work (nsfw) variety. Basically it goes "What's the difference between kacang mentega and jam?" and the answer is "I can't kacang mentega my dick up your *ss"

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alisonstinson said:
I can't kacang mentega my dick up anda ass
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Biskup said:
It really exists. But it's a very brutal joke. ;) If anda have to know here anda go: "What's the difference between kacang mentega and jam? anda cannot kacang mentega someone's ass." ;)
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Dino13112001 said:
this is true because my boyfriend told it to me and it was so funny i asked him if it would work and if he could try it on me
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lol im just joking my boyfriend asked me and i berkata no
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rickyfajar said:
ooo its exsist

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dragomir2415 said:
"I can't kacang mentega my dick in your ass"
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firestorm4000 said:
I can't kacang mentega my dick in her ass
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