China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” jepang meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh hey anda *hic* guys!” jepang meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are anda drunk atau are anda hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly jepang slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!” instantly China opened his eyes in shock “WHAT THE HELL DID anda JUST CALL ME ARU!? anda MUST STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRANCE!” yet jepang laughed and meowed “what are anda getting angry for? B-itch?” “oh now it’s on” China hissed walking forward. “Yea!!! Come on Anki! Teach jepang a lesson!!” South Korea yowled with excitement “shut up! I’m busy” China hissed then he instantly turned to jepang and meowed “I’m sorry jepang but I’m going to have to beat you…it’s anda who made me do this so yea I’m sorry but I’m only doing this because anda are akting up again” “oh wow! Y-*hic*you actuarry think anda can hurt me!? Wow! Y-*hic*you’re so demanding!!!” jepang hissed awkwardly China bent meneruskan, ke depan and sniffed his fur. Wine. “Yep it’s official jepang is drunk because he was hanging out with France and France’s owner actually gives them wine how amazing is that?” China meowed pulling back from jepang then he instantly leaped over jepang and grabbed him oleh the scruff “H-*hic*Hey what the herr are anda doing!?” jepang hissed once China dragged him backward exposing Japan’s soft belly “I’m sorry but remember I’m only punishing anda because anda were akting up aru” China meowed in reply his voice muffled oleh Japan’s fur. He then raised his paw and slammed it down onto Japan’s belly leaving a red paw mark and making jepang began to struggle and grow sweaty “alright aru only a few lebih red paw marks and your punishment will be over aru” then China kept bringing his paw up and slamming his paw down on different spots on Japan’s belly making South Korea flinch each time jepang yowled (also people China just did this to South Korea before jepang appeared). Finally China released jepang and let him up “what do anda have to say aru?” China meowed looking at jepang “I-I’m sorry it’s just I was with France and he berkata that I shourd stay with him because his owner would be drinking wine and he also tord me that his owner also gives wine to him” jepang meowed weakly tear drops rolling out from his eyes “okay I’m sorry to jepang I actually hated doing this to you” China meowed purring South Korea joining him.
