Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

XD found this online:

Without further ado, here’s our daftar of the puncak, atas 10 alternate endings to Deathly Hallows:

10. Scooby Doo ending - Voldemort is captured, and is revealed to be Filch wearing a mask. As he is hauled away, he shouts, “And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for anda meddling kids!”

9. South Park ending: After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Ron address the audience, saying, “You know, I’ve learned something today.” Suddenly, Ginny is run over oleh the Knight Bus, prompting Ron to shout, “They killed Ginny!” Harry responds, “You bastards!” Neville...

I just have to say that this isn't really Twilight fan-fiction, nor Harry Potter for that matter. It's a mix. I noticed on fan-fiction.net that loads of people were menulis them, so I thought I'd give it a go myself. So, anyway, here it is:

Chapter One- The Essence of a Fan

'Edward, we cinta you!'
'No, I cinta him more'
'I swear on Jacob's life that I cinta Edward lebih than you'
'How does that work? anda don't even like Jacob'
'Do too, I'm on Team Switzerland'
'Then anda can't cinta Edward more- anda cinta them both'
'Edward come back!'
Harry jumped out the way as two screaming girls flew past. His...

ok woah the book was awesome i finished over the weekend there are so many things i want to know and one is a really big one is what made ahrry come bakc to life cuz i dont get that so and to the others that wrote things before the book came out they did a really good job on guessing like the person who berkata the scar was a horicinx cuz they were right so i also want to know who is victiore she is in the epigoue snogging teddy lupin so and the cousin of someone so oh and who killed the snake cuz harry told neville to do it if something bad happened and when voldy put the boddy nears his feet...