1. Offer him kacang mentega berbuat curang, fudge that anda cooked yourself, and tell him that anda named it Cornelius berbuat curang, fudge because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.
2. Tell him that jeruk nipis, kapur green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really lebih of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, lebih flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to gabung a conga line with anda and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much lebih of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The...
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