Knock knock?
Who's there?
anda Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra
How many Animagi does it take to light up a wand?
-Two dozen, because only one of them is actually registered.
Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them. Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, 'I got news for you, Miss Granger. You''re pregnant.' At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few menit later she asked 'Oh, dear - am i really pregnant?' - 'Of course not!' she berkata 'But it has cured your hiccups, hasn't it?
How do anda keep a Gryffendor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, fred and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now anda see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many naga does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
~~~Never mind.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to cari through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
How many Muggle kids does it take to light up a wand?
~~~Two, one to light it (with a match), and the other to be blamed for burning down the school.
Why did Potter menyeberang, salib the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins menyeberang, salib the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
How many Potters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: he holds it and the world revolves around him
How many stuck-up arrogant teachers *coughLockhartcough* does it take to light a wand?
<<Only one, but he's too busy fixing his oh-so-perfect hair and coordinating his robes. But of course, he could light a wand with his hands tied behind his back, if he wanted to
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
Twenty-two Ravnclaws: five running around the perpustakaan
to find the quickest, most effective manner. Seven to
practice the spell to make sure that it�s aman, brankas and
it works. Three to inform the professors of what
they're doing so they can get the credit. Four to
contemplate over whose wand has the best core
material for performing this spell. One to stand oleh
with a api extinguisher just in case. One to
actually light the wand and one lebih to point out how
I spelled "Ravenclaw" wrong...those clever Ravenclaws!>>
How many ghosts does it take to light a wand?
Answer, as diberikan oleh Moaning Myrtle: That's so insensitive! How can anda ask me that when anda know perfectly well I can't hold a wand because I'm...I'm... *bursts into hysterical sobs and flushes herself to go spy on the Prefects*
Who's there?
anda Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra
How many Animagi does it take to light up a wand?
-Two dozen, because only one of them is actually registered.
Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them. Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, 'I got news for you, Miss Granger. You''re pregnant.' At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few menit later she asked 'Oh, dear - am i really pregnant?' - 'Of course not!' she berkata 'But it has cured your hiccups, hasn't it?
How do anda keep a Gryffendor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, fred and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now anda see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many naga does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
~~~Never mind.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to cari through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
How many Muggle kids does it take to light up a wand?
~~~Two, one to light it (with a match), and the other to be blamed for burning down the school.
Why did Potter menyeberang, salib the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins menyeberang, salib the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
How many Potters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: he holds it and the world revolves around him
How many stuck-up arrogant teachers *coughLockhartcough* does it take to light a wand?
<<Only one, but he's too busy fixing his oh-so-perfect hair and coordinating his robes. But of course, he could light a wand with his hands tied behind his back, if he wanted to
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
Twenty-two Ravnclaws: five running around the perpustakaan
to find the quickest, most effective manner. Seven to
practice the spell to make sure that it�s aman, brankas and
it works. Three to inform the professors of what
they're doing so they can get the credit. Four to
contemplate over whose wand has the best core
material for performing this spell. One to stand oleh
with a api extinguisher just in case. One to
actually light the wand and one lebih to point out how
I spelled "Ravenclaw" wrong...those clever Ravenclaws!>>
How many ghosts does it take to light a wand?
Answer, as diberikan oleh Moaning Myrtle: That's so insensitive! How can anda ask me that when anda know perfectly well I can't hold a wand because I'm...I'm... *bursts into hysterical sobs and flushes herself to go spy on the Prefects*
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14-17= 20 props
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7-9= 10 props
3-6= 6 props
1-2= 3 props
for participating= 1 prop
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and if anda get 5 people anda get 1+3+6 props!
1. anda tell everyone they're your distant cousins.
2. You've written lebih letters to them than anda can count.
3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Yesus do?) anda ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).
4. anda have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.
5. anda have lebih pictures of them than anda do of your own family.
6. anda were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.
7. anda can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.
8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.
9. anda don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.
10. People think anda suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear anda referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."
2. You've written lebih letters to them than anda can count.
3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Yesus do?) anda ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).
4. anda have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.
5. anda have lebih pictures of them than anda do of your own family.
6. anda were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.
7. anda can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.
8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.
9. anda don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.
10. People think anda suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear anda referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."