Authors note: If anda don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If anda believed me for a second, quit membaca now.

~Interview with a Mary Sue~

Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.

LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?

AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.

LLT: Wow, your schedule must be full. How do anda do it?

AP: Actually, we Mary Sues are capable of making lebih hours than there really are appear in a day. It’s one of the plusses of being a Sue.

LLT: That’s some pretty impressive stuff. But anyway, selanjutnya question. What are your favorit things to read?

AP: I like the Twilight series oleh Stephanie Meyer, and mostly I write my own buku to read.

LLT: Wow, when do anda sleep? Hehe, kidding. So what do anda consider your worst flaw?

AP: Nothing, I’m practically perfect in every way!

LLT: Okay...I have a question, when you’re a girl like you, ‘perfect in every way’, why don’t anda have a boyfriend?

AP: Oh, I’m in between right now, I go through them all so quickly! Some of my past boyfriends include Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, fred Weasley, and George Weasley.

LLT: Right then…*slightly creeped out* I believe that’s all we have for today, good night to you, Angela.

AP: *beaming* And to you!

Finite Incantatum

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