20. Follow him around and say "Voldemort is your uncle!" in a loud voice right selanjutnya to his ear.
19. Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.
18. "So... first anda were the Boy Who Lived.. then anda were a nutcase... now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"
17. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.
16. Make sure anda tell him anda got it from Mundungus Fletcher.
15. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.
14. Follow him around wearing shirts that say, "I'M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!"
13. Buy him one that says, "THEY'RE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!" and get really offended when he doesn't wear it. Be sure to tell him anda made it yourself.
12. Ask if he knows whether Voldemort had any scars and if so, where are they?
11. Everytime anda see him, say "Do anda like Luna Lovegood?" in a sing-song voice.
10. Ask him if thestrals have pretty eyes.
9. Re-enact his triumph over the dragon in the first task. Then ask if anda can do it again on his Firebolt.
8. If he asks anda a question, sing the answer in at least three different styles of musik and then ask if he likes to sing.
7. Buy him concealer and tell him to put it over his scar so Voldemort won't recognize him.
6. Tell him Moaning Myrtle has fallen in cinta with him and make sure he goes to ask her about it.
5. Whenever it rains, use his back as a piano and start singing, "Remember When it Rained" in a loud and terrible way.
4. If he does atau says something unusual, say, "Don't worry. We'll call St. Mungo's and get anda the help that anda so desperately need."
3. Ask if Muggles can see his scar.
2. Run up to him giggling and say, "Romilda Vane says anda have a tattoo on your chest. Can I see it?"
1. Tell him that if he dies defeating the Dark Lord, anda want his broomstick.
19. Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.
18. "So... first anda were the Boy Who Lived.. then anda were a nutcase... now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"
17. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.
16. Make sure anda tell him anda got it from Mundungus Fletcher.
15. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.
14. Follow him around wearing shirts that say, "I'M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!"
13. Buy him one that says, "THEY'RE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!" and get really offended when he doesn't wear it. Be sure to tell him anda made it yourself.
12. Ask if he knows whether Voldemort had any scars and if so, where are they?
11. Everytime anda see him, say "Do anda like Luna Lovegood?" in a sing-song voice.
10. Ask him if thestrals have pretty eyes.
9. Re-enact his triumph over the dragon in the first task. Then ask if anda can do it again on his Firebolt.
8. If he asks anda a question, sing the answer in at least three different styles of musik and then ask if he likes to sing.
7. Buy him concealer and tell him to put it over his scar so Voldemort won't recognize him.
6. Tell him Moaning Myrtle has fallen in cinta with him and make sure he goes to ask her about it.
5. Whenever it rains, use his back as a piano and start singing, "Remember When it Rained" in a loud and terrible way.
4. If he does atau says something unusual, say, "Don't worry. We'll call St. Mungo's and get anda the help that anda so desperately need."
3. Ask if Muggles can see his scar.
2. Run up to him giggling and say, "Romilda Vane says anda have a tattoo on your chest. Can I see it?"
1. Tell him that if he dies defeating the Dark Lord, anda want his broomstick.
