anda know very well that anda will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
anda say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter buku out so far ten atau lebih times!!! (I have!!!)
anda follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
anda often call a teacher anda don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when anda ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because anda often ride around your halaman awal on a sapu trying to fly.
anda try every hari to get people to pindah in pictures.
anda have a wand that anda use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why anda turn in your homework on parchment.
anda have two sets of each book and send off lebih copies to friends and penpals (me!) and recommend the buku to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your friends wonder where anda got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times anda berkata it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
anda constantly pester your family to pindah to Britain so anda can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
anda write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and anda used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
anda talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
anda scower the libraries around your town and school for buku like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling anda "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
anda constantly pester your artsy friends to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
anda go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
anda have tons of papers on Harry Potter that anda printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
anda have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your meja tulis, meja area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
anda made anda parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
anda constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the selanjutnya book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, anda place a hold on the two books.
anda try to make your eighteen tahun old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
anda go to the zoo and try to speak to the ular boa, boa constrictor.
anda go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why anda have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
anda keep going to cari engines, trying to find lebih fan sites.
anda don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
anda want a prequel!!!
anda want lebih than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
anda wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard oleh J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
anda get excited oleh any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
anda saw the movie "The Haunting" & berkata flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
anda got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
anda thought a place anda went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
anda have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
anda say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
anda constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
anda have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
anda stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
anda have a mirror anda call "Erised."
anda beg your parents to get anda an owl.
anda want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
anda constantly quote characters.
anda bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
anda wear black robes and pointed hats.
anda glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten anda hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
anda try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
anda get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
anda get a diary and never write in it.
anda are slightly amused oleh me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands anda a Harry Potter poster, when, though anda hadn't asked, anda were about to . . . (ME!)
anda scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news atau anyplace else.
anda eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; anda get the idea . . .
anda automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
anda tell adults that they have to read the buku and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
anda dress up as a witch atau wizard for halloween to tampil off your spirit. (I've been a witch for halloween for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
anda break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
anda say that despite the fight, anda and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid bernyanyi egg."
anda often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys anda and anda aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
anda scare reporters oleh sending them fan mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
anda and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon anda find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
anda are an avid fan fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes anda scream, laugh, applaud, atau secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan just become rather giddy.
Your friends refer to anda as "that Harry Potter maniac."
anda can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
anda meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
anda enter every Harry Potter contest available.
anda start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the selanjutnya book is going to take longer to come out than anda think it should!
anda actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
anda believe that anda know lebih about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
anda beg your chemistry teacher to help anda make a "potion" and s/he tells anda to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered oleh anda any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
anda find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know anda oleh your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
anda say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter buku out so far ten atau lebih times!!! (I have!!!)
anda follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
anda often call a teacher anda don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when anda ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because anda often ride around your halaman awal on a sapu trying to fly.
anda try every hari to get people to pindah in pictures.
anda have a wand that anda use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why anda turn in your homework on parchment.
anda have two sets of each book and send off lebih copies to friends and penpals (me!) and recommend the buku to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your friends wonder where anda got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times anda berkata it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
anda constantly pester your family to pindah to Britain so anda can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
anda write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and anda used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
anda talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
anda scower the libraries around your town and school for buku like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling anda "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
anda constantly pester your artsy friends to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
anda go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
anda have tons of papers on Harry Potter that anda printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
anda have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your meja tulis, meja area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
anda made anda parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
anda constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the selanjutnya book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, anda place a hold on the two books.
anda try to make your eighteen tahun old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
anda go to the zoo and try to speak to the ular boa, boa constrictor.
anda go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why anda have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
anda keep going to cari engines, trying to find lebih fan sites.
anda don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
anda want a prequel!!!
anda want lebih than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
anda wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard oleh J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
anda get excited oleh any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
anda saw the movie "The Haunting" & berkata flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
anda got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
anda thought a place anda went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
anda have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
anda say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
anda constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
anda have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
anda stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
anda have a mirror anda call "Erised."
anda beg your parents to get anda an owl.
anda want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
anda constantly quote characters.
anda bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
anda wear black robes and pointed hats.
anda glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten anda hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
anda try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
anda get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
anda get a diary and never write in it.
anda are slightly amused oleh me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands anda a Harry Potter poster, when, though anda hadn't asked, anda were about to . . . (ME!)
anda scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news atau anyplace else.
anda eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; anda get the idea . . .
anda automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
anda tell adults that they have to read the buku and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
anda dress up as a witch atau wizard for halloween to tampil off your spirit. (I've been a witch for halloween for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
anda break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
anda say that despite the fight, anda and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid bernyanyi egg."
anda often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys anda and anda aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
anda scare reporters oleh sending them fan mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
anda and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon anda find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
anda are an avid fan fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes anda scream, laugh, applaud, atau secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan just become rather giddy.
Your friends refer to anda as "that Harry Potter maniac."
anda can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
anda meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
anda enter every Harry Potter contest available.
anda start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the selanjutnya book is going to take longer to come out than anda think it should!
anda actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
anda believe that anda know lebih about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
anda beg your chemistry teacher to help anda make a "potion" and s/he tells anda to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered oleh anda any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
anda find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know anda oleh your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
