anda know you're Greek when...
anda have had eaten loukoumades.
anda can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera.
anda can spell kefalograviera.
anda make frappe before leaving home, when getting to the office, after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after the guests leave and before going to bed.
anda call an older person you've never met before "Thio" atau "Thia".
anda hide everything from your parents, but they still think they know everything about you, and make anda believe that they actually do.
When anda arrive halaman awal from a foreign country anda find 20 people waiting for anda at the airport.
anda always curse at Greeks and then when anda travel to eropa atau the States anda only make Greek friends.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
Everyone is a family friend.
anda fight over who pays the makan malam bill.
anda teach Europeans/Americans swear words in your language.
anda always say "Open the light" instead of "Turn on the light".
anda ask your dad a simple pertanyaan and he tells anda a story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school with no shoes.
Your uncle owns a restaurant, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a '76 Monte Carlo.
anda have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro.
At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.
All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
anda can name any atau all of the gods on Mount Olympus.
Your mother atau father still feel the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public.
anda have been hit at some point with a "pandofla" atau a "koutala".
anda can dance the kalamatiano, tsamiko atau zebekiko without music.
anda atau a family member have been photographed with a donkey.
anda must name your children after your parents, grandparents, atau in-laws.
anda have at least 5 Maria's, 7 Dimitri's, 5 Niko's, 6 George's and 4 Yanni's in the family.
Upon meeting another Greek anda try to find out what village they're from.
anda have a bottle of ouzo in your house right now.
anda know what a "komboloi" is.
anda know how to work a "komboloi".
When anda were younger and going on car trips anda always had to sit on someone's lap in the front atau back seat.
anda make up your own Greco-American language :For e.g. Carro (car), Moovare (move).
anda were the first one to get cable on your block, but the last to have it legally.
anda arrive 2 hours later to your appointment and think that is normal.
When anda are busted in US customs for carrying a rather big amount of zaitun oil, feta, ouzo atau frape and mom's spanakopita.
anda have ever been threatened oleh a Greek School teacher.
Still get threatened oleh a Greek School teacher even though you're 30 years old.
anda know about the concept of freedom of speech but anda think it applies only to yourself.
You're very familiar with populer culture figures such as Despina Vandi, Anna Vissi, Sakis Rouvas, Helena Paparizou, and anda probably know all the nasty little details of their (ex-)private lives.
You're familiar with Thanasis Veggos, Aliki Vougiouklaki, Giannis Dalianidis's films, and a whole series of black and white films dating from the late '50's to the early '70's.
anda are a sepakbola fanatic and anda probably deem yourself qualified to give saran to the coach of the National Team.
It would be unthinkable for anda not to support one of the major Greek teams.
Baseball, cricket and American football are exotic kinds of entertainment, widely (and inexplicably) appreciated beyond the seas.
anda expect to have at least three weeks of vacation a year.
anda take it for granted that Greek cuisine is the best in the world.
anda put salt in your food before anda taste it.
selanjutnya to the toilet anda keep lots of newspapers and magazines, since anda spend a great deal of educational time in there.
When leaving a house, anda stand at the front door for a half jam lebih and talk.
You're halaman awal an jam late and you're already listed as a missing person.
Your parents have never realized phone connections have gotten better in the last 20 years and still continue to scream on the phone.
anda tell mama you're not hungry and she thinks anda have an eating disorder.
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anda have had eaten loukoumades.
anda can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera.
anda can spell kefalograviera.
anda make frappe before leaving home, when getting to the office, after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after the guests leave and before going to bed.
anda call an older person you've never met before "Thio" atau "Thia".
anda hide everything from your parents, but they still think they know everything about you, and make anda believe that they actually do.
When anda arrive halaman awal from a foreign country anda find 20 people waiting for anda at the airport.
anda always curse at Greeks and then when anda travel to eropa atau the States anda only make Greek friends.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
Everyone is a family friend.
anda fight over who pays the makan malam bill.
anda teach Europeans/Americans swear words in your language.
anda always say "Open the light" instead of "Turn on the light".
anda ask your dad a simple pertanyaan and he tells anda a story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school with no shoes.
Your uncle owns a restaurant, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a '76 Monte Carlo.
anda have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro.
At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.
All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
anda can name any atau all of the gods on Mount Olympus.
Your mother atau father still feel the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public.
anda have been hit at some point with a "pandofla" atau a "koutala".
anda can dance the kalamatiano, tsamiko atau zebekiko without music.
anda atau a family member have been photographed with a donkey.
anda must name your children after your parents, grandparents, atau in-laws.
anda have at least 5 Maria's, 7 Dimitri's, 5 Niko's, 6 George's and 4 Yanni's in the family.
Upon meeting another Greek anda try to find out what village they're from.
anda have a bottle of ouzo in your house right now.
anda know what a "komboloi" is.
anda know how to work a "komboloi".
When anda were younger and going on car trips anda always had to sit on someone's lap in the front atau back seat.
anda make up your own Greco-American language :For e.g. Carro (car), Moovare (move).
anda were the first one to get cable on your block, but the last to have it legally.
anda arrive 2 hours later to your appointment and think that is normal.
When anda are busted in US customs for carrying a rather big amount of zaitun oil, feta, ouzo atau frape and mom's spanakopita.
anda have ever been threatened oleh a Greek School teacher.
Still get threatened oleh a Greek School teacher even though you're 30 years old.
anda know about the concept of freedom of speech but anda think it applies only to yourself.
You're very familiar with populer culture figures such as Despina Vandi, Anna Vissi, Sakis Rouvas, Helena Paparizou, and anda probably know all the nasty little details of their (ex-)private lives.
You're familiar with Thanasis Veggos, Aliki Vougiouklaki, Giannis Dalianidis's films, and a whole series of black and white films dating from the late '50's to the early '70's.
anda are a sepakbola fanatic and anda probably deem yourself qualified to give saran to the coach of the National Team.
It would be unthinkable for anda not to support one of the major Greek teams.
Baseball, cricket and American football are exotic kinds of entertainment, widely (and inexplicably) appreciated beyond the seas.
anda expect to have at least three weeks of vacation a year.
anda take it for granted that Greek cuisine is the best in the world.
anda put salt in your food before anda taste it.
selanjutnya to the toilet anda keep lots of newspapers and magazines, since anda spend a great deal of educational time in there.
When leaving a house, anda stand at the front door for a half jam lebih and talk.
You're halaman awal an jam late and you're already listed as a missing person.
Your parents have never realized phone connections have gotten better in the last 20 years and still continue to scream on the phone.
anda tell mama you're not hungry and she thinks anda have an eating disorder.
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