(Brittany was alone in a classroom, minding her own business and doing her homework in crayon. Santana and Quinn came in and sat selanjutnya to her.)
Quinn: Well, Unholy Trinity once again.
Brittany (unenthusiastically): I've had better threesome moments than this, Quinn. No offense. I mean, the freshman with the Down Syndrome still owes me 10 tickets from that hari we went to Chuck E. Cheese's.
Santana: Why are anda so down, Brit?
Brittany: I just have a lot on my plate lately.
Quinn: What happened?
Brittany: Well, first I had some disgusting eggs and cheese for breakfast today. Then I felt like I had morning sickness for the rest of the day--
Santana: No, not that.
Brittany: Oh, well...it's about me, really. I'm the senior class president, but I have the worst grades out of the whole school. I have no idea on how to bring them up, nor do I know how to keep my presidency up. And I also had a talk with Coach Sylvester today.
(Brittany had a flashback of when she was in the office with Coach Sylvester. They had a discussion on the sex tape with her and Santana.)
Coach Sylvester: So Brittany, five little birdies told me that anda put up a sex tape over the internet, containing the inappropriate contents involving anda and one Miss Lopez.
Brittany: Coach, Santana wanted to be famous, and I just wanted to help her out. I mean, isn't that what my nemesis twin, Britney Spears did?
Coach Sylvester: Could be a possibility. atau she may have sold herself to numerous amount of bars in Kentucky atau Tennessee.
Brittany: Please don't expell me. I just wanted to provide my cinta and support for her. And I have a fear of witches, especially after watching "Wicked".
(Brittany watches as Coach Sylvester scratches her chin, thinking up of some consequences for her.)
Coach Sylvester: Brittany, I cinta how you're trying to help. But there are major effects on teenagers putting up video of themselves to sell out. However, I don't want to see anda fail in life, either. Here's what I'm going to do.
(Brittany comes out of her flashback, and tells Santana and Quinn what she has to do.)
Quinn: Take charge of senior prom?
Brittany: Coach says I'm in charge of clean-up, greeting people at the door, serving the food, decorating the gym room, and providing entertainment to make this year's prom possible. I don't know how to do all of that, though. Also, she told me to finish this whole stack of homework that I've been getting F's on. I don't even know half of the stuff the teachers assigned me.
Santana (looks at Quinn and back at Brittany): Well, you're not alone. All anda need to raise your grades is some tutoring from your favorite, sexy black panther. Also, Blondie and I can help with the prom coordinations. I mean, we're your friends and running for prom queen anyways.
Quinn: Which, oleh the way, I'm going to win this year.
Santana (rolling her eyes): Just because you're in a wheelchair for an unexpected number of weeks--or possibly months--doesn't mean you're going to win prom queen.
Quinn (defensive): At least I don't b*tch on people every day.
Santana: That was when I was the "closeted" Santana Lopez, missy!
Brittany (smiling): Thank anda guys so much.
Quinn (holding Brittany and Santana's hands): When we're together, nothing can stop us.
Santana: We rule the school.
Brittany: And the downtown mall.
(The girls laugh and share a hug. Puck watches from the doorway without them looking.)
Puck: Wow...they sure do have a great friendship. Sure wish I could go back to season 1 and just be buds with Azimio and Dave for old time's sake.
(Ryan Murphy whispered something from offstage. Mark Salling got out of character and turned towards him.)
Ryan (whispering loudly): I'm not gonna bring them back!
Mark (to himself): Damn.
Well, what did anda think? I hope anda liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Four!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Six!!!
Quinn: Well, Unholy Trinity once again.
Brittany (unenthusiastically): I've had better threesome moments than this, Quinn. No offense. I mean, the freshman with the Down Syndrome still owes me 10 tickets from that hari we went to Chuck E. Cheese's.
Santana: Why are anda so down, Brit?
Brittany: I just have a lot on my plate lately.
Quinn: What happened?
Brittany: Well, first I had some disgusting eggs and cheese for breakfast today. Then I felt like I had morning sickness for the rest of the day--
Santana: No, not that.
Brittany: Oh, well...it's about me, really. I'm the senior class president, but I have the worst grades out of the whole school. I have no idea on how to bring them up, nor do I know how to keep my presidency up. And I also had a talk with Coach Sylvester today.
(Brittany had a flashback of when she was in the office with Coach Sylvester. They had a discussion on the sex tape with her and Santana.)
Coach Sylvester: So Brittany, five little birdies told me that anda put up a sex tape over the internet, containing the inappropriate contents involving anda and one Miss Lopez.
Brittany: Coach, Santana wanted to be famous, and I just wanted to help her out. I mean, isn't that what my nemesis twin, Britney Spears did?
Coach Sylvester: Could be a possibility. atau she may have sold herself to numerous amount of bars in Kentucky atau Tennessee.
Brittany: Please don't expell me. I just wanted to provide my cinta and support for her. And I have a fear of witches, especially after watching "Wicked".
(Brittany watches as Coach Sylvester scratches her chin, thinking up of some consequences for her.)
Coach Sylvester: Brittany, I cinta how you're trying to help. But there are major effects on teenagers putting up video of themselves to sell out. However, I don't want to see anda fail in life, either. Here's what I'm going to do.
(Brittany comes out of her flashback, and tells Santana and Quinn what she has to do.)
Quinn: Take charge of senior prom?
Brittany: Coach says I'm in charge of clean-up, greeting people at the door, serving the food, decorating the gym room, and providing entertainment to make this year's prom possible. I don't know how to do all of that, though. Also, she told me to finish this whole stack of homework that I've been getting F's on. I don't even know half of the stuff the teachers assigned me.
Santana (looks at Quinn and back at Brittany): Well, you're not alone. All anda need to raise your grades is some tutoring from your favorite, sexy black panther. Also, Blondie and I can help with the prom coordinations. I mean, we're your friends and running for prom queen anyways.
Quinn: Which, oleh the way, I'm going to win this year.
Santana (rolling her eyes): Just because you're in a wheelchair for an unexpected number of weeks--or possibly months--doesn't mean you're going to win prom queen.
Quinn (defensive): At least I don't b*tch on people every day.
Santana: That was when I was the "closeted" Santana Lopez, missy!
Brittany (smiling): Thank anda guys so much.
Quinn (holding Brittany and Santana's hands): When we're together, nothing can stop us.
Santana: We rule the school.
Brittany: And the downtown mall.
(The girls laugh and share a hug. Puck watches from the doorway without them looking.)
Puck: Wow...they sure do have a great friendship. Sure wish I could go back to season 1 and just be buds with Azimio and Dave for old time's sake.
(Ryan Murphy whispered something from offstage. Mark Salling got out of character and turned towards him.)
Ryan (whispering loudly): I'm not gonna bring them back!
Mark (to himself): Damn.
Well, what did anda think? I hope anda liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Four!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Six!!!
hey guys, i dont know if anda heard about it, but Jane Lynch, Sue Sylvester from glee is coming to Palmetto-Florida for a fundraiser for Palmetto Rowing Crew on May, 14. The event includes the chance of winning 25,000 dollars for the first prize and much more, it also includes the honor of MEETING her (NOT ONLY THE WINNER, everybody who buys a ticket will meet her) , all anda have to do is buy a ticket from one of the Crew members, for lebih information contact the email: palmettocrew@gmail.com ! LIMITED # OF TICKETS AVAIBLE!
You got called out oleh Madonna?
Jane Lynch: That was a big moment. Chris Colfer, who also got called out oleh Madonna, came over to me, shaking, with his phone and berkata “read this”, and we held each other tenderly.
Ryan did konfirmasi last weekend. He berkata “Hopefully there will be a detik madonna episode selanjutnya year.”
Jane Lynch: That would be great! We just scratched the surface with her. We’ve not yet begun to pay homage to Madonna.
I think maybe one madonna episode each year.
Jane Lynch: Oh, absolutely. It will always be the best episode of the year. I’m sure!
10 seasons of Glee, 10 madonna episodes.
Jane Lynch: I cinta it. Yes!
source:www.absolumentmadonna.fr
Dianna on ’sniper’ paparazzi: “In L.A., anda almost never see them. Sometimes it will be bought to my attention oleh someone on my team atau one of my friends will email me and say ‘Isn’t this picture of anda funny?’ But it’s strangest when anda don’t see them…They’ll get pictures of you’re laughing and it looks like you’re smiling at them. That’s the strangest part. Guerrilla-sniper paparazzi.”
Mark on whether they’re actually getting anggur slushie dumped on them: “It’s actually botox, so that we keep our youthful glow. Actually, we go back and forth between real slushies and this synthetic mixture.”
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