hari 1
anda stood patiently in the check out line, within the grocery store timidly looking around noticing the line of people form behind anda all giving anda death glares.
"Hey hurry it up!!"
"Come on I have to get home!"
"I have to feed my kids anda bi-"
"I'm sorry, but my friend should be here shortly with my wallet." anda eased chuckling nervously.
The cashier only glared letting out an agitated groan.
"can't anda just let them go ahead of anda till 'your friend' gets here?"
"No way, I've been waiting all hari in that line! I'm not moving!"
anda shouted. "besides that's what anda get for only having 1 check out counter in this huge store."
anda folded your arms still waiting for him, your friend that is. It has already been an jam where could he be? Just then a ringing was heard as a man entered the store. When anda looked anda couldn't help but turn red out of shock and blue out of...shock, making an achy purple cover your face.
It was your friend, Sakata Gintoki walking in, with nothing on but a berwarna merah muda, merah muda frilly apron.
"SAKATA!!!" anda screamed. " what are your wearing!!!"
"What? A man can't wear an apron?"
"Well I suppose anda can't, but JUST an celemek is a little much don't anda think!?!?!?!?!"
"Katsura, Elizabeth Shimpachi and I were playing butt-naked UNO."
"SO anda couldn't put on some shorts!! And anda do realize Elizabeth is a giant pet pinguin, penguin who is already naked?!"
He stared not really caring, then checked through the pockets of the celemek finding nothing, he then dug underneath and pulled out your wallet. anda snatched it a quickly paid for your stuff then headed out the door, anda got yourself a cab and almost got in till Gintoki pulled anda back oleh your shoulder.
"Where anda goin? Let me go with you."
"Theres no way I'm traveling anywhere with anda right now!" anda berkata walking off.
"Well how am I supposed to get home!? anda want me to walk all the way back?"
"I don't care, your just not coming with me like that!"
anda sat in the cab then turned watching Gintoki wave 'goodbye'. anda didn't want to be so rude with him, but geez, who shows up to a market butt-naked?
anda watched him turn to catch another cab making blood fall from your nose run profusely.
'He's so embarrassing!!'
hari 2
anda and your friend were walking around in the mall looking for new clothes, perfume, whatever was out. For some reason they were talking about their most embarrassing moment, and anda couldn't help but think about Gintoki. Why was he so damn weird?
"What about anda huh? Whats your most embarrassing moment?" anda closest friend asked you.
anda tapped your chin thinking about the other hari laughing.
"Well I don't know about me, but my friend he showed up at the market the other da-"
"Fwesh, chessu-cake~~" A familiar looking woman shouted shoving a tray of cakes in your face.
"OH thanks." anda berkata taking one, eating it right after.
The woman was a little familiar, but her permen red lipstick berwarna merah muda, merah muda kimono and pigtails really threw anda off. The manly woman only stared watching anda finally stop with the chewing and menelan the food.
"You like?!"
"Um, its pretty good." anda answered.
"Good, cause anda just ate my hair cake.." she berkata bluntly, her voice getting deeper.
anda blinked remembering the familiar voice and jumped back holding your throat coughing.
"Do anda feel it, my hair inside you.." she said.
anda widened your eyes watching her remove part of her berwarna merah muda, merah muda kimono and white wig, revealing herself to be Gintoki.
"Well...do anda feel me inside of you!?" he shouted refusing to take off the lipstick.
Your friends blinked at the character then backed away watching anda turn green, so close to puking.
"Sakata!" anda hissed.
He only blinked as he watched anda pass out and your friends rushing anda to a bathroom atau something. He then shrugged taking a bite of the sample cheesecakes.
hari 3
Sitting in the doctors office, anda went to check if anda had any type of food poisoning thanks to Gintoki. Your doctor wrote a few things then stood.
"Your just fine, I think we're done here for the day." He berkata chuckling happily. "Get your things together and speak with my intern he'll hand anda a lolli and anda could go on with your day.
anda watched him leave, while anda shuffled to get your stuff, once anda reached the door of the room anda watched it open with a another doctor who began to put on some powdery gloves.
"drop them.."
"eh?"
"Drop your pants."
"WHAT the hell?!?!" anda shouted.
"Relax...I'm a doctor.." he berkata pulling down his mask.
This was getting all too familiar, yet again it was Gintoki. He approached wriggling his fingers about. anda screamed pushing him aside running out of the doctors office but running back to the receptionists meja tulis, meja so anda could get your lolli.
"Excuse me I'm done with my check up I'd like my permen now please."
"Sorry..." The suited receptionist spoke hiding his face behind a bleach manga. "but we're all out.."
anda looked at a bucket of suckers selanjutnya to the man then watched the figure behind the magazine stand then toss the komik jepang aside and chew at least a handful of suckers in his mouth. Your jantung sank once anda saw Gintoki again.
"Sakata-"
"Correct."
"how do anda change so fast!!"
He stood atop the reception desk, and anda turned blue realizing he had his boxers on.
"I change so fast because, time in fact moves so fast, faster than- time." he glared looking down at you. "AND WITH THAT I"D LIKE FOR anda TO SIGN YOUR LIFE AWAY WITH ME!!!
Your eyebrow twitched as anda watched him jump off the meja tulis, meja and grab your hands. Old men and women, doctors and nurses gathered around clapping cooing in happiness.
"Go on a tanggal with me this Saturday." he spoke, a berwarna merah muda, merah muda glittering background forming.
"Sakata...it is Saturday..." anda mumbled looking around wondering how he did that.
"so...that's a yes?"
"eh?-"
"We'll have to go now cause if we go at night I'll probably miss bleach."
"Um...okay.." anda blinked a little lost.
"Yes!!!!!!! anda do realize that after this date, I'll fall madly in cinta with anda and announce our engagment without your consent to everyone I know!"
"huh?!"
"Perfect!" he smiled.
With that he crashed his lips onto yours and pulled anda out of the hospital, but ran back taking the bucket of suckers.
~Later~
anda dropped your head in utter agitation, that had to be the most embarrassing way to ask someone out on a date. anda looked up noticing your halaman awal not too far away, anda then looked up to Gintoki watching him eat the last sucker from the bucket.
"I can't wait any longer." he mumbled.
"what?"
"I cinta you."
anda noticed the berwarna merah muda, merah muda glittery aura reappear, but ignored it noticing the man was serious, which was weird for anda seeing how Sakata was never really serious. Instead he was always out to kill the joy and ruin the mood with his rather acak personality, but whos says anda didn't like that.
"Say it." he demanded with a smirk curling on his lips.
"....I cinta anda too Gintoki."
He turned around and tightened his right fist letting out a 'Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!~' grinning happily then turned back to anda landing a soft ciuman on your lips. After that he forgot about the tanggal and anda went to watch Bleach instead. c:
anda stood patiently in the check out line, within the grocery store timidly looking around noticing the line of people form behind anda all giving anda death glares.
"Hey hurry it up!!"
"Come on I have to get home!"
"I have to feed my kids anda bi-"
"I'm sorry, but my friend should be here shortly with my wallet." anda eased chuckling nervously.
The cashier only glared letting out an agitated groan.
"can't anda just let them go ahead of anda till 'your friend' gets here?"
"No way, I've been waiting all hari in that line! I'm not moving!"
anda shouted. "besides that's what anda get for only having 1 check out counter in this huge store."
anda folded your arms still waiting for him, your friend that is. It has already been an jam where could he be? Just then a ringing was heard as a man entered the store. When anda looked anda couldn't help but turn red out of shock and blue out of...shock, making an achy purple cover your face.
It was your friend, Sakata Gintoki walking in, with nothing on but a berwarna merah muda, merah muda frilly apron.
"SAKATA!!!" anda screamed. " what are your wearing!!!"
"What? A man can't wear an apron?"
"Well I suppose anda can't, but JUST an celemek is a little much don't anda think!?!?!?!?!"
"Katsura, Elizabeth Shimpachi and I were playing butt-naked UNO."
"SO anda couldn't put on some shorts!! And anda do realize Elizabeth is a giant pet pinguin, penguin who is already naked?!"
He stared not really caring, then checked through the pockets of the celemek finding nothing, he then dug underneath and pulled out your wallet. anda snatched it a quickly paid for your stuff then headed out the door, anda got yourself a cab and almost got in till Gintoki pulled anda back oleh your shoulder.
"Where anda goin? Let me go with you."
"Theres no way I'm traveling anywhere with anda right now!" anda berkata walking off.
"Well how am I supposed to get home!? anda want me to walk all the way back?"
"I don't care, your just not coming with me like that!"
anda sat in the cab then turned watching Gintoki wave 'goodbye'. anda didn't want to be so rude with him, but geez, who shows up to a market butt-naked?
anda watched him turn to catch another cab making blood fall from your nose run profusely.
'He's so embarrassing!!'
hari 2
anda and your friend were walking around in the mall looking for new clothes, perfume, whatever was out. For some reason they were talking about their most embarrassing moment, and anda couldn't help but think about Gintoki. Why was he so damn weird?
"What about anda huh? Whats your most embarrassing moment?" anda closest friend asked you.
anda tapped your chin thinking about the other hari laughing.
"Well I don't know about me, but my friend he showed up at the market the other da-"
"Fwesh, chessu-cake~~" A familiar looking woman shouted shoving a tray of cakes in your face.
"OH thanks." anda berkata taking one, eating it right after.
The woman was a little familiar, but her permen red lipstick berwarna merah muda, merah muda kimono and pigtails really threw anda off. The manly woman only stared watching anda finally stop with the chewing and menelan the food.
"You like?!"
"Um, its pretty good." anda answered.
"Good, cause anda just ate my hair cake.." she berkata bluntly, her voice getting deeper.
anda blinked remembering the familiar voice and jumped back holding your throat coughing.
"Do anda feel it, my hair inside you.." she said.
anda widened your eyes watching her remove part of her berwarna merah muda, merah muda kimono and white wig, revealing herself to be Gintoki.
"Well...do anda feel me inside of you!?" he shouted refusing to take off the lipstick.
Your friends blinked at the character then backed away watching anda turn green, so close to puking.
"Sakata!" anda hissed.
He only blinked as he watched anda pass out and your friends rushing anda to a bathroom atau something. He then shrugged taking a bite of the sample cheesecakes.
hari 3
Sitting in the doctors office, anda went to check if anda had any type of food poisoning thanks to Gintoki. Your doctor wrote a few things then stood.
"Your just fine, I think we're done here for the day." He berkata chuckling happily. "Get your things together and speak with my intern he'll hand anda a lolli and anda could go on with your day.
anda watched him leave, while anda shuffled to get your stuff, once anda reached the door of the room anda watched it open with a another doctor who began to put on some powdery gloves.
"drop them.."
"eh?"
"Drop your pants."
"WHAT the hell?!?!" anda shouted.
"Relax...I'm a doctor.." he berkata pulling down his mask.
This was getting all too familiar, yet again it was Gintoki. He approached wriggling his fingers about. anda screamed pushing him aside running out of the doctors office but running back to the receptionists meja tulis, meja so anda could get your lolli.
"Excuse me I'm done with my check up I'd like my permen now please."
"Sorry..." The suited receptionist spoke hiding his face behind a bleach manga. "but we're all out.."
anda looked at a bucket of suckers selanjutnya to the man then watched the figure behind the magazine stand then toss the komik jepang aside and chew at least a handful of suckers in his mouth. Your jantung sank once anda saw Gintoki again.
"Sakata-"
"Correct."
"how do anda change so fast!!"
He stood atop the reception desk, and anda turned blue realizing he had his boxers on.
"I change so fast because, time in fact moves so fast, faster than- time." he glared looking down at you. "AND WITH THAT I"D LIKE FOR anda TO SIGN YOUR LIFE AWAY WITH ME!!!
Your eyebrow twitched as anda watched him jump off the meja tulis, meja and grab your hands. Old men and women, doctors and nurses gathered around clapping cooing in happiness.
"Go on a tanggal with me this Saturday." he spoke, a berwarna merah muda, merah muda glittering background forming.
"Sakata...it is Saturday..." anda mumbled looking around wondering how he did that.
"so...that's a yes?"
"eh?-"
"We'll have to go now cause if we go at night I'll probably miss bleach."
"Um...okay.." anda blinked a little lost.
"Yes!!!!!!! anda do realize that after this date, I'll fall madly in cinta with anda and announce our engagment without your consent to everyone I know!"
"huh?!"
"Perfect!" he smiled.
With that he crashed his lips onto yours and pulled anda out of the hospital, but ran back taking the bucket of suckers.
~Later~
anda dropped your head in utter agitation, that had to be the most embarrassing way to ask someone out on a date. anda looked up noticing your halaman awal not too far away, anda then looked up to Gintoki watching him eat the last sucker from the bucket.
"I can't wait any longer." he mumbled.
"what?"
"I cinta you."
anda noticed the berwarna merah muda, merah muda glittery aura reappear, but ignored it noticing the man was serious, which was weird for anda seeing how Sakata was never really serious. Instead he was always out to kill the joy and ruin the mood with his rather acak personality, but whos says anda didn't like that.
"Say it." he demanded with a smirk curling on his lips.
"....I cinta anda too Gintoki."
He turned around and tightened his right fist letting out a 'Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!~' grinning happily then turned back to anda landing a soft ciuman on your lips. After that he forgot about the tanggal and anda went to watch Bleach instead. c: