Type the most long-winded joke anda know. :P

The most long winded one I know is from Red Dwarf:

Lister: Sometimes, I think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. 'Smart Shoes' they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk anda were, they could always get anda home. But he got rattled one night in Oslo and woke up the selanjutnya morning in Burma. anda see, his shoes got bored going from his local to his flat. They wanted to see the world, anda know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd tampil up again the selanjutnya day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down.

Rimmer: Is this true?

Lister: Yeah. The last thing I heard, they sort of... robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, anda see.

Rimmer: Really?

Lister: Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he berkata it was alright and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. anda see, it turns out...

shoes have soles.