Sloth

'Do anda ever get off the couch, sir?
Do anda ever get off the dipan, sofa and stop watching TV?
Do anda ever go for a run?
Do anda ever simply walk around atau exercise outside?
Do anda just play video games all day, sir?
Do anda even do any work?
Man, anda are lazy! '

I would not be surprised if someone
berkata this to you, my friend,
For I am the cause of it all.
I am one of the Deadly Sins,
As anda humans call me,
For I am what makes people a lazy bum.

I am a daemon from the pits of hell,
As are all my other brothers,
But I must say,
That I am not a sin,
But rather a human instinct.
And it amuses me to see anda sit around on the couch,
Getting fatter,
And fatter,
And much unhealthier,
With gaining LDL,
Which your doctors call 'bad cholesterol, '
And with anda sleeping all the time,
anda just make people angry because anda will not
Get up and help.

anda see, good sir,
I am the reason
anda may have dropped out of high school,
Since anda were too lazy
To do your homework
And would have rather hit the booze
atau have done drugs with your buddies instead.

I am the reason anda may have been
Taken off the Varsity team,
Because anda were either too lazy to exercise
And contribute to the sports team,
atau anda may have been too lazy in school,
And decided to get all F's in school.

I am the reason anda may not have graduated,
For anda took school less seriously than others,
And anda did not do your homework,
And anda had to take your freshman courses
Over and over again
Just because anda failed them;
Yet anda could not complete your required classes
In your four years
And the No Child Left Behind Act
Took anda out of school,
Without letting anda get your diploma.

anda blew off school like it was nonsense,
And I laugh at your stupidity,
For anda struggle to get your GED to this day.

I am the reason anda may have dropped out of college,
For anda thought college was too much work,
And decided to blow off the work
And to party all the time,
Getting hangovers every morning,
And failing your classes the selanjutnya day.
anda gave up to studying,
And gave in to me,
Which makes anda fail intensively.

I am the reason anda did not earn your major,
For anda partied too much,
And anda felt studying was too much work,
And now I am amused to see that your life
Is a wreck
With anda living in a trailer park
Lying on your couch,
Watching your antennae TV
With Dish Network as your supplier,
And anda unable to hold a job.

I am the reason anda may have lost your job,
For anda slacked off too much,
And played games on your computer
Instead of filing reports
atau programming the computer system
That your boss asked anda to do.
anda would rather play Sudoku
atau check your email
Than do what your boss asks anda to do.
anda would sleep all the time,
And play Starcraft on your laptop,
And play a little bit of WOW
And Skyrim
Instead of contacting your associates
Internationally.
anda made your boss angry,
And he finally had the last straw,
So he decided to api you,
And now anda have no job,
And your life is ruined,
For anda cannot find any employment.
It amuses me to see anda in this way,
As miserable as anda are.

I am also the reason why your marriage crashed,
For whenever anda came home,
anda would rather lie on the couch
And sleep
Than help your wife with the household chores
atau making dinner
atau helping take care of the kids.
I made anda irresponsible,
Making anda unreliable with money,
Untrustworthy in your actions,
Lacking in truth-telling,
And making your work ethic horrible.
Your wife cannot stand anda anymore,
For anda never help with anything,
And cannot ever keep your end of the deal.
anda pitiful little thing,
anda live your life in misery,
And all I can say is that it amuses me.

I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins,
And if your life has been clean of us,
anda better be careful,
For I atau one of my brothers may very much
Taint your life,
And we take amusement in your torment.