Rapunzel

A/N#2: This is Chapter 2.



We had been on the sea for a week already, the crew was nice enough, so was the captain. No one had
really been talking, to busy with each individual's dream of what was in Jamestown; Freedom? Riches?
Edward was even lebih arrogant then I had thought originally, he walks around everyday with his brother
who I found out was the black haired boy who had been standing selanjutnya to him. He was ok, but Edward
just got under my skin with his rude komentar about my father and how he has a high repuatation.
"Cecily?" I called searching for my sister up on the deck in the warm sunlight....

hey everybody! I just saw the tangled midnight premiere last night so I've rewrote my disney Princess daftar and I tried really hard to make it the most accurate out of all my sebelumnya lists (my favorit disney Princess daftar changes like the weather). One lebih thing, sometimes I think that my ratings don't truly capture how I feel about a certain princess so I've included a simple rating to tell anda how I feel about each princess. This is my first artikel so please be nice! :)

10. Cinderella
Yeah, i've never been much of a fan. I mean it's great that she works so hard and still retains her pleasant...

I wanted to do something creative for mulan month, and here it is. I though of making countdown for this, but I realized I would be very unhappy if the results don't turn out the way I want. If you, however, are interested in countdown, leave a comment.

I had really had time deciding which princess would be Mulan's favorit so thank anda princeslullaby billion times for helping me sort things up. I tried to think the way mulan would, and to rank the princesses based on her values, I hope I did it good, if not, well, I'm sorry.


8.Aurora
Aurora and mulan are almost exact opposites. Aurora...

*Resuming conversation... They look down and suddenly see... some giant fireball soaring up in the sky(Wait- can fireballs REALLY float?).*

Hella: Hurry anda retards!

*The gang pull Rodney back up just in time. It zoomed up where everyone could see it and then ascemds farther up to the ceiling(Or to one of those doors/rooms)*

Rodney: *Pulls his pants back up* So, where do ya think it's heading?

Kids: *Shrug* How should we know?

Fairy G: Aw crap, here comes another fireball!

*This time multiple fireballs came zooming out and started flying everywhere*

Rodney: Okay, that is just creepy!

Fairy G: How is...

“It’s no good, Kida,” Jane sighed. “We’ll never get into the Princess section.”
“Which part of Princess Kida do they not understand?” she frowned, watching the children gather around the nine figures in the centre of the street.
“Well, technically, you’re a Queen,” Jane sighed. “But our films aren’t successful enough to ever be called Princess movies. mulan isn’t a Princess but she’s bringing in the riches. That’s how it works.”
“But Tarzan did rather well!” Meg lifted an eyebrow. “Which is lebih than can be berkata for my ‘blockbuster’.”
“Consider yourselves...

Chapter One

"Why must dis happen? Why why why?"
"Whatchya talkin bout Cwabby?"
Sebastian the kepiting turned to the two mice before him. "Every tahun I'm all set and ready to retire. And every tahun someting comes up dat makes me wait on and on to do dat!" he groaned. "It's always de same thing...babysitting de girls!"
"No worry, Cwabby. We'll help ya!" Jaq, one of the mice declared.
"Uh, yup!" the lebih chubby one, Gus, added.
"Sides, isn't dere some magic guy comin ta help, too?" Jaq asked.
Sebastian raised an eyebrow at the rodents. "It's called a Genie."
"Did someone call me?" a voice exclaimed. Then,...

Note: I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Other note: I know I missed some stuff and that this is an extremely shortened version. I performed this with some friends, and we didn't have enough people to do all seven dwarfs. So all there is is Grumpy.

Scene 1- The queen consults her magic mirror.
Queen-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror-That's easy! Selena Gomez!
Queen- OTHER THAN HER!
Mirror- Then...hmm...Taylor Swift.
Queen- Why??
Mirror-According to the August issue of J-14 magazine, Selena Gomez was found the prettiest in a vote of 342 people.
Queen-Well, Selena Gomez...

Ariana stared at ....Harold (she was going to have to get used to calling a kepiting a self-given name) for a quick moment. Then she burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, no seriously." She said, laughing hysterically. She clutched her sides and continued to laugh, almost to the point of mania.
But Harold stared at her, dead-pan. "I'm serious, Ariana. You're a mermaid, and I can pr-"
"Stop it." Ariana said, still laughing, but a suprising stab of anger cut her laughter short. She began to look around her, bending down, peeking under the boardwalk. She stood back up.
"Okay, where are the hidden...

It's natal morning they had no natal pohon they have only apples to eat but to the story.

"Merry natal everyone get up I wanna give all of anda your presents" berkata Cinderella

They all got up and went to get the presents, cinderella wanted to be the first to give her friends their presents.

"Chief I got anda a brush so I can brush your lovely main and tail. Bruno I got anda a daging panggang, steak with a bone in it. Jaq I got anda some cheese, and Christopher I got anda a....." berkata Cinderella

"WAIT! Cinderelly we got anda something, we got anda a rose it was the last one in the hole woods. We saw it and thought...

    Prince Bartholomew bent down one knee and without hesitation, he began to sing:
    "Fair princess, would anda be mine? Your beauty makes me feel warmer than sunshine. And I can't live another hari without you-"
    Princess kacang interrupted. "Yeah, um, hold that thought for a second, would you?" kacang turned to her mother. "Is he serious?"
    "Quite," replied Annalynne.
    "I see you're not the romantic duet type," Bartholomew observed. "Alas, anda are so beautiful that I am unbothered oleh this quirk....

The princess are almost to the kastil, castle and are as ready as they will ever be. However out story is not about them today it's about the princes. "So what do we do just stay here until we die" berkata Aladdin. "What else can we do there's no way out" berkata Naveen. "Yeah it's hopeless but we need to find a way out" berkata Eric. "I must find Snow White my princess my love" berkata Henry(Snow White's prince). "I must find Aurora she needs me that beautiful helpless princess needs me" berkata Philip. "You need to give them lebih credit my cinderella was weak but later became lebih tough and my princess" berkata Christopher(Cinderella's...

It's a new morning the princesses are learning to fight everyday even Snow White and Aurora but mulan who is not really a princess is sad. "What's wronge mulan is everything alright" asked Belle. "Yeah I'm just upset a little" Mulan. "Do anda wanna talk about it" asked Ariel. "No not really" berkata Mulan. So the princesses tried to find out what's wronge with her and try to cheer her up. "What's wronge mulan anda can tell us anything" berkata Cinderella. "I'm not a princess" berkata Mulan. "So what's so bad about that" asked Jasmine. "Well there are supose to be nine princesses not eight and I'm not...

    With repetitive thuds, Gaston, Lady Tremaine, LeFou, and Lady Tremaine’s daughters and kucing fell onto the book. But they were not on the book anymore. They seemed to be trapped in the book pages.
    “Mother, why do anda have to take us down here?” anastasia moaned at Lady Tremaine.
    “Because,” Lady Tremaine declared with an instant grin. “Down here is where the queen of Hearts lies, and we can take over Wonderland with an invasion of her kingdom, and even if she has the slightest possibility of resistance, Gaston has...

COMING selanjutnya SATURDAY...
Princess kacang will face her most suspensful adventure yet when a war erupts between the Natives and the English settlers. Will kacang be able to help Pocahontas and her true cinta John Smith be together atau is sass just not enough this time? In this sneak peek, here's a glimpse of selanjutnya week's chapter.

"Pocahontas!" yelled Pea. "Are anda nuts? anda can't go around making out with hot white boys! Unless there was some tongue, then it was totally worth it."
"But Pea," replied the beautiful chief's daughter. "I love John Smith! And even though Kocoum was killed, I can't help but think...

So the princesses talked and got to know each other and told their stories. "But why did anda runaway from your family" Aurora asked Ariel. "My father was too strick and my sisters were so ubsesed with looks and I just wanted to be up in the world above it's inteasting to me and Eric" Awnsered Ariel. "I agree with Ariel my dad was too strick too I never even had any real friends other than my tiger that is until I ranaway and met aladdin and cinderella why did anda stay with other horrible women why didn't anda runaway" berkata Jasmine. "Those three were all I got before my father died I promised...

Snow White and cinderella were still holding Aurora’s body when cinderella opened the door and found confusion in the kitchen’s halls. “What is going on outside?” melati asked confusedly. “I heard this banging with your leave.”
    “Funny,” cinderella replied. “We heard the bang.”
    However, the conversation stopped as Belle and melati noticed the sleeping Aurora. They rushed over and Belle concluded, “She must be…”
    “The fifth princess,” melati and Belle stated, looking at each other, surprised...

I'm here to write about the herones that should be princesses!
To start with Jane she could be called a princess because Tarzan is technicly prince of the jungle so since jane and tarzan are married that makes Jane kinda a princess.

selanjutnya is Gissle from Enchanted.Everyone knows she's a princess but then at the end of the movie she's not really a princess anymore but she is still a princess like judi Benson who plays Ariel Once a princess always a princess.

Now i'm here to talk about Pochantas she is daughter of the chief a the daughter of the cheif and the daughter to a cheif is a princess....

Ok, starting off I don't think Maleficent is in the wrong here I mean if anda know anything about her back story anda would know that King Stephen and the queen have been terrible to her. Then they don't even invite her to the baby's party. Heck! I would have cursed the child too. Now keeping subject on the peri when I was little I didn't really like the peri they just seemed dumb, and as a 7 tahun old child I could think of better ways to help out Aurora. MaryWeather the blue fairy says only a true cinta can break the spell. But if anda fast meneruskan, ke depan a bit she keeps Aurora AWAY from people....

In favor to our beloved princesses.....I present this solute.

Have anda ever had a day...a bad day? *Emotional musik plays* anda think that is bad, huh? Let's take a moment...our beloved princesses have been attacked with diseases, terrible ones. They are extremely contagious, and have affected our little ones.


The Eye multiplication/remover: Ze Eyes

Now Ze eyes is a very rare disease, anda can lose your eyes, atau get them in acak places. But Snow White has been cursed with something even worse than anda can imagine:COMBINATION




Bearded Woman

This has been one of the most affective out of...

A lot of people call the classics Mary-Sues and I strongly disagree, and I have much evidence to prove that they are far from perfect. But hey, their opinion, I'll respect that. Here we go...

Here is why they are underrated

1)Feminine
2)Mary-Sues
3)Need a Prince for rescue

They are feminine, yes, but that is not bad in any way. They are Mary-Sues? No way. They need a prince for rescue, they are capable of many things oleh themselves.

Starting out with the first and my favorit out of the classics....

SNOW WHITE:
I think she is the most underrated out of all the princesses. In areas like beauty (she's...