putri disney Article: What bugs me about the Princesses

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posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

Yes, anda read it correctly...I'm menulis what I DO NOT like about them...I thought it would be a refreshing change of pace from all the other artikel I have written in the past couple of months. These aren't in any particular order...I just numbered them chronologically. Here we go...

**if anda are easily offended, anda might want to stop membaca right here...ok, no turning back now...

Snow White

Someday her puberty will come...

The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish anda would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice oleh any means, but anda get my drift. And anda pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.

Cinderella

So this? Is love? Hmm mmm??

This one is a tough one, with her being my favorit Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that anda put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's susu as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame anda for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were anda to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.

Aurora

I know you...you lurked with me once upon a dream...

Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook atau clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, bernyanyi at the puncak, atas of your lungs as if anda are bernyanyi in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and anda two can break into song and dance with each other.

Ariel

Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all hari in the sun with global warming...

When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of anda Ariel. When someone tells anda to go left, anda go right. anda want everything that anda can't have...like legs. So anda go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY anda only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if anda ask me...but, I am pahit and guarded from being hurt oleh guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.

Belle

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere...well, I think I do anyways...

Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if anda are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud kue serabi, muffin following anda around, WHAT is stopping anda sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!

Jasmine

Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind!

I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! melati has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least melati did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for aladdin she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.

Pocahontas

I'm needed here...to stand on cliffs and look all serious.

How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I berkata stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she lost her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.

Mulan

We'll help you, wash and dry, just so later anda can dress up as a guy.

Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and cinta between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really cinta her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!

Tiana

I'm almost there...just have to work my pantat, keledai off for the selanjutnya ten years...

I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK anda God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.

Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!

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firegirl1515 @princesslullaby: It's a natural heating period. Now, I'm not saying we're not speeding it up, or that we shouldn't care about the Earth, but this is basically the opposite of the ice age. It's happened before. In fact, people are worried about the sea levels rising, but the sea levels used to be higher in colonial times.

Straggy I lol'd so hard. I loved your Mulan caption and the "THANK YOU GOD" for Naveen.

DreamyGal I don't know where I stand on global warming...I was just trying to be a smart ass, lol...and kenzieiscool, I probably suond like a hick in reality...I'm just so used to the way people talk down here.

Duncan_Courtney Bwhahah, Loved the Pocahontas caption and the whole "THANK GOD FOR NAVEEN"

ppgbelle4 This is a very well done article! :) Great work. I agree with your reasons.

dinavidscuitee Language! besides that I liked it , just remember this, these are kids movies, rated G. they are not meant to be so utterly romantic. O and Eric is better than naveen.

deathchick9 DreamyGal you have NEVER seen an anime have you?

madisonsavanna This is awesome :D

hrrypttrfn328 This was great. I loved to see something other than praise for these women and girls. The only thing I wonder is Belle: how is she supposed to, in good conscience, leave her presumably widowed father who does not seem to know how to take care of himself? I would not be able to live with myself if I left a father who relied so heavily on me. It WAS a different world after all. Otherwise, I was very amused by this article :)

ponyboyjohnny i agree with your point about snow white a 100 % but there's other reasons i hate her also than what you mentioned

DreamyGal No, deathchick9...I haven't!

TigerRanma ^ Ooh

disneygirl11 You mean it's a BAD thing to have hots for a caroon character? Uh oh.... ;) Anyways, really great article. You must be really brave to have written this when so many people could've attacked you with pitchforks (it would Gaston and the town all over again!)

lepetitsouris just got across looking at this article. :) after about 5 hours of nothing to do and no internet, this totally cheered me up xD

princesslullaby @deathchick9...lol...I don't think she'd be able to take it.

DreamyGal ^ You're probably right, lol

TigerRanma Oh, the bishounens (pretty boys) of anime.

hindaa Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind! LOL, ur article is soooo funny :D and i agree with u in EVERYTHING

monkeyfan123 you got every single princess right and i just hate them but hey you said it in a nicer way then i would have done

firegirl1515 ^^If you hate them, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! *facepalm*

Candy77019 lol this article brightened my day XD

KaitouSamurai2 Your article is hilarious! Lots of Lolz for my favorites and least favorites.

magicfairydust HAHAHAHAHA this articles made me laugh so much! loved it! xD up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun...with global warming lmaoo!

ladyhadhafang Had to LOL at the "antifreeze in Lucifer's food" thing. In all seriousness, poor Cinderella. *Hugs her tightly* If I were in her position, I would have gone crazy a long time ago. She has the patience of a saint, I tell you. I can sort of relate to Tiana, though, considering I'm sort of a work/school-a-holic -- but yeah. Poor girl is so wound tight. Granted, she relaxes a bit (and still manages to land her restaurant! :D), and she did have some reason to be wound that tight, but still, damn! And yeah, Snow White did have some serious cahones in terms of cleaning the Dwarves' cottage. I know if I came home to find my house suddenly cleaned and a stranger sleeping in my bed, I think my first instinct would be calling 9-1-1. Although I'm guessing back when Snow White lived, that wasn't really a big deal. If anything, hospitality was kind of serious business -- as BEAUTY AND THE BEAST will testify.

tiagih oh i love this article it made laugh esp Cindy's part

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Walt disney Screencaps - Princess Snow White

added by marissa

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Common Themes With Each Generation of Princesses

posted by Tygers_Eye

You'll notice that characters created around the same time as each other tend to share traits that are populer at the time atau big with the artist/director/etc who works with them.

However, I'm not here to talk about personalities. Those have already been covered oleh many interesting authors who explore the topics far lebih effectively than I could. What I want to talk about is common overarching themes I have noticed in each generation of princesses.

Classic Princesses

A common theme with the first three disney princesses (Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora) I think is maintaining hope and optimism...

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Some thoughts about Frozen

posted by Swanpride

Well, as promised, here my thoughts. Careful, though, I intend to go into great detail about the movie. If anda haven’t watched it yet, I suggest to leave, atau this will ruin the experience for you. I also warn anda if anda cinta the movie. For me, it was very much a mixed bag, and I will mostly try to figure out why I wasn’t as enchanted as I was and still am of my favourite disney Princess Movies.

1. The Animation

Let’s start with the positive: The animasi is gorgeous! When I saw the scene with the ship sinking in the storm, I kept thinking “wow”. And the snow scenes…let’s put it...

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Meet the disney Princess Fans!

posted by JungleQueen13

Hi everyone! This artikel was an idea I had to showcase some of the current disney Princess fans. Obviously there are many other fan in this club, but it is impossible to include everyone for various reasons, even though that would be ideal. Each person involved is listed according to their favourite princess, and there is a short summary of that person so we can all get to know each other better. So Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays, and please enjoy!

sweetie-94
This girl, sweetie-94, is the sweetest person on this entire planet! Her favorit princess is Snow White and her personality meshes...

disney Princes Most Likely to Give Wedgies

posted by hatelarxene

The receiver

I know this is kinda a weird countdown, but here ya go.

10. The Prince
I don't see him giving any wedgies at all. If anything, I think he'd be the one receiving them from everyone else.

9. Prince Charming
Just like with the Prince, I don't see Charming giving any wedgies. He might give the occasional wedgie, but only to the Prince.

8. Prince Phillip
This guy would give so many wedgies to the other two classic princes that it's not funny.

7. Shang
He doesn't always give wedgies, but when he does, anda better believe that it'll being excruciatingly painful.

6. Adam/Beast
Beginning-of-the-movie Beast...

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DP Couple Analysis: Rapunzel and Flynn

posted by Jayden-G

I decided to start a series of analyzing the DP Couples in depth (and later, the other disney Couples) after I got bored one day, and wanted to write a series of articles. anda can recommend me which couple to do selanjutnya in the couples section. So here is how it is going to go. I will first explain my secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan statement about the couples in a paragraph, and then I will analyze each scene to look at the inner and outer feelings of the characters individually an the couple itself.

Here is the first DP Couple Analysis:link

First thoughts right after watching the Movie
Right after watching Tangled,I...

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My Most Heroic disney Princesses

posted by KataraLover

I thought that since Merida has joined that I should talk about the most heroic disney Princesses. I'll be judging their actions based off not only the original film but in the sequels and TV series'. Keep in mind that this is just my opinion and that just because like per say I think they're a damsel in distress and not that heroic doesn't mean that I hate them. Anyway please leave a komentar and enjoy.

11.Aurora

Okay I don't like her but I don't hate her and this is kind of part of why I don't like her. First of all her dream is basically to be a damsel in distress, be saved oleh her true...

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Did Ariel really not learn anything?

posted by rhythmicmagic

People say that Ariel never learned a lesson in The Little Mermaid and that she never really was sorry for what she did. I kind of agreed with this until I watched The Little Mermaid last night, and I realized that she does actually learn a lesson.

When people like to defend Ariel, they tend to point to this line:
Daddy, I'm sorry! I - I - I didn't mean to. I didn't know –
However, those who say Ariel doesn’t learn anything say it is only one moment, and that she was really just sorry she got caught.

The weaker scene everyone remembers

However, no one pays attention to the scene after...

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favorit Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Character Countdown Results

posted by sweetie-94

Here are the results of the favorit Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Character Countdown, hope you'll enjoy it :)

16. The Vultures

I was expecting them to leave a few rounds later, but there's not doubt about why they left at this point, most users berkata that they where creepy.

I watched this the other hari and I absolutely despise them. Ugh (Mongoose09)
Boring (Jessikaroo)
I like the vultures, actually! (rythmicmagic)
they have no purpose in the movie (pretty_angel92)
They´re only creepy. (CodyVenusTrent)
Nothing special about them. (MissAngelPaws)
I get why the vultures are there, they add to...

DP Mothers

posted by SweetPea2007

It is Mothers hari so I did a countdown poling for the best DP Mother. I am a little tired but want to finish this tonight so I am not going to get as detailed as I wanted. Let us get started with the worst Mother.

#13 queen Grimmhilde

Snow Whites Step mother was a horrible woman who most likely killed her husband, was standoffish and uppity to her step-daughter, and eventually went from ignoring the child to wanting her dead when the girl became too "pretty".

"Definitely! At least Tremaine and Gothel has no plans to kill their stepdaughters. Plus she treated Snow White as a rat, dress her like...

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My Least Prettiest to Prettiest Princess list.

posted by LatinoLollipops

I didn't know what to put here.

I apologize for any spelling mistakes, this is my first artikel and I hope anda won't be totally bored trying to get through the first princess paragraph. I'm sorry if your eye's melt out of their sockets but I'm sure anda can push through membaca and absorbing each word.. atau anda could just scan through haha. I was also very lazy with collecting foto and editing them so they look like rubbish. Sorry.

11. Merida, she is probably the most hideous female creation to have ever been created oleh the pixar studios. Yes, her hair is nice.. nice that's it? If anda shaved it all of she would be ugly as...

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favorit DP Moments

posted by JNTA1234

The Legendary Princesses

I've been wanting to do this for a long time. So, here anda go, my favorit moment from each disney Princess film. Here are the ground rules.
1.The princess has to be in the scene. Obviously aladdin and Sleeping Beauty will have to suffer for that.
2.They can't be musical numbers. Otherwise this entire artikel would be nothing but songs.

Snow White runs away
The scene was so creepy, it creeps me out to this hari and I cinta it. The dark and frightening imagery, it gives me chills. After surviving an attempt at murder, Snow White runs off in fear to the forest where she lets her imagination run wild....

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Best unofficial disney Princess friendship.

posted by ellie53

artikel counting down the favourite unofficial disney princess friendship, which were created oleh these picks:
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7. Tiana and Belle

Not really surprising that this friendship was the first to leave as imo, these two princess have selanjutnya to nothing in common. Tiana is very grounded and head strong whereas Belle is a bit of a dreamer and chases fairytales.

'I don't see this happening at all!'- Tigressfan10689

'I cannot see this happening at all! Really!'-ajotma

'I seriously can't imagine Belle and Tiana together being friends...'- JediWaterBender

6.Mulan and...

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favorit disney Princess (People's view)

posted by PrincessLD

Disney Princesses

Hey!I know that is been hundreds of artikel about who is the most favorit disney favorit princess, but I like to start my first artikel about this.If anda see an error in spelling atau grammar,I am sorry but I am not a first english speaking. Don't be too bad with me. This is my first article, but give advise to improve for the selanjutnya article. And Thank anda for the people who help me with this survey.

10. Snow White

Princess Snow White (1937)

The first disney movie and princess is the least favorit princess in this year. Back in 1937,this movia had a lot of sucess. This princess is too innocent,...

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My favorit disney Princesses (Top 7)

posted by magicfairydust

Every girl grew up with them, we all dreamed of being one <3

I cinta ALL the disney princesses but these are my favorites.
7. Sleeping Beauty (Aurora/Briar Rose)
Ahhh the lovely Briar Rose, many times haled as the most beautiful of all the disney princesses. She's very nice and pretty....and nice...ok so she doesn't do much. That's why she's ranked lower but I still cinta her! She's such a classic and iconic princess. Some people argue that she only shows up in 18 menit of the actual film but thats the point! She's SLEEPING beauty. Besides, she has like the best wardrobe ever.

oh my, this better not be that weird lipstick wearing guy in snow white.......

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Fanpop's disney Dreamcast: Supporting Characters (Part 1)

posted by chesire

After a few weeks I've finally made part 1 of the dreamcast for the supporting characters.

I'm losing my touch here so I didn't put much effort in making these images. And I've had a hard time finding pictures to edit. I hope it's still good though.

So as of September 26, 2011, here's what the fan voted:

1. link and link
The fan voted: Anna Kendrick and Emma Stone

2. link
The fan voted: Betty White

3. link
The fan voted: Ashley Tisdale

4. link
The fan voted: Olivia Wilde

5. link
The fan voted: Alex Meraz

So these are all for now, my personal favorit here is Olivia Wilde...

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*~Best disney Princess Singer Countdown Results~*

posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

9. Snow White

Snow White may be adorable, sweet and charming, but when she sings, glass breaks, anjing bark and car alarms are set off. I cinta her...she is precious, but her bernyanyi voice is a bit high for my tastes, and apparently all of yours, since she came in last place.

"Even thought I've grown to like Snow's voice, it still gives me a headache when she sings I'm Wishing." -VGfan30

"I cinta Snow White's voice too it's sweet and charming. It's not one of my favorit but it's really pretty I cinta how she hits those high notes." -KataraLover

"I don't think Snow White's is awful, it just definitely...

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Beauty and the Beast: My favorit Scenes

posted by TotallyMe105

Since Beauty and the Beast is my favorit disney film, I wanted to write about a few of my favorit scenes.

#8:Shes Being Difficult!

I cinta this scene because suddenly this monsterous Beast is being childish. Also this is the first banter anda see between the Beast and Belle, anda also get to see how desperatly the kastil, castle staff is trying to get him to be polite and get the girl to fall in cinta with him.

#7: The Library:

When the Beast presents Belle the perpustakaan and shares his desperate attempts to win her jantung to cogsworth and lumiere anda just want to go "Awwww" the look on his face...

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Best disney Princess Sequel Outfit Countdown: Rankings 21 to 11

posted by firegirl1515

Having gotten rid of the major disaster outfits in part one of this countdown, we pindah on to the middle outfits. These are the outfits that are really on the fence. They were okay, but not quite right, just like some of the sequels they came from. Let's see what the fan have to say about our Middle Eleven sequel outfits:

Cinderella 2- Blue Ballgown

21) Cinderella's Blue Ballgown

"it's too puffy, the diamond-shaped thing doesn't work, and her hair and necklace, which alone atau with a different outfit would work, only make it worse." ~percyandpotter

"I've changed my mind. I think this one is...

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Best and Worst disney Song Remakes

posted by misssy

Worst

3. If I Never Knew You (Pocahontas) oleh the Cheetah Girls
Although this song was cut from the original release of Pocahontas, in the special edition version, disney decided to put this song back in. It was berkata that this song did not make it in the film because during a special screening, children found it boring. I completely disagree. I think it's one of the most beautiful songs ever. Unfortunately, the Cheetah Girls ruined the song. Not to say that they're bad singers because they can sing, just not this song. They took away from the original magic. It's a song of such cinta and passion...