"CINDERELLA!" Princess kacang screamed. "Okay, don't be mad but while anda were gone I flooded your bathroom!"
"Oh dear, is that all?"
"Yes..." Princess kacang lied. "Okay, no. The water seeped through the ceiling and the debris landed on the king's statue on the floor below."
"Gosh, well, can the statue be replaced?"
"Of course!" kacang lied. "Okay, not really...you see it was hand-carved oleh some artist from a foreign land. It was the king's most valuable possesion...which to me is a little pathetic. In my kingdom back home, we had ten statues per corridor that were all much higher in value. So Cindy, I hope your hubby's good in tempat tidur because his kastil, castle is a tad on the cheap side. It only has twenty-eight ballrooms!"
"You're mean," berkata Prince Charming sulkily. He walked inside.
"So how was the vacay, Cindy?" asked Pea, signaling cinderella to sit with her on a bench. "Tell me everything."
"It was really romantic," cinderella berkata dreamily, "we went horseback-"
"I'm bored, wanna hear what happened to me while anda were gone?"
"Sure," berkata cinderella struggling to maintain her sweet nature.
"Well, these little rats started yelling 'Where's Cinderellie' at me so I tried to hit them with a sapu but they escaped. Don't worry though, I called an exterminator."
"Oh no! Jaq! Gus!" cinderella ran into the kingdom.
"Geez, maybe she had a bad experience with the exterminator as a child..." kacang considered aloud.
That night, Princess kacang brushed her teeth and headed to her guest bedroom. While she was on her way down the hall, she overheard the king talking to Cinderella.
"Get that girl out of here!" berkata the king. "She has done nothing but cause trouble since she arrived!"
"But she's my friend, your highness," replied Cinderella. "I know she can be a little up-front but she has a good heart."
It suddenly occured to Peanalita that she was ruining Cinderella's happy ending. She ran to her room and threw herself onto the tempat tidur in tears, much like every other princess has at some point.
"Don't lose faith, child," berkata a voice.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed kacang when she realized there was a chubby old woman in a jubah sitting on the end of the bed. "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Cinderella's fairy godmother...but I thought anda could use a hand. atau rather...a magic wand."
"You mean, anda can do magic? Oh! Make me look like Jessica Alba!"
"I'm afraid my magic doesn't work that way," replied the woman. "I can only do magic that comes from the heart."
"What kind of fairy godmother are you? You're good for nothing except Twinkie Eating Contests..." remarked Pea. "You know what? I'm out of here. I'll visit Cindy in a few months when her happily ever after has faded a bit and she realizes I'm lebih fun to hang out with than that husband of hers who has less personality than a wet sock! Give me that wand!" Princess kacang snatched the wand.
"Princess Pea, be careful!" warned the Fairy Godmother. "My wand interprets everything anda wish for literally!"
"Can it, Granny," berkata Pea. She pointed the wand at herself. "Take me to a kingdom with a sexy bachelor prince...a beautiful kingdom that will completely take my breath away. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!"
Suddenly, glitter and magic dust circled Princess Pea. It transported her through a swirl of pelangi colours...suddenly she found herself in what she'd asked for...a place that took her breath away. Unfortunately for Pea, she'd never learned how to swim.
(End Of Part 8)
