"DAMN IT!" she screamed. "Morning already and I'm still in these stupid woods! I must be in freaking China oleh now." Finally, she saw a narrow path that ended outside the woods. She ran through it and saw a huge, grassy field. There were several white tents. It looked to be some sort of training camp.
Princess kacang walked over to one of the tents, it was tied to a pohon and separated from the big group.
"Hello? Can I come in? I've been walking all night and I need some sleep...LIKE IMMEDIATELY, if that's okay with you."
"W-Who's there?" replied a voice from inside the tent. "Just let, me, um, get dressed..." The voice sounded nervous but kacang was too tired to make fun of it. A young Chinese man stepped out of the tent. "Hi..."
"No time for chit-chat. Can I take a nap in your tent?"
"Oh, uh, well, I guess," he answered. "But who are anda exactly?"
"I am Princess Peanalita, I'm famous as the bitchy princess who is so spoiled that even if I'm sleeping on a thousand mattresses, I'll feel something uncomfortable under them and complain the selanjutnya day."
"Oh, I see..." replied the boy. "I'm Ping. Well, I'd better head out. anda see, I'm training to defend my country from some invaders called the Huns."
"Yeah...I don't care." kacang rudely pushed Ping aside and lay down in the tent. "Finally, somewhere to sleep...even if it some peasant tent."
"Who anda callin' a peasant?" berkata a voice, that sounded suspiciously similar to a talking donkey kacang had met once.
"Who's there?"
"The name's Mushu and I am Mul-I mean, Ping's guardian dragon," berkata a tiny red lizard-like creature that hopped out from under the pillow. "If anda just gonna be rude, anda might as well pack up and leave."
"Sorry, I don't talk to lizards," kacang rolled her eyes.
"Dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. Now where's Ping?"
"He just left..."
"Woopsie Daisy, I musta overslept." Mushu ran out of the tent following Ping. Princess kacang shut her eyes and dozed off. About eight hours later, she was woken up oleh Ping.
"Excuse me, I sort of need my tent back because we're leaving in the morning and I've been training all day."
"Ugh! Fine! anda are the rudest so-called "soldier" I've ever met!" kacang stormed out angrily. "And oleh the way, anda have a girly voice. Stop trying to sound all macho!"
kacang was angered oleh Ping's "lack of manners" and couldn't believe how abruptly he'd kicked her out. She had only gotten an eight jam nap! Suddenly, she realized her tiara was missing. She scurried back to the tent and walked in without asking. Ping was under the sheets, looking up horrified at her.
"Y-Y-You're a...a...girl!" cried Pea.
"I can explain," replied the woman worriedly.
(End Of Part 2)
