What Klaus berkata to Damon in the cell during those two scenes really played on my mind over and over. The first scene was the one about what Damon says to Elena that's made her fall for him and the detik scene being the one where Klaus was shattering Damon's jantung about his fears of losing Elena to Stefan again and him not being able to live up to Stefan. In both those scenes I got really annoyed with Klaus but after watching them over and over I found that each scene could easily be used to mock and laugh at Klaus because of how incapable of cinta he is and how he can't seem to grasp the feeling of love, so who is he to sit and place judgment on Damon's feelings for Elena and also say what he believes is true cinta when he doesn't even know the full story atau has seen what's been happening all this time. So I took advantage of all this and decided to write another mocking artikel but this time I've targeted our good friend klaus, whom I cinta but his character just pissed me off in 4x12. Anyway it's me menulis as though Klaus is talking but It's my thoughts that are being written and I'm basically just making a huge joke out of Klaus and his logic. So enjoy :)

First Scene:
"So um Damon seeing as though I have to babysit anda for god knows how long and there's still a good jam atau so till I need to feed anda your baby bottle of blood lets talk about cinta shall we. I'd like to think that it's an emotion I'm very much familiar with and seem to feel for so many people, including my dear mother whom I murdered years ago. May she rest in peace. Now Damon how is it that dear sweet Elena can overlook all your flaws? I mean you've done some pretty screwed up sh*t in your past but now you've changed for the better and anda allow your humanity to dictate your life. Yet I still can't quite fathom how someone as handsome, honest, loyal, caring, protective, selfless and loving as anda could land a girl as compassionate and as forgiving as Elena. Though I'll admit I am quite sure it has nothing to do with the sire bond. So did anda manipulate her, compel her? Actually scratch that I'm just trying to get under your skin, but please for the cinta of god give me some damn saran on how anda scored with her? What is it anda say to her that keeps her around? I'll admit I'm envious of anda both. I want Caroline and I to be just like anda and Elena."

detik scene:
"Now I know I asked anda for cinta saran instead of Stefan but your brother Stefan's cinta for Elena is stronger than yours even though he let her die just a few weeks back and now he can't seem to accept her as a vampire. anda on the other hand would of saved her in a heartbeat had it of been anda on the bridge that night and also anda seem to accept Elena in any shape atau form. Yet I'm still convinced Stefan's cinta is the strongest. I mean Stefan resisted compulsion so he wouldn't have to bite Elena now that's love. anda however could not resist compulsion even though anda begged Jeremy to kill anda instead so anda wouldn't have to kill him. anda were willing to die then and there for Elena and Jeremy but no that cinta is not enough. Not nearly enough as Saint Stefan's. I mean Stefan let Elena die alone in a car at the bottom of a river but he was able to resist the urge to bite her for like 5 detik until eventually he did so he must definitely cinta her more, don't anda think? Being able to restrain yourself for a little while from feeding on the person anda cinta is a much bigger declaration of cinta than saving them from dying, and willing to die without hesitation oleh the hands of the person anda have been compelled to kill, true story look it up in the Klaus handbook of love, I wrote it. See Damon I know lebih about cinta than anyone else in the world. They call me Klaus Cupid Mikaelson because I'm like the malaikat of cinta baby. I've got all the ladies lining up even my current crush Caroline is banging on my front door at this very detik hoping I'll let her in for some serious lovin. Oh and I know you're very much in cinta with Elena even though just a few menit yang lalu I was saying the complete opposite because anda couldn't seem to fight the compulsion for her. But just so anda know, Elena will run back to Stefan once she turns human because remember that time while she was under your sire bond influence anda flat out told her in a clear concise way that the one thing that would make anda the happiest man in the world is if she fell out of cinta with Stefan and fell deeply in cinta with you? Do anda remember that Damon? I'm an expert in this field and I can tell anda right here right now to just give up dude your fairytale ending ain't coming. I'm also a certified Psychic incase anda didn't know, I can predict the future. Like remember all those times that I could foresee every disaster that came my way like when anda all desiccated me, when Tyler was going behind my back and unsiring my hybrids. I could foresee it all. I'm Nostradamus the second. Now sit here and shut up while I go save my brother Kols pantat, keledai from another crazy situation I saw coming from a mile away..."