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OK, this is my very first artikel - I have never written an artikel for fanpop before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest artikel ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so beruang with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the judul of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...
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aagh! I accidentally deleted this when I was trying to ubah it. here it is again with a new title:

Bella could have gotten over Edward in New Moon and even had a real relationship with Jacob in time, but she wouldn't let herself. She felt that moving on would diminish atau discredit her twu wuv with Edward and the pain she felt after he left. She wants to believe she can't get over it because she wants to believe that what they had was extraordinary, not like any other teenage romance. She wants to believe no one else in the world can relate to what she's going through. She was alone because she...
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Ok people,no violence and bad response's allowed in here,
and I actually risked my life making a critical Edward Cullen spot already...so please understand:)

This is an extract taken from:
[u]Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"
By:XDRoseLuvsHP
From:The HP vs. Twilight spot.
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A small extract:


Edward is, undoubtedly, an abusive boyfriend. Yes, I know that he has never hit her, he has never intentionally hurt her. Just so anda know, there are other types of abuse. Edward abuses Bella psychologically as well as abusing her rights. There may...
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LOL. Revamped. Get it? 'Cause like, Twilight has vampire and stuff... [/lame]

Okay, the Momcat has FINALLY gotten off her fat, lazy butt and done some much-needed work on some of the rules for our spot. When the spot first got started, it was fairly small and having wiggle-room wasn't such a problem; so my first batch of rules weren't all that specific. But our CAT has had many, many new kittens since then, and consequently, things have gotten crazier and messier. A lot of people have gotten confused about what this place is for, and what we're about. The CAT isn't what it used to be.

So hopefully,...
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As a fan of Twilight, I am part of a lot of related spots and discussions. However, as a Jacob & Bella fan, I often find myself disagreeing with most of the opinions of Twilight fans. In this artikel I'll go through some komentar I've read (slightly altered - don't want anyone out to get me!) and why I disagree with them. It's really just an informal rant. :P

'Edward & Bella have things in common unlike Jacob & Bella'

... What exactly? Let me guess: Classical music? Bella knows one song and suddenly they have something in common. They both read? When do we actually read of Bella reading...
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I dislike the books, but after seeing image after image labeled "Twilight sucks", as well as komentar after komentar with the words, I'm beginning to see why we can be accused of being "haters."

"Sucks" is not a swear word. To say something sucks is not going to send anda to hell. But it is derogatory, and immature, and does not lead to any real discussion. Well, unless some mature Twilighter comes along and say, "I see that anda think Twlight sucks. Why?" That might spark discussion. But the twilighter has the upperground in that debate, considering the anti has already shown her immaturity by...
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As someone who liked vampire before the fad started I'm one of the many people who dislikes the Twilight vampires. And thinks they should be reclassified as pixies. atau that at least Zombie Bram Stoker should go have a serious talk with Stephenie Meyer about vampires... What do anda mean Bram Stoker hasn't risen as a zombie in protest to the Twilight vampires? Why don't anda go prove it? I'll wait...

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...They didn't come back, so I'm assuming Zombie Bram ate their brains. We'll have to carry on without them. Anyway, I must admit Meyerpires are an interpretation of the vampire myth I just don't...
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I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b l o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as atau lebih beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do anda stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do anda irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...
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posted by JacobbBlackk
I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She berkata Jacob was beautiful once atau twice and called his new muscles impressive once atau that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain selanjutnya to him. She thinks Jacob is too...
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*A lot of people may here may freak out on me for asking this but I really need some help*

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a...
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posted by Saritaswims
Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book atau the dinding i mean come on who the f*** makes vampire sparkle! i mean unless anda want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes anda want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome


any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the buku are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are anda on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when anda nees her

i hope anda see my point PEACE
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I'll never be an emo vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the vampire of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me atau canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human anda just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...
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