Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: 12 Ways to Annoy Crazed Obsessive Twilight Fangirls

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12 Ways to Annoy Crazed Obsessive Twilight Fangirls

posted by sapherequeen

*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete manusia serigala have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise, and when they ask anda why anda want it, tell them that you're planning a camping trip and anda need the perfect substitute for firewood.
5) Tell them anda know what happens in the end of Midnight Sun. When they ask anda what happens, say that Jasper, Jacob, and Edward finally come out of the closet.
6) Find a website that talks about stalking wife-beaters and post a picture of Edward in it, then tampil it to a fangirl.
7) Call Jacob a pedophile in front of fangirls.
8) Call Alice a carjacker
9) Send Stephenie Meyer a page of Twilight fangirls attacking someone who doesn't like Twilight through email and convince her to stop menulis the books..
10) Tell them that Renesmee is a true freak of nature
11) Go to the Twilight spot and post hundreds of pics of Dracula, Lestat, and the Wolfman and make the judul "REAL VAMPIRES" and "REAL WEREWOLVES"
12) tampil them this list

If anda don't like these, please be respectful when anda criticize them.....

Idunn, wishey and 35 others like this

xxXsk8trXxx I LOVE THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huddysmacked XDD I wouldn't dare to do that to my friends that are Twilighters XDD Maybe in next April's Fool XDDD

patrisha727 LOL, as a Twilighter myself, I gotta say, I like these!!!! BTW: Congrats: this is a featured article on the Fanpop Home Page! ^_^

Pepsi12Cola These are HILARIOUS! i like twilight and i have friends who are OBSSESSED with twilight( dosn't everyone?) and i think they would freak out if they read this. Good Job

huddy_aimee loved it!!! i might do some of those... (im against twilight now...) :)

ilovecreed13 amazing i have another one that i'm going to do: when new moon comes out go see it and when edward comes out scream OMG IT'S CEDRIC DIGGORY!!!!!!!!!!!

sapherequeen Lol! That would be funny as hell, wish I'd be there :) Wait, I'll do the same thing when I see New Moon... Good luck!

bendaimmortal LOLLOL! Numbers 4 and 6 are most likely the ultimatums. But I don't think Meyer would give a shit about the number 9. She's too immature herself for that. Number 11 is AWFULLY tempting!!

Myf_1992 HaHa! love it,and i will be showing some twihard friends of mine this list. 2, 4 and 5 are my favs!

emisa123 They would probably beat me up for doing those. I'm considering taking Karate more and more. But I would do number 9! -- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

kayleebabee ahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I am sooo gonna do that! If i get murdered by a load of people who have OCD (obssesive cullen disorder) yall are invited to my funeral

Bookaholics Mostly quite funny, but a few of these are a tad bit nasty. I'm sure it's not intentional though.

phantomrose5 For the most part, I loved this list. But could you please not use 'gay' in the sense that you did? It's really quite offensive to some people.

sapherequeen ^I wasn't trying to say that homosexuality is a bad thing. I remember adding that because it would aggravate fans if someone would call Edward gay. I apologize if I sounded offensive.

HecateA I have another one! Go to a Tilight convention wearing a "team Harry" t-shirt. Draw a lightning bolt scar on any Edward poster you come across (sharpie)

jefferyw52 ok im a twihater but i would never ever do those cruel, harsh, stupid things it would hurt people

peetarocks999 hahaha xD but i qouldnt do that... except maybe no.1 xD xD

SnapeOWNSedward My guy friends and I were talking like a week ago about what are reactions would be if we saw some random guy sparkling in the sun. We all agreed that the last thing that would pop in our mind would be "Holy Sh*t it's a vampire, I should run!" We all agreed that we would most likely come up with reactions like "Hey look it's a f*g","He's wearing glitter." "Why are you wearing glitter," and "This isn't San Fransisco".

sapherequeen jefferyw52, I'm joking :)

RavenclawRocks Lol

harrypotterxx LOL :)

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Twilight Affects So Many things

posted by Frizzhead

I was following an online series called the Hillywood Show. It was two girls akting in Johnny Depp roles such as Sweeney Todd,Ed Wood,Edward Scissorhands.Here is a link of one of their link.This is their link
But after the release of Twilight they have stopped doing the Johnny Depp impression which made them famous they started doing twilight video's but even worse . Its Twilight musik Video's. So that means cheesy musik and annoying dancing and skimpy outfits.
It reminded me of how twilight is no longer a personal thing no matter where we go we will see twilight dangled in our faces in merchandise,...

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It is Hazardous see New Moon in The Cinema

posted by Frizzhead

- Yes i know this is extremely late but i just remebered what i was going to write :)

I was brought with my mam and sister to new moon on the 20th of November. Personally i was'nt really bothered about going atau not so i went so at least i would be able to say what i think about it.
The movie started at 7 and and at 6:20 there was at least 60 people waiting in the cinema most of them girls from the ages of about 10 to 55 many people at the back of the line were pushing to the front without mercy, squishing the others.
(Oh i must remind ye that i live in ireland and at the moment only girls from...

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Kitten of the Fortnight: Official daftar

posted by laureng114

Hello kittens! This is the daftar of all of everyone that has won the prestigious award of Kitten of the Fortnight! *Applause, applause* They have contributed to this spot in the best way and are all great representatives of what it is to be an amazing fanpopper. Congratulations to all of the winners and all of the winners to come. And if anda haven’t won yet- no worries! Every member is doing magnificently and this spot is only going to get better.

*Props go to those in the fanpop users spot who first created the fan of the fortnight picks*

Winner of July 17-July 31 2009:
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Winner of August...

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Twilight Facts

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Twilight Facts

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Twilight

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The difference between Twilight and Buffy

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Edward Vs Spike

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He SPARKES !!

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fine then

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New Moon is Jokerized!!!

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The Broodening - fan Art

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Twi Hate Can Suck It

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google never lies!

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Twilight In A Nutshell

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Twilight Makes Appearance on Standardized Test Prep: Jacob Cites Edward

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3 Abusive Figures

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

There are three (3) big categories of abuse. These are the ones that happen on a daily basis, and they are not at all uncommon :( In Twilight, all three of these abusive categories are represented oleh a character. They are grouped as follows:

Psychological Abuse: Edward Cullen
Sexual Abuse: Jacob Black
Physical Abuse: Sam Uley

Now, anda Twilighters are probably thinking, "Whaa-? That's ridiculous!" No, actually, it is not, if anda will give me a chance to explain.

Edward Cullen does indeed abuse Bella psychologically. He constantly refers to her stupidity and her clumsiness. Some may call this "keeping...

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On Wednesdays we wear pink...

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