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1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended anda and why anda find it offensive. If it’s something serious atau happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back anda up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward atau gush about how amazing the Twilight buku are. It’s fine if anda like doing that and we hold nothing against you, but please don’t do it here. Take it to a lebih appropriate spot and keep it there.

4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater atau anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer atau her fans, and don’t throw nasty atau immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”.

5) Make sure the material anda menyerahkan stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language, scathingly cruel humor atau any other offensive content in it (like "sparkly vampire are faggots", "Stephenie Meyer is a [bleep]", "Twitards are mindless scum blah blah blah"...etc). When it comes to videos, no book burning atau other forms of Twilight carnage. If anda found a really good/funny video that happens to have something like that in it, don’t post it. Instead, just ask around and PM link to the people who want to see it. (If enough people say they want to see it, perhaps we could start a special forum thread with a warning atau something. But for now, let's not go there.)

NEW RULE:

6) If anda look at the forum, you’ll see there are two rant threads: one for Twilighters and one for anti-Twilighters. If anda want to vent your rage atau feel like you’ll explode if anda don’t get it out of your system, take it there and keep it there. Please use them wisely, put up a warning for each rant anda make so people will know what they’re getting into, and don’t ever stoop down to bad language atau personal attacks.

NOTE: These are the only two threads for that kind of stuff. Everywhere else is a “safe zone”. If anda go to either of the rant threads, be prepared. DO NOT venture in if anda can’t take the heat. The warnings are there for a reason. If the rants make anda mad, please don’t respond. Either PM the ranter atau vent it out in the appropriate thread (and if anda do the latter, don’t call out names atau point fingers at anyone). That way we can keep the carnage to a minimum.


And these are all the ones I can think of at the moment. If any of anda have any suggestions atau ideas on how to improve them, please talk! These rules and guidelines are to ensure that we keep the peace, prevent abuse of the spot and help everyone to enjoy their stay. The last thing we want to do is give fanpop a reason for taking us down.

Thank anda so much for your cooperation! Have fun and play nice, duckies!
*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete manusia serigala have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about atau have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable atau hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see fan feeling left out, singled out atau wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role model ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape atau form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in cinta with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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I felt a compelling need to write this artikel because recently I have found myself lebih constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much lebih awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give anda all the evidence anda will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight fan trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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 OMG she totally mencuri that apel, apple from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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1:57-2:44 Have I berkata how much I cinta this man?
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posted by Dragonsphere
Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long yang lalu and I noticed this one pertanyaan I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" atau something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the lebih baru saja ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid pertanyaan to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just hapus this question, because I diposting it a tahun yang lalu and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob lebih so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased oleh crazed fan girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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posted by laureng114
First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this artikel is to explain the point of view of a Twilight fan that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, vampire are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off oleh saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight fan making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. oleh uneducated I mean fan that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...
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posted by Imyselfandme
Many people bash populer film because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept film the way they come.

As a one time penulis of a book called Elfin Magic (become a fan of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers anda a direct line to the film and the penulis refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...
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