Reid: It could also mean chemistry professor.
Elle: I say student. anda need self-confidence to lecture in front of a classroom full of 30 college kids. Arsonists are socially incompetent. This guy doesn’t go on dates, doesn’t go to parties, doesn’t feel comfortable in front of groups. [Reid looks at Elle] And of course he’s a total psychopath.
Reid: Of course.
Elle: Well, what is the most sinful place on campus?
Morgan: Come on Elle, when I was in college it was everywhere.
Mrs. Walker: Are anda single?
Elle: Yes.
Mrs. Walker: I have a word of advice. Don’t marry the first guy that proposes.
Elle: I may have something. Barbara Keller was having some trouble insuring some coins she bought. The insurance company thought they might be fake.
Hotchner: So the insurance company is blowing up annoying clients?
Reid: Do anda think it's weird that I knew that ballad?
Elle: Reid, I don't know how anda know half the stuff anda know, but I'm glad anda do.
Reid: Do anda think that's why I can't get a date?
Elle: Have anda ever asked anyone?
Reid: [Reid shifts his eyes] No.
Elle: That's why anda can't get a date.
Elle: [regarding Cheryl claiming that she can feel when something is wrong with her twin] anda think Cheryl's a wackjob because she says she can feel her sister's anxiety?
Morgan: I never berkata wackjob [Reid walks in]
Reid: Actually there may be a physiological basis for it.. reuniting with her sister.
Morgan: Don't ask.
Reid: Reversed egg symmetry, eggs membagi, split late between 9 to 12 days, the DNA matches right down to the last stranded code, there are sporadic documents of shared physiological pain.
Morgan: And anda believe it?
Reid: No I'm just saying its possible...
Elle: Here's something...[puts her coffee cup on Garcia's desk]...What can anda tell me about Vincent Sartori?
[Garcia chucks coffee cup in the bin]
Elle: I was still drinking that.
Garcia: Not only is this equipment expensive, it's also extremely sensitive.
[Spencer and Elle share a weird look]
[Elle is speaking about a criminal's sealed records]
Elle: Can anda get into those records?
Spencer: Despite the fact that they were probably expunged, she can find the faintest echo of deletion, successfully recreate the file, thereby sending us all to prison for computer felony fraud counts.
[Elle and Garcia share a weird look]
Elle: We can make bail.
Elle: Um, Reid anda probably saved my life in there.
Reid: Probably? I totally saved your life. And I'm pretty certain it's caught on tape.
Elle: Gideon, will anda tell him that I don't need to go to the hospital?
Gideon: Regulations are regulations. anda all right?
Elle: I'm fine, Dad.
Gideon: Elle?
Elle: Yeah?
Gideon: Don't ever call me Dad again.
[Gideon walks away]
Elle: I wonder how he'd feel about Mom?
Reid: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can, uh, run.
Elle: anda guys, we're here in New York and even when we aren't talking about our case we end up talking about another profiler.
Hotchner: You’re right. So Elle, anda seeing anyone?
JJ: At least anda get to spend your birthday weekend in Mexico.
Hotch: How do anda say 'doghouse' in Spanish?
Reid: La ca-sa del pair-o
Elle: La casita del perro.
Reid: That's what I berkata
Elle: Face it chico, anda are only a genius in English
Morgan: Why are anda akting so weird?
Elle: We're sitting with a guy who knows that there are 800 kernels of jagung on the average cob...
Reid: ...Arranged in 16 separate rows.
Elle: And you're calling me weird?
Elle: anda really don't know someone till anda take a road trip with them.
Morgan: What are anda trying to say?
Elle: Look at this car, man. There's empty soda cans and fast food wrappers everywhere. You're a slob. anda know, back at Quantico your meja tulis, meja was all neat, but I bet if anda looked in those drawers you'd find a mess.
Morgan: Okay, we have been on the road way too long.
Morgan: Well, anda all right there, Greenaway?
Elle: Go away.
Morgan: See anda tomorrow?
Elle: Afternoon.
Guy: Afternoon?
Elle: Don't speak.
Jamaican Cop: Where is the victim’s head?
Elle: Well, I must have dropped it on my way in here.
Gideon: Doesn't anybody ever go home?
Elle: You're here.
Gideon: Exactly. Trust me, anda don't want to model your social life on mine.
Reid: I thought maybe... anda might want to talk.
Elle: Don't go all profiler on me.
Reid: Elle, anda got shot in your own home, and then came back to the BAU like nothing even happened. Thinking anda might want to talk isn't profiling, it's Psych 101.
