*two days later*
LJ : don't worry!
Lucius : be happy!
Slender: SHUT UP! why are you guys so annoying!
Lucius: well the thing is I am extremely drunk... so blame the vodka for me being annoying
LJ: no one blames my vodka!
*ring ring*
Slender: *pulls out phone* hello?
BEN: Slender! I am being captive in gods mouth by RED and Observer! I have very little time to speak with you now! you need to com- wait... is that Jane? holy shi*, she killed RED! oh wait... Observer took her down... umm I think she still is alive. uhhh-
Observer: hey! what are you doing with that phone!?
BEN: gotta go! *hangs up*
Lucius: who was it?
Slender: BEN... he is captive in gods mouth, and it looks like cRYPT is having a war with Zalgo
Lucius: ok then, who do we save first?
Slender: BEN will be fine in gods mouth. we have to get Toby and Splendor... who knows what cRYPT will do to them
LJ : don't worry!
Lucius : be happy!
Slender: SHUT UP! why are you guys so annoying!
Lucius: well the thing is I am extremely drunk... so blame the vodka for me being annoying
LJ: no one blames my vodka!
*ring ring*
Slender: *pulls out phone* hello?
BEN: Slender! I am being captive in gods mouth by RED and Observer! I have very little time to speak with you now! you need to com- wait... is that Jane? holy shi*, she killed RED! oh wait... Observer took her down... umm I think she still is alive. uhhh-
Observer: hey! what are you doing with that phone!?
BEN: gotta go! *hangs up*
Lucius: who was it?
Slender: BEN... he is captive in gods mouth, and it looks like cRYPT is having a war with Zalgo
Lucius: ok then, who do we save first?
Slender: BEN will be fine in gods mouth. we have to get Toby and Splendor... who knows what cRYPT will do to them
Onna: am I beautiful?
Victim: yes?
Onna: am I now? *takes off mouth cover*
Victim: no?
*screaming*
Onna: a very honest man...
Henry: I see that anda are still trying to find "the one"
Onna: many men say I'm not beautiful... do anda think I'm not beautiful?
Henry: is that a trick question?
Onna: *humph* why are anda here?
Henry: we would like anda to rejoin...
Onna: why do anda want me to rejoin?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Onna: do anda have tickets out of Japan?
Henry: yes mam
Onna: I'll get my scarf...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Victim: yes?
Onna: am I now? *takes off mouth cover*
Victim: no?
*screaming*
Onna: a very honest man...
Henry: I see that anda are still trying to find "the one"
Onna: many men say I'm not beautiful... do anda think I'm not beautiful?
Henry: is that a trick question?
Onna: *humph* why are anda here?
Henry: we would like anda to rejoin...
Onna: why do anda want me to rejoin?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Onna: do anda have tickets out of Japan?
Henry: yes mam
Onna: I'll get my scarf...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers